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xxgoaliegirlxx

1. xxgoaliegirlxx
   posted a quote
   June 1, 2014 1:50pm UTC
   life may hand you lemons but you need to provide the sugar and water...
   
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2. xxgoaliegirlxx
   posted a quote
   November 1, 2013 11:53pm UTC
   I hate how you're just born out of nowhere, forced to go to school and get an education so you can get a job...
   What if I wanted to be a duck???
   
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3. xxgoaliegirlxx
   posted a quote
   September 28, 2013 10:14pm UTC
   when people say there is no I in "team", they're wrong
   TEAM
   Its hidden in the "A" spaces
   
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4. xxgoaliegirlxx
   posted a quote
   August 19, 2013 10:44pm UTC
   If you took every twilight fan and laid them end to end
   around the equator, a lot of them would drown or get run
   over, or eaten by lions. Its a really good idea...
   *this is just a joke, please no hate*
   
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5. xxgoaliegirlxx
   posted a quote
   August 19, 2013 4:36pm UTC
   Things I Say When I'm Driving:
   Me: What the f/ck are you doing. What. The F/ck. Are you doing!!!!
   Me: NICE BLINKER A$$HOLE!!!!!
   Me: Why the F/CK are we not going the speed limit WHY?!?!?!?!
   Me: IM GOING TEN MILES OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT!!!!!
   Me: Sh/t is that a cop!... No
   Me: Sh/t THAT is a cop
   
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6. xxgoaliegirlxx
   posted a quote
   August 14, 2013 9:16am UTC
   England: America why are we low on tea????
   America: I guess you can say we...h
   America: had a little "TEA PARTY"
   England:
   America:
   England:
   America:
   England: You dumped it into a harbor didn't you?
   America:
   America: FREEDOOMMM
   
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7. xxgoaliegirlxx
   posted a quote
   July 25, 2013 1:01pm UTC
   Im not clumsy.
   Its just the floor
   hate me, the tables
   and chairs are
   bullies and the
   wall gets in the
   way
   
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8. xxgoaliegirlxx
   posted a quote
   July 24, 2013 5:46pm UTC
   The Best Things in Life
   Are Unseen
   Thats why
   We close our eyes to
   Kiss
   Laugh
   And
   Dream
   
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9. xxgoaliegirlxx
   posted a quote
   July 4, 2013 10:56am UTC
   ☐ single.
   ☐ taken.
   ☑ Depends who's asking.
   nmf
   
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10. xxgoaliegirlxx
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2013 3:59pm UTC
    Every time i see a math word problem it looks like this...
    If i have 10 icecubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof?
    Answer: Purple because aliens don't wear hats.
    
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11. xxgoaliegirlxx
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 10:57pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment When...
    You spell a common word correctly, but it just looks so wrong, that you just stare at it forever, questioning its existence
    
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12. xxgoaliegirlxx
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 10:50pm UTC
    We all have 2 addresses memorized...
    1. Our own address
    2. P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
    .
    
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13. xxgoaliegirlxx
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 10:30pm UTC
    Me: *cough, cough*
    Web MD: Its cancer
    Me: *headache*
    Web MD: Probably cancer
    Me: *breaks arm*
    Web MD: well we can't rule out cancer...
    Me: ow *paper cut*
    Web MD: ...or cancer...
    Me: *gets stabbed with a sword*
    Web MD: now i'm not saying its cancer but....
    its cancer
    
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14. xxgoaliegirlxx
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 10:24pm UTC
    how to politely tell
    someone you want to hit
    them with a brick...
    One wishes to aquaint your facial features with a fundamental item used in building walls. Repeatedly
    
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15. xxgoaliegirlxx
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 6:03pm UTC
    I'M SORRY.
    I'm not the girl you want, I don't have the long silky hair, I don't wear all that makeup, I don't wear the short shorts and tight shirts, I don't have the twinkly eyes, but the craziest thing of all...
    I'mnotsorryatall.
    ♥
    not my format(:
    
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16. xxgoaliegirlxx
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 8:07pm UTC
    When I get a dog
    I'm going to name him "5 miles"
    So that I can tell everyone
    I walk "5 miles" every day
    
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17. xxgoaliegirlxx
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 8:52pm UTC
    Seriously, I don't know when exactly that
    UFO landed
    and dumped all these stupid people on this
    planet but,
    they apparently aren't coming back for
    them...
    
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18. xxgoaliegirlxx
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 8:17pm UTC
    If you ever have felt like you have made some bad decisions just remember what it must feel like to be...
    one of the 12 publishers that turned down Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone..... (must suck)
    
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19. xxgoaliegirlxx
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2013 8:45am UTC
    Shine Bright Like A Freshly Washed Nintendog
    
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20. xxgoaliegirlxx
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2013 6:01pm UTC
    You know my name, not my story
    
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