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  1. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2021 1:27pm UTC
    red lights, stop signs
    i still see your face

  2. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2017 2:39am UTC
    "A seeker of the material pleasure can never be a true motivational speaker, but only demotivator eventually for s/he can never uplift the morale of the spectators who are economically weaker."
    ~Anuj Somany

  3. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2016 3:07pm UTC
    so remember when we were driving in your car
    speed so fast I felt like I was drunk
    and the city lights laid out before us

  4. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2016 5:47am UTC
    I've been roaming around
    always looking down at
    all I see,
    Painted faces, fill the places I can't reach

  5. Failure* Failure*
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2015 7:58am UTC
    Dear friend,
    I must apologize to you because you are nothing but good to us, and we forgot to wish you a happy birthday yesterday. So a great delayed happy birthday from all of us. Friend we love you. And good luck with your first driving lesson today!
    -BLJA
    -manly Alex

  6. InOneMoment InOneMoment
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2015 1:07pm UTC
    i love driving
    when i get in my car
    and turn that key
    i feel infinite
    as if i could go on
    forever
    put my foot down
    and never look back
    just forget everything
    sometimes i drive in circles
    because i don't want to get
    where i'm going
    see faces
    pretend to be happy
    i'd rather just drive
    with the music so loud
    it drowns out my thoughts
    my feelings

  7. polaroidmgc* polaroidmgc*
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2014 8:22pm UTC
    Me driving:@pedestrians ugh get off the damn street why would you walk in front of a moving car
    Me as a pedestrian:hit me dude i dare you hit me I want you to pay my tuition

  8. wdmbguard wdmbguard
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2014 1:11pm UTC
    Sign on 295: "Destracted Driving Kills"
    Thank you sign on the high for distracting me from my driving to read you and tell me I am going to die because of it. -_-

  9. Goose Goose
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2014 11:14pm UTC
    Dad: Don't tell me how to drive. Mom: I'm not, I'm just expressing fear.

  10. fancy fancy
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2014 12:01pm UTC
    remember when we were driving,
    driving in your car
    speeding so fast i felt like i was drunk
    city lights lay out before us
    and your arm felt nice wrapped 'round my shoulder
    and i had a feeling i belonged
    and i had a feeling i could be someone

  11. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2014 10:46pm UTC
    the amount of people I've almost hit
    since I've gotten my license is alarming.
    and it's not because I'm a bad driver, it's
    because I'm surrounded by morons. like,
    there are more people darting into the
    middle of the road than there are poor
    adorable animals. ugh, idiots.

  12. FreakingPip* FreakingPip*
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2014 3:32pm UTC
    On Saturday my friend taught me a song about how poodles wish they could be humans so that they could drive and eat potato chips.

  13. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2014 12:06am UTC
    so, I almost hit a kid (teen) tonight.
    I was driving into town with my sister,
    and when we were just starting in, we
    were behind a car that had to swerve
    to go around two kids (again, they were
    teens) that were goofing off on the side
    of the road. I was fairly close behind the
    car, so I copied them quickly because
    there was a hill and you can't do that
    s.hit on a hill. anyway, as soon as I
    swerved over, the kid on the inside
    f.ucking darts into the right lane and
    swings his arm out. seeing as I was
    still mainly in the right lane, it scared
    the s.hit out of me. I probably just
    missed him. I don't know if he was
    just going off of sound and thought
    the only car coming was the car
    in front of me, or if he was being a
    little s.hit on purpose, or if he was
    drunk (teen doesn't mean s.hit when
    it comes to alcohol), but either way,
    I have this extreme urge to go back
    and beat some sense into the moron.
    It p.isses me off because if I would
    have hit the f.ucker, that would have
    been on me, not him- the one that
    jumped in front of the road with
    arms out wide.
    I hate people.

  14. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2014 10:44pm UTC
    If you have your license, listen
    the f.uck up. STOP SIGNS ARE
    THERE FOR A REASON, OKAY?
    I have had my car for three days,
    and I have already been ran off the
    road because some ignorant p.rick
    couldn't be bothered to stop at a stop
    sign. I was inches from wrecking into
    the a.sshole, and the only thing that
    prevented it was driving into a ditch.
    Let me paint a picture for you; the guy
    was pulling out of a house at the top
    of this hill. He clearly could have seen
    us (my sister and I) coming while he
    was going down said hill (the stop sign
    being at the bottom.) We both were
    getting closer to the point where the
    road on the hill meets the road we were
    on, and I was getting nervous. Mainly
    because I just don't trust people and
    I'm always paranoid someone is going
    to pull out in front of me. However, I tried
    to brush off the nerves because he had
    a stop sign so we had nothing to worry
    about, right? (lol wrong.) The idiot just
    drives in front of us. Slamming on the
    breaks wasn't that effective so we had
    to swerve into a ditch to avoid hitting
    this moron. The amount of rage that
    went through me was unbelievable,
    I seriosuly wanted to get out of the
    ditch as soon as possible and run
    the f.ucker down.
    Again, stop signs are there for
    a good f.ucking reason.

  15. bri13 bri13
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2014 12:29pm UTC
    *driving*
    Parents: slow down
    Me: I'm barely going the speed limit...
    *parents driving*
    Me: the speed limit's 60..ur going like 85
    Parents: so
    -_-

  16. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 7:52pm UTC
    why do old people drive slow ?
    they barely have any time left like
    GOOOOO ur dying

  17. 365days* 365days*
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2014 3:12am UTC
    FM
    AM
    PRNDL
    You all thought of one person

  18. Steezy Steezy
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2014 5:34am UTC
    Arent you a little too young to be driving

  19. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2014 10:19am UTC
    Alcohol.
    Chapter 5
    The night was only starting. People started barbequing, girls started swimming, and everybody was having fun. I became friends with a girl named Alicia, who could of been my twin. We were both short, she was an inch taller than me, and we were both blonde with blue eyes and a rocking body. She had the idea of going water skiing. I agreed even though I could barely walk straight. We both stumbled towards the boat, holding each other for support. "Maybe we should go tubing, it's a lot less dangerous." One of the boys we were with suggested.
    "NOOOOOO." Me and Alicia said. Jeff started up the boat as the guys set up the water skiis.
    "Are you sure you guys want to do this?" Jeff asked.
    "It'll be fun! Don't worry." I said. A few minutes later both skiis were set up. Alicia and I each grabbed one as the boat sped away. Then, Jeff turned too fast to avoid hitting another boat, I lost my balance and fell over, hitting my arm on something. Everything happened fast because then I heard somebody screaming my name. A few moments later, Jeff had his arms around me and was helping me towards the boat. The two other boys on the ship grabbed me and pulled me up, I saw red oozing from my arm. I looked up and saw Alicia grabbing a towel. I didn't even see her get back on the boat.Jeff quickly turned the boat back on and sped towards the shower. Alicia stood by me and held the towel around my arm. It was the worse pain I had felt in a while. Once we got to shower someone grabbed a first aid kid and wrapped my arm up. It was quick and painless.
    "Maybe I should take you home Bree." Jeff said.
    "You don't have to ruin your night for me." I said.
    He shrugged, "You're not. Don't worry. Besides, you're slurring your words. It's time for you to call it a night." He gave me a small smile. I nodded and grabbed my keys and walked towards my car. Jeff grabbed my arm, "You're not f/ucking driving yourself home." He said. "You're f/cking drunk."
    I looked up at him as he grabbed my keys and dragged me towards my car, "How are you gonna get home?" I asked.
    He shrugged, "I'll figure it out. I'll have somebody drive my car back to me." He opened up the passenger door for me and then walked around towards the drivers seat.
    "How do you know where I lived?" I asked as he pulled into my drive way.
    He laughed, "I'm your next door neighboor."
    "O." I said. A few minutes later Jeff was helping me up the stairs. I walked him into my room, "Stay until I finish getting ready?" I asked.
    He shrugged, "Yeah sure. I guess."
    I walked into my bathroom and quickly showered and then put on a sports bra with black, baggy shorts. When I left the room, Jeff was on the phone, "Yeah bro. Just drive my car back whenever." He said, "She's back now. Bye." He smiled at me as I walked towards him.
    "Soooo." He said, "I guess I'll get going now."
    "No. Why would you? Spend the night!" I said, feeling the alcohol making me flirty.
    He smiled, "Okay but I don't sleep on the floor." He said.
    "Sleep next to me in bed." I winked at him. "Want me to get you something to wear?"
    He laughed, "Okay yeah get me yoga pants and a sports bra." He took his shirt off and slipped off his pants, only to be left in boxers. He smiled at me, "Don't stare to long." He winked.
    "I wasn't staring." I said turning red.
    "Sure." He winked again. I pulled up my covers and got into bed. He got in right next to me.
    "Do you do this with every guy you meet?" He asked.
    I turned and faced him, "No. You're just special."
    "Oh. Thanks. I know I am. So, why did you move here?" He asked.
    "I got into trouble back in Michigan. My dad found out and thought it was better if I came and lived with him." I said.
    "Oooo, rebel. What did you get in trouble for?"
    "Alcohol." I said.
    I heard him swallow, "You didn't drive did you?" He asked.
    "Noooo. I just had it on me and was drinking it. The cops went easy when they busted me the first two times, but the third time I got arrested. Then I got sent away."
    "Do you miss Michigan?" He asked.
    "Yes. I miss all the sports teams I played on and my friends and my mom."
    "Did you have a boyfriend?"
    "No." I said.
    He nodded, "Our school has second semester sports try outs going on in two weeks. You should go for it."
    I shrugged, "I don't know. It'll be awkward."
    "No. It won't be. Come be a cheerleader and you can cheer me on at all my games." He winked at me again.
    I turned my back and gave him the silent treatment. A few moments later I felt his arms at my hips and his lips at my ear, "I was kidding. But you should try out. You'd love it." I turned my head so I was face to face with him.
    "I'll think about it." I said. He smiled at me. "So, what sports do you play?" I asked.
    "Football, hockey, and soccer. I used to play basketball but when my sister died, I stopped playing. That was our favorite sport to play together."
    "I'm so sorry. How did she die?" I asked.
    I saw him stiffen up, "A drunk driver hit her one day while she was playing basketball. She was only 9."
    I leaned over and kissed him on his cheek, "It's okay. She's in a better place now."
    His arms wrapped around my waist and pulled me towards him, "I know. It still hurts every day." After that moment, we talked for hours and hours, we both fell asleep around 4 A.M with his arms still wrapped around my waist.

  20. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2014 10:15pm UTC
    Yesterday, I decided to drive to
    State College with my sister
    (no worries, we went for the
    mall, not the colllege [Penn
    State] idk, everyone I talk to
    that doesn't live in pennsylvania
    seems to think state college
    literally means the college, but
    it does not.) Anywho, my sister
    apparently can't read a map or
    directions for s.hit,, and I can't
    look at my phone and drive at
    the same time, so we got lost
    for at least an hour.
    We went through this college
    town a few times, and let me
    just say A) city people can't
    f.ucking drive to save their lives
    and if you're a city person then
    I'm not sorry one bit. Don't cut
    people off just because you
    got in the wrong lane at the
    redlight. & B) I SWEAR IF IT
    WASN'T ILLEGAL, I WOULD
    HAVE RAN OVER SOME OF
    THOSE COUNTLESS AMOUNT
    OF MORONS THAT LACK THE
    COMMON SENSE TO KNOW
    YOU DON'T DART INTO THE
    STREET IN FRONT OF MOVING
    CARS. You're not invincible, you're
    just another college student, and
    there are pedestrian crossings
    FOR A REASON. USE THEM. I
    almost hit multiple cars because
    they slammed on the brakes so
    they wouldn't hit a kid that had
    to cross the street that second,
    and I had to do the same thing
    when other students darted
    in front of me. The light was
    green each time for cars and
    the pedestrain crossing was
    just a minute of walking ahead,
    it was at a stop for crossing but
    it wouldn't have taken forever
    for the love of god. If you're a
    college student, use the f.ucking
    crosswalk or I swear.. idk, I hope
    someone drives over your foot or
    something and you learn your
    lesson for being a dumba.ss.

:)

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