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the amount of people I've almost hit
since I've gotten my license is alarming.
and it's not because I'm a bad driver, it's
because I'm surrounded by morons. like,
there are more people darting into the
middle of the road than there are poor
adorable animals. ugh, idiots. 

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the amount of people I've almost hit since I've gotten

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