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head in the clouds

cocopuffs
posted a quote
October 5, 2014 5:32pm UTC

as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them

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cocopuffs
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September 20, 2014 5:34pm UTC

IF YOU THINK IM GOING TO SPEND MY DAY LISTENING TO THIS SONG ON REPEAT UNTIL I MEMORIZE ALL THE LYRICS, BACKGROUND NOISES, DRUM BEAT, AND HARMONIES then you are absolutely right my friend

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cocopuffs
posted a quote
September 20, 2014 5:32pm UTC

there was a lizard in the shover so i said hello to it and the person showering next to me was like “hi??” and i wasn’t sure whether to carry on the coversation or be like sorry i was talking to a lizard

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cocopuffs
posted a quote
September 6, 2014 8:28pm UTC

“what are you twelve”
yeah on a scale of one to ten bye

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cocopuffs
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September 6, 2014 8:26pm UTC

Me: *staring at band member* mmm
Mom: he’s old enough to be your dad
Me: the dad of my children
Mom: what
Me: what

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cocopuffs
posted a quote
August 23, 2014 11:02am UTC

why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail

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cocopuffs
posted a quote
August 6, 2014 9:03pm UTC

If I offered you $20 dollars, would you take it?
How about if I crumpled it up?
Stepped on it?
You would probably take it even though it was crumpled and stepped on. Do you know why?
Because it is still $20, and it’s worth has not changed.
The same goes for you; if you have a bad day, or if something bad happens to you, you are not worthless.
If someone crumples you up or steps on you, your worth does not change. You are still just as valuable as you were before.

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cocopuffs
posted a quote
August 4, 2014 6:40pm UTC

We’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect

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cocopuffs
posted a quote
August 2, 2014 1:32pm UTC

Who the f uck named the Sahara Desert anyway
Sahara is just the Arabic word for “deserts”
You f ucking named it the Desert Desert
way to f ucking go

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cocopuffs
posted a quote
August 2, 2014 1:29pm UTC

Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing aganist each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you are two best buddies from an entirely different species.

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cocopuffs
posted a quote
August 1, 2014 8:58pm UTC

my mom heard the beginning of same love by macklemore and she looked at me and said “when you were 4 you sat in your room and cried for hours and when i asked you what was wrong you said “mom i think i’m black”

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cocopuffs
posted a quote
August 1, 2014 8:54pm UTC

Girl: I’m having heart surgery today
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
*after heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room*
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don’t you know who gave you the heart?
Girl: *starts crying*
Dad: I’m just kidding he went to the bathroom.

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cocopuffs
posted a quote
July 19, 2014 10:07pm UTC

and if you’re still breathing
then you’re the lucky one
’cause most of us
are heaving through
corrupted lungs.

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cocopuffs
posted a quote
July 19, 2014 8:54pm UTC

i hate when i lose something and my parents say “well i guess you didn’t care about it enough” like you’ve lost me at the store before so

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cocopuffs
posted a quote
July 7, 2014 4:22am UTC

Kiss me
under the light
of a thousand
stars

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cocopuffs
posted a quote
July 7, 2014 2:03am UTC

Tonight I am sad
tonight I am lonely
the demons are screaming
and I need you to hold me
-a.d.r.

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cocopuffs
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July 5, 2014 5:14pm UTC

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cocopuffs
posted a quote
July 5, 2014 5:12pm UTC

Me: i got shot 4 times
School Nurse: lmao just put ice on it

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cocopuffs
posted a quote
July 4, 2014 1:21am UTC

“the sun must have
broken over the
horizon, behind
me, because it
drenched the
mountain
with a splash of
crimson
across the top that
bled indigo into its
base. there was something
so big about the moutain
canvas, and so bold in the
colors, that all i could do
was drink them in with
my eyes like a thirsty
little girl with a cold
glass of Kool-Aid.”

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cocopuffs
posted a quote
June 23, 2014 1:59pm UTC

“Mom I’m bleeding”
“Oh sweetie there’s
no need to be worried
it’s just a sign you’re
becoming a woman.”
“Thank god, I was
really starting to get
worried about this
axe in my shoulder.”

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