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amybabe24

1. amybabe24
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   February 11, 2014 7:57pm UTC
   P.L.U.R
   EDM & HOUSE
   <3
   
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2. amybabe24
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   January 12, 2014 9:01pm UTC
   I just read somewhere that last year 4,213,257 people got married
   I dont want to start any trouble, but shouldnt that number be even?
   
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3. amybabe24
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   November 13, 2013 9:14pm UTC
   zero f*cks given.
   
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4. amybabe24
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   November 4, 2013 11:16pm UTC
   Jokes Over Go Back To Summer
   
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5. amybabe24
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   August 18, 2013 1:45am UTC
   BSB
   <3
   
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6. amybabe24
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   July 7, 2013 10:38pm UTC
   Can someone tell me a site that I can use to edit my witty?? I had one....but I forgot what it was and I dont have my old computer anymore!
   Comment Please!
   
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7. amybabe24
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   June 27, 2013 5:13pm UTC
   Ok so...driving is literally like the best thing ever
   3 more months and I'll have my license and a car!!!
   
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8. amybabe24
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   May 21, 2013 1:53pm UTC
   When We Cuddle,
   I Hope You Dont mind if I,
   -wrap my legs around yours
   -lay my head above your heart
   -run my hands through your hair
   -play footsie with you
   -put my hand on your tummy
   -play with your hands
   -give you fishy kisses
   -talk about my day
   -sing you a song
   -fall asleep in your arms
   
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9. amybabe24
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   April 29, 2013 9:23pm UTC
   4.28.13
   <3
   
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10. amybabe24
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    April 23, 2013 9:26pm UTC
    dear people who created the SAT
    you suck. wtf is wrong with you. your answers are all wrong.
    sincerely
    annoyed junior
    
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11. amybabe24
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    April 20, 2013 11:44pm UTC
    i could care less if we date
    i need my best friend
    i know how i am and im sure i probably screwed it all up
    i just need you to know youre my #1...
    my best friend
    my everything
    
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12. amybabe24
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    April 20, 2013 6:41pm UTC
    “The first time someone shows you who they are,
    believe them.”
    
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13. amybabe24
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    April 16, 2013 9:42pm UTC
    sometimes I just wish I could start over and I could live my life differently
    
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14. amybabe24
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    April 13, 2013 11:51am UTC
    wisdom teeth suck
    yeah thats about it.....
    
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15. amybabe24
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    April 7, 2013 9:22pm UTC
    study
    (verb)
    The act of texting, eating, and watching
    TV with an open textbook nearby
    
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16. amybabe24
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    March 23, 2013 8:52pm UTC
    What a nice winter we're having this spring
    
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17. amybabe24
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    February 24, 2013 1:49pm UTC
    Just ordered online for the first time off amazon....rest assured my friends WILL hate me after a week of questioning if all will be okay
    
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18. amybabe24
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    January 23, 2013 6:33pm UTC
    So you want to prove youre sorry......so you text me for 2 days.....disappear(like you used to) and then like my pictures on instagram..... lol no im sorry..it doesnt work like that
    
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19. amybabe24
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    January 12, 2013 12:17pm UTC
    Medicine Companies
    Cleary don't know what fruit tastes like
    
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20. amybabe24
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    January 12, 2013 12:14pm UTC
    What is the difference between meand a calendar?
    A calendar actually has dates.
    
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