Best Marriage Quotes Ever

PowerTumbler411
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April 9, 2013 9:20pm UTC

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion about gay marriage, but just imagine being told you weren't allowed to marry the person you love.

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SorrowUnleashed
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 3:07pm UTC

I want to get married in my pajamas.
All the guests will have to wear pajamas, too.
And the reception will just be like, a big sleepover.
With laptops.
And Witty.
And Tumblr.

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glitter162*
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July 22, 2013 4:52pm UTC

That awkward moment when
you realize that if Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner got married, they would both be called 'Taylor Lautner'.

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Miluiel*
posted a quote
January 30, 2014 10:47pm UTC

Marriage lets you
annoy one person
for the rest of your life

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Fireiscatching
posted a quote
October 28, 2013 6:55am UTC

I could do without a tan
on my left hand
where my fourth finger meets my knuckle.
Please don't remove this!

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
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February 1, 2013 4:42pm UTC

Vents About Witty LIFE #3
The people who try to preach no s e x before marriage. Like how are you suppose to marry someone and not know what they are like in bed? What if they are awful.... Just me?

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lithium*
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 6:41pm UTC

divorce papers: when I asked what's up he said "the sky"

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josie*
posted a quote
October 17, 2013 3:40pm UTC

Me at my wedding: you still like me right
Format by Sandrasaurus

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Fay*
posted a quote
December 31, 2013 10:49am UTC

Anyone who says their wedding was the best day of their lives
has clearly never had 2 candy bars fall down at once
from a vending machine

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ThatWeirdGirl*
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 8:04pm UTC

& I hope that one day
'gay marriage'
will just be called marriage

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
August 28, 2013 4:43pm UTC

It's ok if you don't support gay marriage.
It is not ok to bully someone because of their sexuality or their opinion on gay marriage.

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amybabe24
posted a quote
January 12, 2014 9:01pm UTC

I just read somewhere that last year 4,213,257 people got married
I dont want to start any trouble, but shouldnt that number be even?

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coolsuperstarz
posted a quote
September 13, 2013 5:15pm UTC

I take you, wittian, to be my follower.
I promise to be true to you in good times and in bad,
in sickness and in health.
I will love you and honor you all the days of my life.
~I just got married to my followers.
Love you all.

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soccerboy14
posted a quote
May 22, 2013 3:17pm UTC

I'm a Catholic and I support gay marriage.

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converse_girl17
posted a quote
July 16, 2013 9:04pm UTC

So let me get this strait..
Charlie Sheen can have a p.orn family, Kelsey Grammer can end a 15 year marriage over the phone, Larry King can be on divorce number 9, Brittany Spears can have a 55 hour marriage, Jesse James and Tiger Woods can, while married, still have se.x with other women, and yet the idea of same-se.x marriage is going to destroy the institution of marriage.
Animals are cruely raised and forced to breed for livestock. They are treated badly and stuffed on farms too small for the amount of them in the area. They then are brutally killed for meat. On top of that he ferment in your stomach before they are totally digested. And yet I'm weird for being a vegiterian and refusing my share of the meat.
Innocent men and women are being put on trial under falsly accused facts and then are sentenced for life for crimes they may not have done. And yet our legal system continues.
Our president, instead of trying to get us out of our trillions of dollars in debt, is spending our tax dollars on the affect of video games on the senior citizen's mind. And yet, millions of people in the US alone struggle to find their next meal.
.. I don't know how I had planned to finish this. But it's not right where we are now. It's not right for it to be this way.

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skimmingthepavement
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January 25, 2013 2:08am UTC

Whoever invented marrige was creepy.
"Hey, I like you so much that I want to get the government involved so you can't leave. Ever."

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 10:29pm UTC

If I marry someone attractive
& our kids end up with my face
I’m going to be seriously peed off.

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
February 10, 2014 1:36am UTC

May I ask you a question?
It's been on my mind a lot these days.
Hey honey,
Will you marry me?
Mine

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Nathannn
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 10:07pm UTC

Lol @ all of you fighting about gay marriage while a fellow Wittan fighting for his life.
Yea, you guys are mature.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 8:16pm UTC

In ancient times, girls got married at the age of 12.
...12...

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