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  1. Deep breaths, my love* Deep breaths, my love*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2014 8:53pm UTC
    Friends are like balloons, if you stab them they die.

  2. Deep breaths, my love* Deep breaths, my love*
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2014 9:48pm UTC
    Friends are like balloons, if you stab them they die.

  3. Carla Crahan.* Carla Crahan.*
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2014 6:06pm UTC
    Balloons are so weird...
    'Happy birthday, here's a plastic sack of my breath!'

  4. she_got_lost* she_got_lost*
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2014 11:11pm UTC
    balloons:
    Happy birthday! Lets play with this sac of my breath!

  5. ThatCrazyKid ThatCrazyKid
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2014 12:00pm UTC
    Balloons are weird.
    It's like: "Happy birthday, here's a plastic sack of oxygen!"

  6. *Tori Leigh* *Tori Leigh*
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2014 4:38pm UTC
    OKAY SO STORY TIME GUISE.
    So yesterday I was talking with some friends during geometry class and we were talking about condoms being like incredibly inflatable. Like, I was telling them about
    how I watched this youtube video where this guy pumps air into one and it literally gets bigger than his torso, and the thing takes up the whole screen.
    Well... so I was like...
    Me: ... and it just got bigger and bigger and like...
    *teacher sneaks up behind me*
    Him: *quietly* .. and bigger..?
    Me: OH UHM YES BALLOONS THOSE LITTLE RASCALS ARE ALWAYS INFLATING TO THE SIZE OF THE MOON
    *teacher silently walks away*
    Me and friends: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL *dies*

  7. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 9:41pm UTC
    Balloons are so weird…
    “happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath”

  8. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 9:38pm UTC
    Balloons are so weird… “happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath”

  9. CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 10:32pm UTC
    Confession #1
    I have a fear of balloons.
    One day we needed to blow up balloons in science
    and one popped right next to my ear.
    I had a panic attack in the middle of class.

  10. smileschangepeople smileschangepeople
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 6:25pm UTC
    *Kid cries because balloon is popped*
    *Guy blows up another one*
    *Gives kid balloon*
    *Kid becomes happy*
    *Guy pops it in his face*
    ~Descpicable Me

  11. MeowMeowPower MeowMeowPower
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 7:53am UTC
    Balloons are so weird..."Happy birthday, here's a plastic sack of my breath!"

  12. coolsuperstarz coolsuperstarz
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 9:44pm UTC
    if you think about it, balloons are really weird,
    "happy birthday, here's a plastic sack of my breath."
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  13. Emacy Emacy
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 9:02am UTC
    Balloons are so weird.
    Its like "happy birthday, here's a plastic sack of my breath."

  14. kimbles kimbles
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 9:02am UTC
    balloons are weird... it's like "happy birthday...here's a plastic sack of my breath."

  15. budcool budcool
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 5:36pm UTC
    Balloons are so weird like... "Happy birthday! Here's a plastic sack of my breath!"

  16. Compulsive_Confessor Compulsive_Confessor
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2013 9:13am UTC
    Balloons Are So Weird
    Like
    "Happy Birthday, Here's a Plastic Sack of My Breath"
    nmq

  17. JKS123 JKS123
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 7:00am UTC
    Friends are like balloons
    If you stab them they die.

  18. Clarice Clarice
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 10:55am UTC
    Dear Students with birthdays from September to May,
    What's it like having your
    friends decorate your locker
    for your birthday?
    Sincerely,
    Students with birthdays from June to August

  19. RingoStar RingoStar
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 9:00pm UTC
    Balloons are so weird. It's like:
    "Happy birthday, here's a colorful sack of my breath."

  20. KT_143 KT_143
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 3:30pm UTC
    Balloons are so weird…
    "Happy Birthday, here's a
    plastic sack of my breathe."

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