Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

abbfab99

Status: Instagram: @abigail_annette32 twitter:@abbyazadian tumblr: smoothsloths.tumblr.com

Member Since: 8 Jan 2012 12:32am

Last Seen: 8 Aug 2017 12:16am

Location: Somewhere with food.

Gender: F

user id: 261355

225 Quotes
6,441 Favorites
0 Following
83 Followers
Comment Points
Comments
Comments on Quotes
Comments by User
Quote Comments by User
Flair beta

follow block report

  1. abbfab99 abbfab99
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 4:55pm UTC
    People laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at them because they're all the same.
    -Kurt Cobain

  2. abbfab99 abbfab99
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2013 7:10pm UTC
    Shoutout to the Moms of
    Zac Efron
    Channing Tatum
    Ryan Gosling
    Bradley Cooper
    Justin Timberlake
    For creating these beautiful creatures

  3. abbfab99 abbfab99
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2013 9:16pm UTC
    Me: I really want a thigh gap
    Me: *goes into straddle position*
    Me: Much better.

  4. abbfab99 abbfab99
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 5:11pm UTC
    Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh has the same middle name. Coincidence? I think not.

  5. abbfab99 abbfab99
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 5:41pm UTC
    I think we should legalize marijuana in this country, so potheads have nothing to talk about ever again
    -Daniel Tosh

  6. abbfab99 abbfab99
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 11:17pm UTC
    The guy you just called g/y
    Likes c/ck in his butt
    The girl you just called fat
    Weighs 600 lbs.
    The man you just called stupid
    Had to repeat 2nd grade 5 times
    The girl you just called a wh/re
    F/cked the entire football team
    Sometimes you're right.

  7. abbfab99 abbfab99
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2013 8:57pm UTC
    I wasn't part of the old witty, but hearing everyone else talk about it makes me wish I was.

  8. abbfab99 abbfab99
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2013 8:55pm UTC
    Whenever you get really bored do you ever go on a website you use to go on as a kid like Club Penguin, Webkinz, etc.?
    Just me?

  9. abbfab99 abbfab99
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 1:45pm UTC
    What a lovely winter we're having this spring.

  10. abbfab99 abbfab99
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 3:38pm UTC
    Oh you're a professional singer? What's your record label? The shower?

  11. abbfab99 abbfab99
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 4:12pm UTC
    Me: Hey Mom, wanna hear what we did in jail today?
    Me: Sorry, I meant school. I can't really tell the difference.

  12. abbfab99 abbfab99
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 10:49pm UTC
    Need something to laugh at? Long, but worth it.
    One year my math teacher (he had different students at this time) heard that a student was going around saying there was going to be a pop quiz that day. There was no pop quiz, but that day he went home and made two different pop quizzes. One said, "This is a fake quiz. You can make look really easy or really hard, but just make it look like you're doing the quiz." The second quiz was the same exact quiz, but with real directions. My math teacher teaches 7th and 8th grade, but this quiz had 11th grade math on it. He handed the real looking quiz to the kid saying there was a pop quiz yesterday. That kid started crying. My math teacher was forced by the other students to tell the turth. This story made my day.

  13. abbfab99 abbfab99
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 9:52pm UTC
    Teacher: *talking about their personal life*
    Me: Do I get extra credit if I pretend I actually care?

  14. abbfab99 abbfab99
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 9:29pm UTC
    Spencer?!?!
    How could you?!?!?

  15. abbfab99 abbfab99
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 6:05pm UTC
    Shoes: Where water can enter them whenever it's raining, but it never can leave.

  16. abbfab99 abbfab99
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 8:48pm UTC
    Does anyone else feels like tags is Witty's way of hashtags?

  17. abbfab99 abbfab99
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 8:45pm UTC
    Chocolate: That's a nice white shirt
    Chocolate: It would be ashamed...
    Chocolate: If something....happened...to it.

  18. abbfab99 abbfab99
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 10:23pm UTC
    You asked me what was wrong I wanted for dinner
    I said nothing,
    but as I turned around...
    I whispered everything.

  19. abbfab99 abbfab99
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 3:54pm UTC
    Divers should just use a bag of Lays for air.

  20. abbfab99 abbfab99
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2013 4:12pm UTC
    Teacher: Turn to page 394 in your textbook.
    Me: *randomly turns to page 394*
    Me: *turns to friend*
    Me: Hey Ali
    Ali: Yea..
    Me: I think I'm the next baby Jesus

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2020 Witty Profiles