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LordOfTheRingsGeek

1. LordOfTheRingsGeek
   posted a quote
   March 30, 2013 12:24am UTC
   This Fandom after "The Hobbit"
   "Everything is beautiful
   again!!!!"
   
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2. LordOfTheRingsGeek
   posted a quote
   March 21, 2013 7:21pm UTC
   Now I shall sing you the song of my people: THERE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD! TO ISENGARD!
   THERE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD!
   THERE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD!
   TO ISENGARD!
   THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD!
   TO ISENGARD! THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD!
   THERE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD!
   THERE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD!
   TO ISENGARD! THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD!
   TO ISENGARD! THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD!
   THERE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD!
   
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3. LordOfTheRingsGeek
   posted a quote
   February 27, 2013 6:54pm UTC
   I like to take hot showers so I can practice walking through Mordor....
   
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4. LordOfTheRingsGeek
   posted a quote
   January 16, 2013 1:07pm UTC
   Dominic Monaghan (Merry): You know everything's so pure about Orlando...I mean even his breath smells like flowers.
   
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5. LordOfTheRingsGeek
   posted a quote
   January 9, 2013 8:32pm UTC
   FOOL OF A TOOK!
   
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6. LordOfTheRingsGeek
   posted a quote
   January 9, 2013 8:23pm UTC
   Oliphant: RAWR!!!!!!
   Aragorn: LEGOLAS!!!!!
   Legolas: -Challenge Accepted-
   Oliphant: *Le dead*
   Gimli: That still only counts as one!!!
   Legolas: *To self* (I'm prettier than you)
   
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7. LordOfTheRingsGeek
   posted a quote
   January 9, 2013 8:19pm UTC
   The music for Lord of the Rings makes me cry...
   I get very emotional.
   
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8. LordOfTheRingsGeek
   posted a quote
   January 4, 2013 7:32pm UTC
   There is only one Lord of the ring.
   ---
   And he does not share power.
   
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9. LordOfTheRingsGeek
   posted a quote
   January 3, 2013 7:44pm UTC
   Susan: "I'm the best archer in all of Narnia. And did I mention that I am also a queen?"
   Merida: "Well i'm a princess, and i've been shooting arrows since I was a wee child."
   Katniss: "I can shoot you through the eye before you can say 'Happy Hunger Game.' Oh, and I started a revolution."
   Rogin Hood: "I'm Robin Hood. I can shoot ten arrows at the same time and win the hearts of all the ladies in all the land."
   Hawkeye: "Well, I'm known as the worlds greatest marksmen-I saved the world from alien invaders."
   Legolas: "Humans amuse me...."
   
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10. LordOfTheRingsGeek
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 7:39pm UTC
    Legolas & Kili
    The Adventures of Captain Obvious & Sir Factual
    
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11. LordOfTheRingsGeek
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 7:36pm UTC
    LEGOLAS
    HAWTEST. ELF. EVER
    
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12. LordOfTheRingsGeek
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 7:34pm UTC
    Fili!
    Kili!
    At your service.
    *geez this is bright...
    
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13. LordOfTheRingsGeek
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 7:32pm UTC
    Legolas
    I'm sorry, I can't hear you oveer the sound of how sexually ambitious I am.
    
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14. LordOfTheRingsGeek
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 7:07pm UTC
    "I don't know half of you
    as well as I should
    like; and I like less than
    half of you half as well
    as you deserve.
    
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15. LordOfTheRingsGeek
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 7:05pm UTC
    "I'm going on an
    ADVENTURE!"
    
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16. LordOfTheRingsGeek
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 7:03pm UTC
    Ian Mckellan
    Here are your missions, boys...
    Frodo, destroy the ring.
    Harry, destroy the horcruxes.
    Luke, bring balance to the force.
    And Edward, just stop sparkling my son.
    
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17. LordOfTheRingsGeek
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    January 3, 2013 6:56pm UTC
    So why can't we just walk into Mordor?
    Oh my gosh Karen, you can't just walk into Mordor.
    
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18. LordOfTheRingsGeek
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    January 3, 2013 6:54pm UTC
    Gandalf: "Hey, hold this for a second."
    Legolas: ......
    Legolas: "Master has given Legolas a sock!"
    Legolas: "LEGOLAS IS A FREE ELF!!!"
    Gandalf: "Every. Damn. Time..."
    
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19. LordOfTheRingsGeek
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 6:49pm UTC
    Courage is found in unlikely places.
    - J.R.R. Tolkien
    
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20. LordOfTheRingsGeek
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 6:44pm UTC
    Walk halfway across middle earth
    "Go home Sam."
    
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