Marriage Quotes

TheCovertComic
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March 11, 2023 2:01am UTC

I’m not divorced from reality, but we are seeing other people.

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Anujsomany
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February 12, 2023 8:50am UTC

"जो लोग अपने बीवी के इशारे पे घर चलाते और खुद का दिमाग नहीं चला सकते ,
वो सारे निठल्ले या जोरू के गुलाम (बेवक़ूफ़) ही अधिकतर कौन सा राष्ट्रीय दल सरकार बनाये, वे कैसे देश चलाये और समाचार चैनल पर चलते बकवास खबर पर बेफजूल चर्चा एवं बहस करते अक्सर नजर आते"
- अनुज सोमानी

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TheCovertComic
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May 29, 2021 1:47am UTC

My wife told me I needed to start being realistic.
I thought I was pretty life-like for a hologram.

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TheCovertComic
posted a quote
January 16, 2021 6:58pm UTC

Happy wife, happy life. Unhappy mother-in-law, happy wife.

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jodielovee
posted a quote
November 18, 2018 7:07pm UTC

Update number 2:
Its been another 3 years since Ive logged in to Witty. It took me over an hour to guess my username.
I broke into tears reading my sad posts from 5-6 years ago.. posts about suicide, begging for love and most of all, never being good enough.
I am now 21, MARRIED and have a BABY, a seven month old son, as well as with two dogs.
So please, listen to me when I say,
IT GETS BETTER.

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*Tori Leigh*
posted a quote
September 26, 2018 10:57am UTC

You broke me , then fixed me. Now the pieces of me hold together, forever, in your hands.
I had always felt a void in my heart and soul after that day, even years afterward. It was heart-wrenching. Now I know why; I was right. You were the one. We were soulmates when I didn't even believe in fate; you came back to me years after we should have forgotten each other. It was hard to trust each other at first, but we have come a long way; I've always wanted to marry my best friend.
It's been two and a half years now since we came back together. I now know I will ever have to endure the pain of losing you again. I have never been happier in my life. I love you so much, Daniel.

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Anujsomany
posted a quote
December 17, 2017 8:09am UTC

"A female is usually good as a daughter but rarely good as a wife." - Anuj Somany

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Juz_Zum_Zombie
posted a quote
October 5, 2017 8:50pm UTC

The way you clutch me
close within your grip
and rest your head atop mine.
The way you trap me
and make sure I won't leave
by throwing your leg over my body
pulling me in firmly.
The way I get up earlier than you
and try to quietly crawl
out of bed not to wake you,
yet you still wake and
I find myself being pulled by you
right back into bed,
into your tight clutch once again.
The way you wake up and look at how I'm fully dressed, and still you open your arms wide beckoning for me
to come lay with you.

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Anujsomany
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May 18, 2017 10:48pm UTC

"It has always been viewed that as wife includes more her mother’s advice into her family matters, it increases more feuds with her husband and she becomes more rude towards own children only."
~Anuj Somany

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seafoam*
posted a quote
October 20, 2016 7:06pm UTC

i find the single
most remarkable thing about love is the way it is doomed to pain and loss from its onset. Whether it is the spouse that outlives their lover, or loses them to another, there is no escaping this most solemn of inevitabilities. That two people would commit themselves to all of this hurt and heartache in spite of this, all in the name of experiencing genuine connection for even a moment, is all the proof I need that madness exists, and it is awfully beautiful.

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Anujsomany
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September 27, 2016 9:23am UTC

“He who thinks by not talking to his wife or girlfriend can make her realize and apologize for her mistakes only, is in a fool’s paradise.”
~Anuj Somany

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Anujsomany
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September 8, 2016 12:24am UTC

"People interfere in a person’s internal family matters not with an intention to resolve the feud, but mere with a selfish interest of showing own importance as a judge. Only foolish individual invites those devilish minds as mediators in own private home dispute."
~Anuj Somany

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Anujsomany
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September 4, 2016 10:23pm UTC

"A woman who remains connected with her mother via a communication link to convey on a daily or a weekly basis the things about her in-laws members as what they eat, drink and think; normally likes the man of the house to act like a weak mouse before her & so naturally always keeps her married life on the brink of the failure."
~Anuj Somany

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Anujsomany
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August 31, 2016 12:44am UTC

"Perhaps the only way for a husband to know the true mind graph of his wife is to make her laugh wildly or annoy her deeply enough; else she can hide many SECRETS from him all throughout her life."
~Anuj Somany

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Anujsomany
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August 24, 2016 1:06am UTC

"A woman is never so honest in words to her man as when she is made by him the angriest person."
~Anuj Somany

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Anujsomany
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August 18, 2016 1:16am UTC

"The day the women start accepting their mistakes first ;
Take A Bet, a lot of businesses of men who bank on the marital problems of others will start going bust."
~Anuj Somany

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musicure
posted a quote
June 18, 2016 5:11pm UTC

You say I'm crazy
cause you don't think I know what you've done
But when you call me baby
I know I'm not the only one

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Raxin
posted a quote
January 30, 2016 5:47pm UTC

Do not marry lightly.
Only the first marriage counts. Once you vow to unite with someone until one of you dies, if you break that vow, it’s meaningless to vow it again to someone else. The responsible thing to do after that is disclose to every person who gets close to you that your association is provisional at best, because you can’t be trusted.
A personal vow is the highest law that governs each of us. It’s higher than any municipal, state, national, international, or religious law. Your personal vow is your word as a living individual sovereign soul in the universe. If you can’t keep your own vow, nothing else you say has any weight.

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Anujsomany
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January 18, 2016 11:47pm UTC

"A credible way to unearth the bona fide facts is to make both the partners in conflict to undergo the reliable lie-detection tests,
instead of making conclusion by seeing who supports whom & how many."
~Anuj Somany

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
January 15, 2016 11:53pm UTC

I think my godmother is having an affair. mainly because I've seen messages come up on her phone, from a man who isn't her husband, calling her babe and stuff. she also used to let me have free-range over her phone for when she needs help. now she yanks it out of my hands and makes sure I don't go to her messages (which, I kinda need to do with some of the things she needs help with.) anyway, this really shouldn't bother me. I barely know her husband. if she is happy with new guy then yay I guess. however, there it goes. there goes the last thread of hope I have for marriage. marriage used to be the one thing in life I wanted. the one thing I wouldn't compromise. but now, it just seems so sad. I have yet to see a married couple truly make it. they were the last ones. my aunt and uncle have had problems for years. my aunt almost left him for someone that creepily tracked them down from a message board online. now my godmother and her husband seem to be done, too. my godmother has been flirted with before, and she always cut it off then and there, saying that she was married. however, this guy has been calling her babe for weeks, if not months. it doesn't paint a very nice picture of marriage for me anymore.

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