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1. StormForceHeart
   posted a quote
   May 17, 2013 11:41am UTC
   Quit judging me on what you see.
   You know NOTHING about me, so stfu :)
   
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2. dearyj
   posted a quote
   April 15, 2013 4:55pm UTC
   WeAllKnowAGirlThat....
   Sees a cute boy in the hallway
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   I'M IN LOVE
   #getalife
   
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3. dearyj
   posted a quote
   April 15, 2013 4:53pm UTC
   WeAllKnowAGirlThat....
   Hooks up with 5 different guys in a week
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   I'M NOT A WH0RE
   #getalife
   
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4. dearyj
   posted a quote
   April 15, 2013 4:41pm UTC
   WeAllKnowAGirlThat....
   Get drunk twice in a week
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   Guys, I think I'm an alcoholic.
   #getalife
   
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5. livelaflove
   posted a quote
   October 15, 2013 8:04pm UTC
   You're going to school, not a strip club. Don't be surprised when I smear that bright red lipstick all over your face.
   
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6. HJD12345
   posted a quote
   May 6, 2013 2:27pm UTC
   DON'T THINK MY QUOTES ARE ABOUT YOU I REALLY DON'T CARE
   
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7. dearyj
   posted a quote
   April 15, 2013 4:46pm UTC
   WeAllKnowAGirlThat....
   Grounded for coming home drunk at 3 a.m.
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   I hate my parents. Gonna commit suicide. kthxbye.
   #getalife
   
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8. dearyj
   posted a quote
   April 15, 2013 4:44pm UTC
   WeAllKnowAGirlThat....
   Goes to the grocery store
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   Updates facebook status
   #getalife
   
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