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Steezy

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Member Since: 26 Feb 2014 12:20pm

Last Seen: 2 Aug 2015 09:10am

user id: 379305

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Unfortunately,I ain't dis witty in real life.
  1. Steezy Steezy
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2015 2:13am UTC
    And i was like.. why are you so passive agressive

  2. Steezy Steezy
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2014 3:56pm UTC
    Lions dont sleep over the opinion of sheep.

  3. Steezy Steezy
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2014 12:15pm UTC
    Im scared about going on Moshi monsters,cause my monster will probably jump out of the screen and strangle me for not loving her enough.

  4. Steezy Steezy
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2014 1:33pm UTC
    So are Austin and Ally going to get together or what?

  5. Steezy Steezy
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2014 2:30pm UTC
    I used to be fine until I realised I was Divine

  6. Steezy Steezy
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2014 1:52pm UTC
    Im just trying to be polite.
    If only i could fake laugh my way out of dead jokes

  7. Steezy Steezy
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2014 1:22pm UTC
    "If you teach me how to fish id buy a pink electronic fishing rod with hook sinkers and floats cause pink is bae"said my 11 year old sister

  8. Steezy Steezy
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2014 1:05pm UTC
    Whenever I get into an argument with someone my mind always thinks
    Heck,there had got to be a better way you could have rephrased that,stupid adolescent.

  9. Steezy Steezy
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2014 2:04pm UTC
    Millenium babies are gonna be the new 90s kids?

  10. Steezy Steezy
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2014 4:30pm UTC
    "I like you"
    "I like me too" she replied.

  11. Steezy Steezy
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2014 11:58am UTC
    Should I be worried that half of my class dont know that tigers are not in Africa but Asia?

  12. Steezy Steezy
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2014 3:14pm UTC
    I judge people who judge people

  13. Steezy Steezy
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2014 12:01pm UTC
    Embrace your body structure and flow with it

  14. Steezy Steezy
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2014 2:43pm UTC
    What does helium do to your voice?
    it makes it highhhhh

  15. Steezy Steezy
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2014 3:17pm UTC
    So Pinochios a no strings attached kinda guy

  16. Steezy Steezy
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2014 2:28pm UTC
    I hate it when people say: "Hes gonna be a heart breaker when hes older".
    Im sorry is that a good thing?

  17. Steezy Steezy
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 4:43am UTC
    Me:*Eating during class*
    Boy:...
    Me:*Pulls out crisps*
    Boy:...
    Me:*Pulls out oreos*
    Boy:Do you have a fridge in your bag or something?
    Me:I wish

  18. Steezy Steezy
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2014 1:18pm UTC
    I feel like Daniel Radcliffe and Harry Potter are completely different people.

  19. Steezy Steezy
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2014 6:57am UTC
    The closest thing we have to magic in this world is love.
    Thats why everybody wants it so damn much.

  20. Steezy Steezy
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2014 1:09pm UTC
    When bored I eat
    When tired I eat
    When hungry I eat
    When angry I eat
    But
    When happy I feast with gummy bears and everything.

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