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Best Getalife Quotes Today

  1. JoshConnollyTheCoolKid JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 2:20pm UTC
    What is it called when your crush has crush on you too?
    IMAGINATION!

  2. writtenrain* writtenrain*
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 7:47pm UTC
    "GROW UP - get a life."
    Excuse me?
    I'm perfectly content, and let me tell you, I am not changing.
    I don't want to live in a world where my Hogwarts letter was never even sent. (It was lost in the mail)
    Where my closet never lead to Narnia (The passage way is broken)
    Where my book will never take me to the Hundred Acre Woods (Pooh got lost)
    Or where magic doesn't even exist (The wizards are hiding from the muggles)
    I don't want to live in a world where the Doctor doesn't save us daily.
    I refuse to go where vampires and werewolves don't exist
    or where fantasies are just that - fantasies.
    "Grow up - get a life"
    Well you know what? Have fun in the real world.
    And may the odds be ever in your favor.

  3. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 9:19pm UTC
    Bucket List #43
    Go to the beach. Bury metal objects that say "get a life" on them.

  4. writtenrain* writtenrain*
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2013 3:44pm UTC
    "GROW UP - get a life."
    excuse me?
    I am perfectly content with my life.
    I'm not going to change to fit your idea of what a teen can and cannot do.
    I don't want to live in a world where my Hogwarts letter was never sent (It got lost in the mail)
    Where my closet doesn't lead to Narnia (The passageway is just broken)
    Where my book will never lead to the Hundred Acre Wood (Pooh got lost on the way)
    Or where magic doesn't exist (Pfft. Like they'd let muggles know of their existence)
    I refuse to live in a world where the Doctor doesn't save us regularly (He's off on another planet)
    Where Sherlock doesn't solve the hardest crimes (He's still pretending he's dead)
    Or where Peter Pan is just a children's story (He's off fighting some pirates)
    Or where fantasies are just that - fantasies
    Sure, I might be a teenager, but
    my mailbox is still checked regularly, my closet searched, my book opened, my window left unlocked.
    "Grow up, get a life"
    Yah right. Have fun in the real world.
    and may the odds be ever in your favor

  5. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2013 3:41pm UTC
    The biggest joke on witty:
    People who make multiple accounts to favorite their own quotes.

  6. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2013 4:45pm UTC
    The more I see you on the top quotes the
    more I hate you

  7. ASongOfIceAndDirewolves* ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 8:59pm UTC
    I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please, continue while I take notes...

  8. grovervac3000 grovervac3000
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 4:15pm UTC
    Just because I'm short doesn't mean I'm not fast.
    Just because I'm short doesn't mean I'm not strong.
    Just because I'm short doesn't mean I'm not as good as you.
    Just because I'm short doesn't mean I'm not the bigger person inside.
    Get a life and stop pointing out obvious things.

  9. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2013 8:53pm UTC
    some of you guys are real a/ssholes and u need to get a better life than going through my comments and disliking them all like omg wow i'm going to cry bc i have -14 points!!!
    owch
    sry im leaving witty now bye!!!

  10. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2013 4:19pm UTC
    Stop disliking my comments!!!
    Its not even funny

  11. swaggin_destiny swaggin_destiny
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 12:22pm UTC
    I don't talk to myself.
    I just talk to my invisiable friends with the same name as me. ;)

  12. Umcaitlynx Umcaitlynx
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2013 1:30pm UTC
    Popular, Thin, Gorgeous Girl: I'm so fat and ugly. No one likes me enough.
    Me: WTF am I then? An ogre?
    Popular, Thin, Gorgeous Girl: Uhm, helllllll no! I totally am.
    *Hot guy walks by and winks at her*
    Popular, Thin, Gorgeous Girl: Oh my gosh, I'm so loved! That cutie just winked at me! i'm going to go show off my toned stomach in my new bikini! EEK!
    *She runs away to her gorgeous friends, leaving me alone*
    Me: WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
    -_____-

  13. dumb_blonde1998 dumb_blonde1998
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 10:39am UTC
    If you try to impress me, it's more than likely that I will be less impressed than I was before.

  14. iris10067 iris10067
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2013 1:59pm UTC
    Playing the Sims because the life of my character is better than my real life.
    :/

  15. runningz3tt runningz3tt
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 10:19pm UTC
    Give me nasty looks, I can handle it.
    Laugh because I wanted to dress up? That's cool.
    Stare at me because I have a muscular body, I'm sorry you don't have my dedication..
    You talked to my boyfriend when we were having problems? Well he came back to me, so you must not have made a good impression.
    You talk about me behind my back? Say it to my face- I can handle it.
    You can wear American Eagle clothes, and buy all of your jeans at Vanity? It doesn't make you look any better.
    You started wearing makeup in 6th grade? I'm proud of not wearing make up. I'd rather have a guy like me for my natural face not a Crayola coloring book..
    I look at you and your little group of friends, and I ask myself what makes you better than me? The way I see it... You're no better than me, and I'm no better than you. Plain and simple.

  16. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2017 7:45pm UTC
    Possession of a life is not a prerequisite for telling somebody else to get one.

  17. cookie_monster_emzz cookie_monster_emzz
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 4:43pm UTC
    you know that tingly feeling you get when you like sombody?.......
    that's common sense leaving your body.

  18. Mandypandy Mandypandy
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2014 7:39am UTC
    Some people need to pull their heads out of their conceded booties.. like.. for real.. >.<

  19. sparkels1998 sparkels1998
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2013 12:19am UTC
    Nobody
    Is
    This
    Desprate
    For
    Attention.

  20. WantingTheEnd WantingTheEnd
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 4:46am UTC
    "All the people i know are fair-weather friends"
    Oh really? Who was it that stayed up all night with you every single time you felt sad even though they were trying not to die themselves? Who was it that kept taking you to the doctors? Who was it that got you some help? Who was it that skipped lessons and failed exams just so you wouldn't feel alone when you didn't want to turn up to lessons? Who was it that held you when you cried? Who was it that told you not to take anymore pills? Who was it that told you not to cut yourself? Who was it that said yes to every single request? Who was it that gave up every single weekend just so you wouldn't have to be alone with your family even though they are really lovely? Who was it that gave up everything they loved just so you could get what you wanted? Who was it that kept every single secret? Who was it that forgot all about themselves and put you first, even before their family? I swear to God i have never been there for someone as much as i have been there for you, the amount of things i have done just to keep you happy so you can get every little thing you want. But none of that is important to you apparently, i'm just a fair-weather friend, right? Lovely. Do not ever expect me to be there again for you like i have been. I am sick to death of you. You're always whining for attention from everyone, people are starting to hate you because of what you have become, you're so demanding. Can't you even see what you're doing? If i have done all of these things for you and you still do not think i am there then go and find someone else to be there for you because i'm not doing it anymore. I mean come on, i've been so scared to say no to you and let you do so much stuff, i feel disgusting and filthy, i hate myself so much for all of the things you have done to me. Never have the audacity to say that i have not been there. You know what makes me and you different? None of my friends were ever there in the first place, but i never expected anyone to be there for me either, but you expect everyone to obey your every need, now look what has happened...no one wants to even be there like they did before. I know you're going through a really rough patch, but who isn't? It's about time you grew up and learnt how to deal with life in the same way that everyone else is. So if all of this makes me a fair-weather friend, then so be it.

:)

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