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Clarice

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Member Since: 3 Jan 2013 08:37pm

Last Seen: 4 May 2016 04:03pm

Gender: F

user id: 344927

21 Quotes
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  1. Clarice Clarice
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2014 11:57pm UTC
    "If I told you that you were beautiful for every time you were, I simply wouldn't have time for anything else."

  2. Clarice Clarice
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 9:56pm UTC
    Dear God,
    Please help me win,
    but if I can't win
    help me be brave
    in the attempt.
    Amen

  3. Clarice Clarice
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 10:55am UTC
    Dear Students with birthdays from September to May,
    What's it like having your
    friends decorate your locker
    for your birthday?
    Sincerely,
    Students with birthdays from June to August

  4. Clarice Clarice
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 7:02pm UTC
    It's not where you start, it's where you finish.
    It's not how you go, it's how you land.
    A hundred to one shot, they call you a clutz.
    You can outrun the favorites, all you need is the guts!
    The final turn will not deminish,
    And you can be the cream of the crop!
    It's not where you start, it's where you finish,
    And I'm gonna finish...
    on top!
    ~Unknown~

  5. Clarice Clarice
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 4:07pm UTC
    That moment
    when you are tired of reading quotes that begin with the words
    “That moment”...

  6. Clarice Clarice
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 6:50pm UTC
    Just remember, all those painful comments bullies aim towards you, and sacrifices you make for the idiots in your life may seem distressing now, but what it does in the long run is place
    another gem on the
    crown you'll wear in
    heaven.

  7. Clarice Clarice
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 5:39pm UTC
    SMiLE,
    ~ and the day is yours ~

  8. Clarice Clarice
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 9:51pm UTC
    A bad workman
    blames his tools.
    ~Mrs.Patmore~

  9. Clarice Clarice
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 11:13pm UTC
    Negative people look at the glass half empty;
    While postive people look at the glass half full;
    Honestly, you should just be thankful that you even have a glass.

  10. Clarice Clarice
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 7:58pm UTC
    friend: remember that time when we did that thing on that one day?
    me: ohhh, yeah man. And then the thing we did after.
    friend: that thing got pretty crazy.
    anyone else?

  11. Clarice Clarice
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 11:07pm UTC
    You are my sunshine
    My only sunshine.
    You make me happy
    when skies are gray.
    You'll never know dear
    How much I love you.
    Please don't take
    My sunshine away.

  12. Clarice Clarice
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 2:20pm UTC
    Is there a cure for a broken heart?
    Only time can heal your broken heart, just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs.
    ~Miss Piggy~

  13. Clarice Clarice
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 3:47pm UTC
    DON'T BE SCARED OF THE DEAD!
    it's the living you should be scared of!

  14. Clarice Clarice
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 5:43pm UTC
    Someday we'll find it,
    a rainbow
    connection.
    The lovers,
    the dreamers,
    and me
    la da da de da da do da da dum
    ~ Kermit the Frog ~

  15. Clarice Clarice
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 3:29pm UTC
    If I had a British accent, I'd never shut up!

  16. Clarice Clarice
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 3:24pm UTC
    IMPOSSIBLE = I'M POSSIBLE

  17. Clarice Clarice
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 3:58pm UTC
    That akward moment when you are caught singing into your hairbrush...

  18. Clarice Clarice
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 8:23pm UTC
    Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's gift...that is why we call it the present.

  19. Clarice Clarice
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 4:29pm UTC
    The two most popular gases in the world are Carbon Dioxide, and stupidity!

  20. Clarice Clarice
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 4:16pm UTC
    If you live to be a hundred,
    then I want to live to be a hundred minus one day
    so I will never have to live without you.
    ~Winnie the Pooh~

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