So yesterday I was talking with some friends
during geometry class and we were talking about condoms being like
incredibly inflatable. Like, I was telling them about
how I watched this youtube video where this guy pumps air into one
and it literally gets bigger than his torso, and the thing takes up
the whole screen.
Well... so I was like...
Me: ... and it just got bigger and bigger and
like...
*teacher sneaks up behind
me*
Him:*quietly* .. and bigger..? Me: OH UHM YES BALLOONS THOSE LITTLE RASCALS ARE
ALWAYS INFLATING TO THE SIZE OF THE MOON
