Best Lotr Quotes Today

Hogwartian
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 4:49pm UTC

lllll Fangirl Problems: lllll
We have a hard time completing sentences.
"I just. I can't."
"Can you not?"
"Done."
"What the?"
"Wait."
"I can't even."
"This."

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Hogwartian
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 4:54pm UTC

I have come to the realization
that if a boy ever said,
"I SHIP US"
as a pickup line,
I would totally go out with him.

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Hogwartian
posted a quote
June 9, 2013 12:14pm UTC

Fandom Rehab:
Harry Potter: Oh my gosh there's no more books or movies what are we gonna do with
our lives?! *sob*
Lord of the Rings: Puh-lease, at least your author is still alive!
The Hunger Games: I can't take having to wait all this time for the next movie! And the
character deaths were soooo sad!
Sherlock: Oh, so you think you know about waiting? And HELLO, the world is in a current
state of confusion after our last episode!
Percy Jackson: EVERYONE SHUT THE HECK UP AT LEAST YOU DON'T HAVE A TROLL
FOR AN AUTHOR WHO BREAKS UP YOUR OTP, LEAVES YOU HANGING A YEAR, NEARLY
REUNITES YOUR OTP, LEAVES YOU HANGING FOR ANOTHER YEAR AND THEN
REUNITES YOUR OTP AND THEN THROWS THEM INTO TARTARUS. AND THEN GUESS
WHAT? YUP IT'S ANOTHER YEAR UNTIL WE GET MORE. AND DID WE MENTION THAT
GAIA IS RISING AND THE WORLD'S GONNA END AGAIN AND THAT CAMP JUPITER
WANTS TO BURN DOWN CAMP HALF-BLOOD? OH YEAH AND THAT MOVIE? IT SUCKS.
IT IS A DISGRACE TO THE NAME OF PERCY JACKSON. SO ALL OF YOU SHUT UP AND
GET OVER YOUR MINOR ISSUES. *sobs uncontrollably whilst rocking back and forth*
Everyone Else: ..............yeah um wow.
Rick Riordan: *evil laugh* I REGRET NOTHING.

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angelle*
posted a quote
January 20, 2014 7:43pm UTC

Curse of the Fandoms
Doctor Who Fandom Curse: Knowing that at some point your Doctor will have to regenerate.
Supernatural Fandom Curse: Knowing that your Series will end.... and soon.
Avengers Fandom Curse: Knowing that Joss Whedon will likely kill a favorite character.
Twilight Fandom Curse: Knowing that you will never win a fight against another fandom.... ever.
Harry Potter Fandom Curse: Knowing that it will never be as good as the first time around.
Sherlock Fandom Curse: Knowing that after waiting forever you will probably only get three more episodes with a cliff hanger even worse than the previous one.
Glee Fandom Curse: The show
LOTR Fandom Curse: Lying abandoned and forgotten in a dark pit of Tumblr while waiting ten years for The Hobbit.
Hunger Games Fandom Curse: Knowing that your favorite character will either die, go insane, or never be seen again
Game of Thrones Fandom Curse: Knowing that every one will die. That's it. Everyone dies.
Merlin Fandom Curse: Knowing that Mordred will kill Arthur
39 Clues Fandom Curse: Knowing that your OTP may never be together...and that Isabel Kabra will probably kill your favorite character.
Bartimaeus Fandom Curse: The last page.
UM EXCEPT THAT THE LAST PAGE IS ACTUALLY THE GREATEST? NATHANIEL SAVES BARTIMAEUS. NATHANIEL LOVES BARTIMAEUS. BARTIMAEUS KNOWS THAT NATHANIEL LOVES HIM. CURSE? MORE LIKE HEARTBREAKING PERFECTION.

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invincible*
posted a quote
July 7, 2014 4:45am UTC

"Not all those who wander are lost."
- J.R.R. Tolkien

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🐝*
posted a quote
July 4, 2014 12:23pm UTC

“Moonlight drowns out all but
the brightest stars. ☆*:･ﾟ✧"
--J.r.r Tolkien

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Hogwartian
posted a quote
May 8, 2014 3:44pm UTC

This quote
M u s t b e
h i l i g h t e d
t o b e r e a d
or else strangers,
robbers,
Death Eaters,
orcs,
muggles,
Nazgul,
Voldemort,
the Capitol,
and Fire Nation Troops
will be able to read it.

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Blurryface*
posted a quote
July 25, 2014 9:24pm UTC

"All that is gold does not glitter, not all those who wander are lost: the old that is strong does not wither, deep roots are not reached by the frost. from the ashes a fire shall be woken, a light from the shadows shall spring, renewed shall be blade that was broken, the crownless again shall be king."
-J.R.R. Tolkien

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🐝*
posted a quote
June 29, 2014 8:14am UTC

if you obsess over Lord of the Rings, actual music, tattoos and nature as much as I do.....
then we can probably mate for life.

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Hogwartian
posted a quote
May 8, 2014 4:33pm UTC

lllll Fangirl Problems: lllll
Other fandoms...

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Hogwartian
posted a quote
May 8, 2014 4:34pm UTC

lllll Fangirl Problems: lllll
Still not being over Fred's death
when you heard about it 7 years ago

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Amenah
posted a quote
February 5, 2014 3:27pm UTC

Let's take a moment
to appreciate the undeniable sexual tension between Sam and Frodo.

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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 8:45pm UTC

When I walk around in a library, I find myself inhaling deeply as I browse through the shelves because the books always smell like magic :)

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๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
posted a quote
October 4, 2013 5:53pm UTC

The Rings
three for the elven kings
seven for the dwarf lords
nine for the mortal men
one for the dark lord-
And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
September 19, 2013 10:34am UTC

Elijah Wood: Frodo Baggins. Elijah Wood in a hat: Yolo Swaggins.

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Jillian Marie*
posted a quote
March 31, 2014 4:33pm UTC

math teacher: okay so today we're going to learn about the exponent rules.
class: *blank stares*
math teacher: if you don't learn them you're going to fail the quiz. Then ...*Gandalf voice* YOU SHALL NOT PASS.

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WendyDarling*
posted a quote
May 29, 2016 5:10pm UTC

''All your words are to say: you are a woman, and your part is in the house.
But when the men have died in battle and honour, you have leave to be burned in the house, for the men will need it no more.''
-J.R.R. Tolkien

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LordOfTheRingsGeek
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 7:21pm UTC

Now I shall sing you the song of my people: THERE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD! TO ISENGARD!
THERE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD!
THERE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD!
TO ISENGARD!
THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD!
TO ISENGARD! THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD!
THERE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD!
THERE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD!
TO ISENGARD! THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD!
TO ISENGARD! THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD!
THERE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD!

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RoseNightshade1799
posted a quote
December 25, 2013 7:21pm UTC

Ents: The ultimate reason to be eco-friendly.
Treebeard: That motherf***er gonna bulldoze my forest?
Treebeard: BRING IT.

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clearlytruthful
posted a quote
March 31, 2013 6:45pm UTC

Being a Harry potter and lotr fan and making fun of one with the other
Ex:
frodo: (reaches for his head) ow my scar is hurting
frodo: oh wait I'm not harry potter

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