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JKS123

1. JKS123
   posted a quote
   July 9, 2013 12:37pm UTC
   You like maths?
   We could add a bed,
   subtract our clothes,
   divide our legs,
   and multiply!
   
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2. JKS123
   posted a quote
   July 9, 2013 12:34pm UTC
   For Sale:
   Parachute.
   Only used once, never opened, small stain.
   
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3. JKS123
   posted a quote
   July 9, 2013 12:32pm UTC
   For Sale:
   Parachute.
   Only used once, never opened, small stain.
   
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4. JKS123
   posted a quote
   July 9, 2013 12:29pm UTC
   The worst time to have a heart attack is during a
   game of charades
   
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5. JKS123
   posted a quote
   July 9, 2013 12:26pm UTC
   If you have food in your fridge, clothes on your back, a roof over your head, and a place to sleep
   you are richer than 75% of the world.
   If you have money in the bank, your wallet and some spare change
   you are among the top 8% of the world's wealthy.
   If you woke up this morning with more health than illness
   you are more blessed than the million people who will not survive this week.
   If you have never experienced the danger of battle, the agony of imprisonment or torture, or the horrible pangs of starvation
   you are luckier than 500 million people alive and suffering
   If you can read this message
   you are more fortunate than 3 billion people in the world who cannot read at all.
   
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6. JKS123
   posted a quote
   June 24, 2013 1:18pm UTC
   Unicorns are real!!!
   They're just fat and grey and we call them rhinos.
   
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7. JKS123
   posted a quote
   June 22, 2013 7:00am UTC
   Friends are like balloons
   If you stab them they die.
   
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8. JKS123
   posted a quote
   June 19, 2013 2:14pm UTC
   Eat whatever you want.
   And if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight.
   Eat them too.
   
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9. JKS123
   posted a quote
   June 6, 2013 4:08pm UTC
   How to be in a relationship:
   1. Buy a ship
   2. Name it relation
   3. Get inside it
   Congratulations! You are now in a relationship!
   
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10. JKS123
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 5:10pm UTC
    Q. Is it pronounced
    either (ee-ther)
    or
    either (eye-ther)
    A. It's either
    
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11. JKS123
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 4:17pm UTC
    My cooking skills are so good the smoke alarms are cheering me on.
    
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12. JKS123
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 4:09pm UTC
    Rules of Possesion
    1. If I like it, it's mine
    2. If it's in my hand, it's mine
    3. If I can take it from you, it's mine
    4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine
    5. If it's mine, it must NEVER appear to be yours in any way
    6. If I'm doing or building something, all the pieces are mine
    7. If it looks just like mine, it is mine
    8. If I saw it first, it's mine
    9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine
    10. If it's broken, it's yours
    
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13. JKS123
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 4:02pm UTC
    The Rule of Maths:
    If it seems easy you're doing it wrong.
    
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14. JKS123
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    May 31, 2013 12:34pm UTC
    If you eat yourself then would you become twice as big or disappear completely?
    
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15. JKS123
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 7:29am UTC
    I'm looking through all the cute stories on witty about people
    finding their true love and I'm just thinking:
    When's this gonna happen to me?
    
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16. JKS123
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 4:56pm UTC
    If its not on the first page of Google
    it doesn't exist
    
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17. JKS123
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 5:15pm UTC
    69% of people will find this quote dirty
    
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18. JKS123
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 9:58am UTC
    That awkward moment when you've just been talking to yourself and you realise the person behind you heard every word.
    
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19. JKS123
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 6:09pm UTC
    The cure for boredom is curiosity.
    There is no cure for curiosity.
    
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20. JKS123
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 3:37pm UTC
    Talking about my faults won't reduce yours...
    
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