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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2017 7:45pm UTC
    Possession of a life is not a prerequisite for telling somebody else to get one.

  2. Mandypandy Mandypandy
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2014 7:39am UTC
    Some people need to pull their heads out of their conceded booties.. like.. for real.. >.<

  3. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2013 3:41pm UTC
    The biggest joke on witty:
    People who make multiple accounts to favorite their own quotes.

  4. sparkels1998 sparkels1998
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2013 12:19am UTC
    Nobody
    Is
    This
    Desprate
    For
    Attention.

  5. Umcaitlynx Umcaitlynx
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2013 1:30pm UTC
    Popular, Thin, Gorgeous Girl: I'm so fat and ugly. No one likes me enough.
    Me: WTF am I then? An ogre?
    Popular, Thin, Gorgeous Girl: Uhm, helllllll no! I totally am.
    *Hot guy walks by and winks at her*
    Popular, Thin, Gorgeous Girl: Oh my gosh, I'm so loved! That cutie just winked at me! i'm going to go show off my toned stomach in my new bikini! EEK!
    *She runs away to her gorgeous friends, leaving me alone*
    Me: WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
    -_____-

  6. iris10067 iris10067
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2013 1:59pm UTC
    Playing the Sims because the life of my character is better than my real life.
    :/

  7. livelaflove livelaflove
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2013 8:04pm UTC
    You're going to school, not a strip club. Don't be surprised when I smear that bright red lipstick all over your face.

  8. writtenrain* writtenrain*
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2013 3:44pm UTC
    "GROW UP - get a life."
    excuse me?
    I am perfectly content with my life.
    I'm not going to change to fit your idea of what a teen can and cannot do.
    I don't want to live in a world where my Hogwarts letter was never sent (It got lost in the mail)
    Where my closet doesn't lead to Narnia (The passageway is just broken)
    Where my book will never lead to the Hundred Acre Wood (Pooh got lost on the way)
    Or where magic doesn't exist (Pfft. Like they'd let muggles know of their existence)
    I refuse to live in a world where the Doctor doesn't save us regularly (He's off on another planet)
    Where Sherlock doesn't solve the hardest crimes (He's still pretending he's dead)
    Or where Peter Pan is just a children's story (He's off fighting some pirates)
    Or where fantasies are just that - fantasies
    Sure, I might be a teenager, but
    my mailbox is still checked regularly, my closet searched, my book opened, my window left unlocked.
    "Grow up, get a life"
    Yah right. Have fun in the real world.
    and may the odds be ever in your favor

  9. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2013 4:45pm UTC
    The more I see you on the top quotes the
    more I hate you

  10. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2013 4:19pm UTC
    Stop disliking my comments!!!
    Its not even funny

  11. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2013 8:53pm UTC
    some of you guys are real a/ssholes and u need to get a better life than going through my comments and disliking them all like omg wow i'm going to cry bc i have -14 points!!!
    owch
    sry im leaving witty now bye!!!

  12. ASongOfIceAndDirewolves* ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 8:59pm UTC
    I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please, continue while I take notes...

  13. WantingTheEnd WantingTheEnd
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 4:46am UTC
    "All the people i know are fair-weather friends"
    Oh really? Who was it that stayed up all night with you every single time you felt sad even though they were trying not to die themselves? Who was it that kept taking you to the doctors? Who was it that got you some help? Who was it that skipped lessons and failed exams just so you wouldn't feel alone when you didn't want to turn up to lessons? Who was it that held you when you cried? Who was it that told you not to take anymore pills? Who was it that told you not to cut yourself? Who was it that said yes to every single request? Who was it that gave up every single weekend just so you wouldn't have to be alone with your family even though they are really lovely? Who was it that gave up everything they loved just so you could get what you wanted? Who was it that kept every single secret? Who was it that forgot all about themselves and put you first, even before their family? I swear to God i have never been there for someone as much as i have been there for you, the amount of things i have done just to keep you happy so you can get every little thing you want. But none of that is important to you apparently, i'm just a fair-weather friend, right? Lovely. Do not ever expect me to be there again for you like i have been. I am sick to death of you. You're always whining for attention from everyone, people are starting to hate you because of what you have become, you're so demanding. Can't you even see what you're doing? If i have done all of these things for you and you still do not think i am there then go and find someone else to be there for you because i'm not doing it anymore. I mean come on, i've been so scared to say no to you and let you do so much stuff, i feel disgusting and filthy, i hate myself so much for all of the things you have done to me. Never have the audacity to say that i have not been there. You know what makes me and you different? None of my friends were ever there in the first place, but i never expected anyone to be there for me either, but you expect everyone to obey your every need, now look what has happened...no one wants to even be there like they did before. I know you're going through a really rough patch, but who isn't? It's about time you grew up and learnt how to deal with life in the same way that everyone else is. So if all of this makes me a fair-weather friend, then so be it.

  14. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 9:19pm UTC
    Bucket List #43
    Go to the beach. Bury metal objects that say "get a life" on them.

  15. StormForceHeart StormForceHeart
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 11:41am UTC
    Quit judging me on what you see.
    You know NOTHING about me, so stfu :)

  16. HJD12345 HJD12345
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 2:27pm UTC
    DON'T THINK MY QUOTES ARE ABOUT YOU I REALLY DON'T CARE

  17. dumb_blonde1998 dumb_blonde1998
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 10:39am UTC
    If you try to impress me, it's more than likely that I will be less impressed than I was before.

  18. grovervac3000 grovervac3000
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 4:15pm UTC
    Just because I'm short doesn't mean I'm not fast.
    Just because I'm short doesn't mean I'm not strong.
    Just because I'm short doesn't mean I'm not as good as you.
    Just because I'm short doesn't mean I'm not the bigger person inside.
    Get a life and stop pointing out obvious things.

  19. dearyj dearyj
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 4:55pm UTC
    WeAllKnowAGirlThat....
    Sees a cute boy in the hallway
    .
    .
    .
    .
    I'M IN LOVE
    #getalife

  20. dearyj dearyj
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 4:53pm UTC
    WeAllKnowAGirlThat....
    Hooks up with 5 different guys in a week
    .
    .
    .
    .
    I'M NOT A WH0RE
    #getalife

:)

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