Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

Bread Quotes

  1. BlueEyedNobody BlueEyedNobody
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2014 7:53am UTC
    Nutella
    or the bread industry is doomed.

  2. Vikrant Vikrant
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2014 10:28am UTC
    "If you have both money and bread, you can select with whom your daughter to wed." ~ Vikrant Parsai

  3. 24601* 24601*
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2013 12:12am UTC
    You may be that piece of bread that nobody wants,
    but there is another piece like you on the other side.
    You just have to stop crying and open your eyes.

  4. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2013 8:14am UTC
    Bread is like life:
    it has an upside and a downside

  5. just another asian* just another asian*
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2013 12:00pm UTC
    At School:
    While everyone is panicking, thinking that there was a real fire inside and they rush out, I'm the only one lagging behind and eating bread.

  6. RoseNightshade1799 RoseNightshade1799
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2013 10:08pm UTC
    Sometimes I feel like the top piece of bread.

  7. thatwaswellfunny thatwaswellfunny
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 9:47am UTC
    I would give anything I own,Give up my life, my heart, my home.

  8. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 1:43am UTC
    In my house, fall smells like homemade
    rasin bread
    o_o

  9. lemon.cake* lemon.cake*
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 9:50pm UTC
    I see myself as the first slice of bread in the package

  10. Amboolovesyou Amboolovesyou
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 6:11pm UTC
    Warning:
    If I see you making a "Duck Face" prepare for a loaf of bread to the face

  11. ...* ...*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 3:08pm UTC
    Peeta,
    You son of a baker!
    nmq

  12. lilagraace lilagraace
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 6:00pm UTC
    Bread.

  13. BreadFish BreadFish
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 11:42am UTC
    It's the marvelous BreadFish

  14. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 10:26pm UTC
    i skip the first piece of bread
    cause it's ugly.

  15. MissLovely MissLovely
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2013 3:01pm UTC
    The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread.

  16. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 3:22pm UTC
    *PASSOVER*
    day 1: okay, i can deal with no bread. it won't be that bad.
    day 2: this whole "no bread" thing isn't as fun as it sounded.
    day 3: seriously, i want bread right now.
    day 4: yeah. i'm done with this. where's the bread at?
    day 5: like, actually, i'm done with this holiday. bread?
    day 6: i wasn't kidding. this isn't even funny anymore.
    day 7: this stopped being funny 5 days before it started.
    day 8: yup. i'm officially 23794483% done with this holiday.

  17. xxgoaliegirlxx xxgoaliegirlxx
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 11:20am UTC
    am i the only one
    that hates those awkward round pieces on the ends
    of bread?

  18. 1hockey2lax3crazy 1hockey2lax3crazy
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 7:12pm UTC
    Happy Passover... I'm eight minutes in and I already want bread...

  19. lolliesandrainbows lolliesandrainbows
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 12:11am UTC
    the awkward moment when you go to make toast
    and there is no bread
    *derp face*
    danisnotonfire

  20. gucci prince* gucci prince*
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 9:39am UTC
    Remember
    All the good times we had at Christmas?
    Baking gingerbread cookies, drinking hot chocolate
    Singing to a christmas tree
    And having snowball fights?
    It was the best times of our life, right?
    Now i really miss christmas since's it's over.
    But for now, just for now,
    it hurts.

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles