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when I was 16 my mom told
my friend that she never wanted
a third kid (me), and that she was
going to get a hysterectomy some
time after my sisters but then I just
kinda happened. and it was an "oh,
f.uck!" moment. while looking right
at me. basically, I'm only here bc
she puts everything off until it's too
late, and she doesn't believe in
abortion. 

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when I was 16 my mom told my friend that she never wanted a third

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