OKAY SO STORY TIME GUISE.
So yesterday I was talking with some friends during geometry class and we were talking about condoms being like incredibly inflatable. Like, I was telling them about
how I watched this youtube video where this guy pumps air into one and it literally gets bigger than his torso, and the thing takes up the whole screen.
Well... so I was like...
Me: ... and it just got bigger and bigger and like...
*teacher sneaks up behind me*
Him: *quietly* .. and bigger..?
Me: OH UHM YES BALLOONS THOSE LITTLE RASCALS ARE ALWAYS INFLATING TO THE SIZE OF THE MOON
*teacher silently walks away*
Me and friends: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL *dies*
*Tori Leigh*