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SarahDGirl

Status: Peopfast

Member Since: 10 Jul 2012 11:22am

Last Seen: 19 Jul 2014 08:30pm

Birthday: April 12

Location: The other side of your mirror

Gender: F

user id: 316389

464 Quotes
5,258 Favorites
371 Following
168 Followers
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  1. SarahDGirl SarahDGirl
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2014 4:38pm EDT
    A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

  2. SarahDGirl SarahDGirl
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2014 5:35pm EST
    What's the point of blurring out the middle finger on TV?
    It's not like you had me fooled.
    What's behind all that blur?
    An umbrella?
    An elephant?

  3. SarahDGirl SarahDGirl
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2014 6:42pm EST
    Mom 3 hours ago:
    We'll only be staying for 30 minutes.

  4. SarahDGirl SarahDGirl
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2014 2:26pm EST
    If a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room, all they'd have to do is turn off my wifi
    because I'm sure as hel/ gonna see why it ain't working.

  5. SarahDGirl SarahDGirl
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2014 7:46pm EST
    That weird moment
    when someone you barely know ends up in your dream.

  6. SarahDGirl SarahDGirl
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2014 2:27pm EST
    That awkward moment
    when youre being sarcastic
    and someone believes you.

  7. SarahDGirl SarahDGirl
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2014 2:27pm EST
    I hate when I loose stuff at school,
    like my pencils and papers and life ambitions.

  8. SarahDGirl SarahDGirl
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 8:10pm EST
    Why I don't like some people:
    1% An actual logical reason.
    99% I just don't.

  9. SarahDGirl SarahDGirl
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2013 3:48pm EST
    I will stop loving you
    when Spongebob gets his driving license.

  10. SarahDGirl SarahDGirl
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2013 7:15pm EST
    Me: I'd like a coke, please.
    Waitress: Is pepsi okay?
    Me: Is Monopoly money okay?

  11. SarahDGirl SarahDGirl
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2013 8:51pm EST
    Sorry, I can't hang out.
    My uncle's cousin's sister in
    law's best friend's insurance
    agent's roomate's pet
    goldfish died. Maybe next time.

  12. SarahDGirl SarahDGirl
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2013 8:41pm EST
    Someone: Excuse me, you're blocking the view.
    Me: I am the view.

  13. SarahDGirl SarahDGirl
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2013 5:36pm EST
    How the f.ck do some girls get boyfriends so easy like do you just make them in your basement or what

  14. SarahDGirl SarahDGirl
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2013 7:06pm EST
    Why are you single?
    I don't know, ask all the people who won't date me.

  15. SarahDGirl SarahDGirl
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2013 7:02pm EST
    Best movie line:
    "Snow in August."

  16. SarahDGirl SarahDGirl
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 10:18am EST
    Pringles:
    The only chip company that doesn't sell air.

  17. SarahDGirl SarahDGirl
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 7:32pm EST
    *
    Maybe
    I
    should
    stay
    single
    forever
    *

  18. SarahDGirl SarahDGirl
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 7:23pm EST
    You're trying to flirt with intelligence;
    it's giving you the cold shoulder in return.

  19. SarahDGirl SarahDGirl
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2013 5:07pm EST
    *showing my friends new music*
    Friends: I hate to say this, but this isn't that good...
    Me: kdfjgnvlsm THE GOOD PART'S COMING UP

  20. SarahDGirl SarahDGirl
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2013 2:59pm EST
    When I"m finally home:
    1. Takes off pants.
    2. Puts hair up
    3. Eats as much as I possibly can

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