* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
One day Timmy came home from school very excited. 'Mommy, Mommy, Guess what? Today in English I got all the way to the end of the alphabet, and everyone else got messed up around 'P'!'
His mother said, 'Very good, dear. That's because you're a cellist.'
The next day, Timmy was even more excited. 'Mommy, Mommy, guess what! Today in math I counted all the way to ten, but everyone else got messed up around seven!'
'Very good, dear,' his mother replied. 'That's because you're a cellist.'
On the third day, Timmy was beside himself. 'Mommy, Mommy, today we measured ourselves and I'm the tallest one in my class! Is that because I'm a cellist?'
'No dear,' she said. 'That's because you're 26 years old.'

I didn't know what you wanted help with so here's a Cello joke xo.
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*Tori Leigh* · 1 decade ago
Looooooooooolll x'DD

I'm not quite sure I understand, why a CELLIST though? Why not a guitarist or a... flutist fluter whatevs. x'D
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
They're funnier? xD

How do you make a cello sound beautiful?
Sell it and buy a Violin.
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*Tori Leigh* · 1 decade ago
Loool x'D

Duuuddddee Cellos are beautiful, man. It's like an alto violin yo. :O
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Violas are actually the alto violin. Cellos are the bass violins. But yea, I hope to soon learn Cello xD

Why do cellists put their cases on their dashboards?
So they can park in the handicapped spot.
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*Tori Leigh* · 1 decade ago
Dude you have no idea how much you're making me laugh with your friggin cellist jokes x'D

Whatevs, Mr. I KNOWEVERYTHINGABOUTMUSICEVER. ;)

But, I'm sure you'll do good at it :O

Seem passionate enough to even know 3 (or more) cellist jokes? x'D Idek man.
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Yey. How about conductor ones now? ;'D
Pft. I don't know everything.
Ugh. I only know Cello jokes to upset my friend xD

What's the difference between a conductor and a sack of fertilizer?
The sack.
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*Tori Leigh* · 1 decade ago
Loooooooooollllll what even x'D

To upset your friend? Dude I'd be like laughing at the cheezy little things. And joining in and ?

One time me and my friend were readind these lame jokes on the back of candy wrappers... and like, I asked the question part of the joke, and she answered...... BUT HER ANSWER WAS LIKE WAY FUNNIER AND BETTER THAN THE ACTUAL ANSWER TO THE JOKE AND IT WAS SO FUNNY WE JUST LIKe died yo.

What do you call a cow in Alaska?

Real answer: Cold cream
Her answer, you may ask?

Eskimoooo.
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
He's a cellist so I guess cellist jokes are hurtful to 'his people' xD
Oml. You have an amazing friend xD

Did you hear about the planeload of conductors on route to the European Festival?
The good news: it crashed.
The bad news: there were three empty seats on board.
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*Tori Leigh* · 1 decade ago
Looooooll because cellists are of a different race.. x'D

I do I really do x'D She's with me right now and we were taking ugly pictures of ourselves making double chins and like I just died it was so funny, oml. That's why it took me ten minutes to reply. x'D

And sorry, erm, I actually don't get that joke.. neither did my friend :O
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Toats.
Oml that's always fun xD
That means that 3 conductors that should've died missed their plane and didn't.

How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change the bulb and three to bi.tch that they could have done it if they had the high notes.
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*Tori Leigh* · 1 decade ago
I see, I see..
and Looooooooool x'D

I would tell you some jokes, but I don't really know any .-.
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Aweh. Well, now you know some to tell other?

How do you keep a Violin from being stolen?
Put it in a Cello case.
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*Tori Leigh* · 1 decade ago
Loooooll ohmylawd. That me me and my ftiend go lulz. x'D

Have you heard about the sidewalk? It's all around town.

What does a baby computer call his father? Data.

~ jokes in credit to my best fwend Lainee_9904 ~
I know her in real life too, but I got her to make a witty ^.^
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
FOLLOWING HER OML.
I WILL MAKE HER FEEL SEXUALLY UNCOMFORTABLE.
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*Tori Leigh* · 1 decade ago
I ALREADY HAD A FRIEND DO THAT ONCE. SHE COMMENTED LIKE THREE TIMES ON HER PROFILE. Like I told hasoxtina that she once choked on a marshmallow and that's why she didn't like them.. just... look at the comments on her page x'D it's hilarious.

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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Oml. This'll be fun ;-;
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*Tori Leigh* · 1 decade ago
Hahahahah x'D right. :)
She'll just go lulz about it, so. x'D
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
So will I. Oml
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*Tori Leigh* · 1 decade ago
So what are you up to? Oml this little comment chat thing here is so long. .-.
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Nothing really, yourself?
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*Tori Leigh* · 1 decade ago
Guess I'm about to go to a mexican restaurant. Wooot. :O

Should I try ordering in spanish? .-.
No.. bahaha... not yet.. bahahaha...
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
I think you should. See if they understand you xD
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*Tori Leigh* · 1 decade ago
NOOOO too embarrassed. Not experienced anough yet... another time, another time...
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Aweh. Bby. What's the worst that could happen?
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*Tori Leigh* · 1 decade ago
That our waitress was white.
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Pft xD
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*Tori Leigh* · 1 decade ago
Hahahaha. Would have been funny..
me: *does it anyway*
waitress: hahahah whut
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
You should've oml.
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*Tori Leigh* · 1 decade ago
haha x'D I can never remember if the verb is "poder" or "pedir" though. .-.
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Yolo it?
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*Tori Leigh* · 1 decade ago
I'd have to have a lot of #SWAG to pull of a stunt likr that. #NOYOLO

Frankly, I'm not "cool" enough to have swag. But one time, I was at a McDonald's, and they called people's name... so one guy told them their name was "swag" then I swear the place smelled like bananas for some reason idek man.
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Oml That story xD
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*Tori Leigh* · 1 decade ago
Right. x'D

Duuuddeee. I think I just got rejected tonight. Hahaha xD
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
TELL ME THE STORY.
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*Tori Leigh* · 1 decade ago
Sorry, I didn't refresh the page for a long while because I was making a rant quote. So I don't know if you're actually still on or not...
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*Tori Leigh* · 1 decade ago
WILL YOU GET ON CHAT. .-.
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Ofc xo
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