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cocopuffs

Status: nirvana

Member Since: 1 Jan 2013 02:14am

Last Seen: 30 Mar 2018 06:07pm

Location: snow

Gender: F

user id: 344401

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  1. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2014 5:32pm UTC
    as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them

  2. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2014 5:34pm UTC
    IF YOU THINK IM GOING TO SPEND MY DAY LISTENING TO THIS SONG ON REPEAT UNTIL I MEMORIZE ALL THE LYRICS, BACKGROUND NOISES, DRUM BEAT, AND HARMONIES then you are absolutely right my friend

  3. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2014 5:32pm UTC
    there was a lizard in the shover so i said hello to it and the person showering next to me was like “hi??” and i wasn’t sure whether to carry on the coversation or be like sorry i was talking to a lizard

  4. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2014 8:28pm UTC
    “what are you twelve”
    yeah on a scale of one to ten bye

  5. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2014 8:26pm UTC
    Me: *staring at band member* mmm
    Mom: he’s old enough to be your dad
    Me: the dad of my children
    Mom: what
    Me: what

  6. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2014 11:02am UTC
    why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail

  7. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2014 9:03pm UTC
    If I offered you $20 dollars, would you take it?
    How about if I crumpled it up?
    Stepped on it?
    You would probably take it even though it was crumpled and stepped on. Do you know why?
    Because it is still $20, and it’s worth has not changed.
    The same goes for you; if you have a bad day, or if something bad happens to you, you are not worthless.
    If someone crumples you up or steps on you, your worth does not change. You are still just as valuable as you were before.

  8. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2014 6:40pm UTC
    We’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect

  9. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2014 1:32pm UTC
    Who the f uck named the Sahara Desert anyway
    Sahara is just the Arabic word for “deserts”
    You f ucking named it the Desert Desert
    way to f ucking go

  10. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2014 1:29pm UTC
    Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing aganist each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you are two best buddies from an entirely different species.

  11. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2014 8:58pm UTC
    my mom heard the beginning of same love by macklemore and she looked at me and said “when you were 4 you sat in your room and cried for hours and when i asked you what was wrong you said “mom i think i’m black”

  12. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2014 8:54pm UTC
    Girl: I’m having heart surgery today
    Boy: I know.
    Girl: I love you!
    Boy: I love you more!
    *after heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room*
    Girl: Where is he?
    Dad: Don’t you know who gave you the heart?
    Girl: *starts crying*
    Dad: I’m just kidding he went to the bathroom.

  13. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2014 10:07pm UTC
    and if you’re still breathing
    then you’re the lucky one
    ’cause most of us
    are heaving through
    corrupted lungs.

  14. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2014 8:54pm UTC
    i hate when i lose something and my parents say “well i guess you didn’t care about it enough” like you’ve lost me at the store before so

  15. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2014 4:22am UTC
    Kiss me
    under the light
    of a thousand
    stars

  16. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2014 2:03am UTC
    Tonight I am sad
    tonight I am lonely
    the demons are screaming
    and I need you to hold me
    -a.d.r.

  17. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2014 5:14pm UTC
    yy

  18. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2014 5:12pm UTC
    Me: i got shot 4 times
    School Nurse: lmao just put ice on it

  19. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2014 1:21am UTC
    “the sun must have
    broken over the
    horizon, behind
    me, because it
    drenched the
    mountain
    with a splash of
    crimson
    across the top that
    bled indigo into its
    base. there was something
    so big about the moutain
    canvas, and so bold in the
    colors, that all i could do
    was drink them in with
    my eyes like a thirsty
    little girl with a cold
    glass of Kool-Aid.”

  20. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2014 1:59pm UTC
    “Mom I’m bleeding”
    “Oh sweetie there’s
    no need to be worried
    it’s just a sign you’re
    becoming a woman.”
    “Thank god, I was
    really starting to get
    worried about this
    axe in my shoulder.”

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