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Best Marriage Quotes Ever

  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 5:57pm UTC
    the person who invented marriage was creepy:
    "hey, i love you so much, i'm gonna get the government involved so you can't leave."

  2. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 6:53pm UTC
    Gay marriage is wrong?
    Let me tell you something
    about gay marriage.
    So someone put a quote up saying "Fave if you support gay marriage" and someone commented that it's wrong to be gay and it's a choice. So I told them how it is not a choice like how I didn't choose to be bisexual. This is how she replied:
    "lmfao being bisexual is even more ridiculous. u cant like both u gotta pick one or the other and it deffinately is a choice so dnt u dare give me tht this is how i wuz born bullsh*t cuz u deffinately were not born gay"
    I would just like to say that there is SO MUCH that is wrong with what they said. SO MUCH.
    1) It's true that you probably aren't born gay/bisexual. But it's something that you discover as you grow up and is influenced by society. You've all learned to judge people by who they are rather than what they look like, right? Well that's what I think. And to me, looks include gender.
    2) Bisexual is not ridiculous. As I said, I don't judge by looks. But it's not like I chose to like both genders. It's what naturally seems right to me.
    Let me compare it to something. Sorry if it makes no sense, it makes very little sense to me, too.
    Every likes music, right?
    Well group one here likes pop music like Rhianna, Justin Bieber, One Direction, and Katy Perry.
    And group two likes rock/punk music like My Chemical Romance, Nirvanna, Green Day, and the Rolling Stones.
    Let's just say that it was normal for girls to only like pop music (just an example, not my opinion).
    And let's say that it was normal for guys to only like rock/punk music.
    But there's the minority of girls that decide to like rock/punk,
    and the minority of guys that decide to like pop.
    Is that a crime? No.
    What if you really like Katy Perry but also really like MCR? Well you can't listen to both, can you?
    They're different music genres.
    It would be absurd......
    No.
    It's fine to like Katy Perry and MCR. Just because you like pop doesn't mean you can't like punk.
    They may be different from eachother, but you still like them both.
    Just like how bisexuals feel.
    My little senario may seem irrelevant to you, but that's honestly one of the few things I can get everyone to relate to.
    Because I doubt that no one on this website only likes one music genre.
    There's R&B
    rap
    electronic
    hip hop
    pop
    punk
    rock
    techno
    dubstep
    classical
    latin
    jazz
    blues
    reggae
    country
    the list can go on.
    I hope you see my point.
    Being gay is not wrong.
    Wanna see more about it?
    Person I was talking to: http://www.wittyprofiles.com/author/hayhayy915
    Quote: http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/6700167

  3. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 8:42pm UTC
    Imagine getting married.
    After many months of planning,
    you're standing at the altar with your signifigant other.
    You're in a beautiful room filled with all of your friends and family.
    And every single person in that room over the age of 10
    Knows your getting laid
    tonight.

  4. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2013 4:51am UTC
    "If you don't support gay marriage, thats like... really embarassing." - Tyler Oakley

  5. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 6:32pm UTC
    I saw this on tumblr and thought that this was absolutely amazing
    Convo between my 7 year old students today:
    Josie: I have a new crushhhhh
    Matt: Me too! On a boy!
    Pearl: You're a boy with a crush on a boy?
    Matt: Yeah, he's really cute.
    Pearl: Oh.
    (pause for a bit)
    Matt: Boys can like boys. I just can't marry him because boys can't marry boys.
    Me: Yes they can. You can marry whoever you want.
    Matt: Really?
    Josie: YEAH! My tia has a wife and now I have a titi and an auntie.
    Matt: Okay. Then maybe I'll marry him.
    Dave: (from across the room) No you can't, you're seven.
    Age was apparently the only foreseeable problem anyone
    of my elementary schoolers could see with gay marriage

  6. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 5:43pm UTC
    The scariest thing about dating someone is that you will either break up with or end up marrying that person.

  7. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 10:21pm UTC
    i believe that
    marriage
    isn't between a
    man and
    a woman.
    marriage
    is between
    love and love
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  8. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 12:25pm UTC
    SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO WEAR white
    AND SAY I DO
    but now she's wearing BLACK
    AND SAYING GOODBYE

  9. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 5:35pm UTC
    Mom: Are you still texting Josh?
    Me: Yeah, why?
    Mom: You guys haven't seen each other in seven or eight years and you still keep in touch?
    Me: Yeah...
    Mom: You guys are going to reunite and fall in love and get married
    Me: Mom...
    Mom: Which is fine by me! His family's great!
    Me: Mom, stop.

  10. XxMeliRidesRainbowPoniesxX XxMeliRidesRainbowPoniesxX
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 12:20pm UTC
    I am honestly balling my eyes out right now
    Gay marriage is legal in all state in the US.
    I can finally marry whoever I want.
    We finally won.

  11. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 5:22pm UTC
    How do you expect me to decide what college to attend or who I want to
    marry or what I want to do with the rest of my life? I can't even decide where to put a sticker because peeling off the back and having it stay in one place forever is too big of a commitment for me.

  12. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 11:17am UTC
    The person who invented marriage is creepy.
    they were all like, "Yo, I love you so much I'm going to get the government involved so you can't leave."

  13. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 4:54pm UTC
    ♥ ♥ ♥
    I want my first marriage
    to be my only
    marriage.
    ♥ ♥♥

  14. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 2:07pm UTC
    One day, I was talking to someone really religious and we were talking
    about our views on gay marriage. The person said, "Gay people aren't allowed to get married because, in the eyes of the church, marriage is meant for people to have children." Then, I asked why people why women who were unfertile and therefore couldn't have kids could get married and the person was like, "Uhhhh". I don't know what came over me, I just literally yelled "SWERVE!" at her and then I got in trouble.

  15. lithium* lithium*
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2013 6:04pm UTC
    honestly someone could marry me and I'd still wonder if they secretly found me annoying

  16. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 10:48pm UTC
    If you don't like gay marriage,
    don't get gay married.

  17. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2013 5:34am UTC
    Am I the only one with like 30+ future celebrity spouses?

  18. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 2:16pm UTC
    i’m so afraid of marriage like what if you marry someone and like have kids with them and then they decide they don’t love you anymore or something idk man but that sh:t is scary

  19. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 2:47pm UTC
    When politicians say “It is my personal belief that a marriage should be between a man and a woman… ” I honestly don’t care what your personal belief is. It is my personal belief that mullets are hideous fcking haircuts but I can’t impose legislation that tells bogans to cut their hair a certain way, so why should a personal choice of love and commitment be any different?

  20. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 8:27pm UTC
    **Okayokayokay.
    I've been writing this for like years.
    Preparing for if I ever asked someone to marry me...
    Could you tell me if it needs work
    And if it does, what I should fix?
    Thanks ;o
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    You're perfect in every way
    And I love you
    So now there's a question
    Oh, what could it be?
    The sweetest of them all
    Will you marry me?

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