Best Bread Quotes This Week

happiest*
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January 27, 2013 6:49am UTC

Toaster: I want you inside me...
Bread: Ooooh that's hot.

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1hockey2lax3crazy
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March 25, 2013 7:12pm UTC

Happy Passover... I'm eight minutes in and I already want bread...

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 10:26pm UTC

i skip the first piece of bread
cause it's ugly.

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BlueEyedNobody
posted a quote
July 2, 2014 7:53am UTC

Nutella
or the bread industry is doomed.

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SarahDGirl
posted a quote
February 1, 2013 6:21pm UTC

Does anybody else
Consider their family bread hoarders?

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*blushes*
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November 4, 2013 8:14am UTC

Bread is like life:
it has an upside and a downside

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sophsunflower12
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April 2, 2013 3:22pm UTC

*PASSOVER*
day 1: okay, i can deal with no bread. it won't be that bad.
day 2: this whole "no bread" thing isn't as fun as it sounded.
day 3: seriously, i want bread right now.
day 4: yeah. i'm done with this. where's the bread at?
day 5: like, actually, i'm done with this holiday. bread?
day 6: i wasn't kidding. this isn't even funny anymore.
day 7: this stopped being funny 5 days before it started.
day 8: yup. i'm officially 23794483% done with this holiday.

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 1:43am UTC

In my house, fall smells like homemade
rasin bread
o_o

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xxgoaliegirlxx
posted a quote
March 27, 2013 11:20am UTC

am i the only one
that hates those awkward round pieces on the ends
of bread?

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lemon.cake*
posted a quote
August 28, 2013 9:50pm UTC

I see myself as the first slice of bread in the package

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...*
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 3:08pm UTC

Peeta,
You son of a baker!
nmq

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secretx
posted a quote
February 4, 2013 11:50am UTC

You feel betrayed?
Think about the first peice of bread in a loaf..
dang thing is so ugly nobody even wants to look at it

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RoseNightshade1799
posted a quote
October 15, 2013 10:08pm UTC

Sometimes I feel like the top piece of bread.

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fragile-hearted*
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 4:21pm UTC

Am I the only one who freezes bread?

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abbfab99
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 3:32pm UTC

(To the tune of Dynamite by Taio Cruz)
Katniss: I shoot my arrow in the sky sometimes
Katniss: Yelling come on Peeta let's go
Peeta: I wanna bake some bread and live my life
Peeta: Asking rye-ye, whole wheat, or whii-ite

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AwkwardTouchTuesday
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February 19, 2013 9:19pm UTC

Louis Tomlinson: More tattoos soon !
Eleanor Calder: ..that's not making tea!!!
Louis Tomlinson: shut up and make me a sandwich
Eleanor Calder: But you can't eat bread..
I don't care if you don't like 1D, but twitter fights between these two are f/cking adorable <33

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Amboolovesyou
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 6:11pm UTC

Warning:
If I see you making a "Duck Face" prepare for a loaf of bread to the face

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just another asian*
posted a quote
October 24, 2013 12:00pm UTC

At School:
While everyone is panicking, thinking that there was a real fire inside and they rush out, I'm the only one lagging behind and eating bread.

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gucci prince*
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 9:39am UTC

Remember
All the good times we had at Christmas?
Baking gingerbread cookies, drinking hot chocolate
Singing to a christmas tree
And having snowball fights?
It was the best times of our life, right?
Now i really miss christmas since's it's over.
But for now, just for now,
it hurts.

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MissLovely
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 3:01pm UTC

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread.

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