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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
February 24, 2015 9:27pm UTC

Get To Know Me...
The Basics:
Name: Katie
Love Life:
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: No #Foreveralone
Do you like someone?: eeh
Does anyone like you?: idk
Hugged anyone in the past week?: Yes,My Mom XD
Friendships
Who is your best friend?: Robyn, Mallory,Jess
Where did you meet them? School, I met Mal through Cheerleading
Did you lose any friends this year?: Kinda
Gain any?: Yeah
Meet a special friend? I mean ?
Did you hang out with any friends in the past week? Does school count? If Not No
New Years Eve
Did you do anything at midnight? watch TV, Witty, drank some sparkly grape juice
Who did you spend it with? Witty
any resolutions? better at school
Valentines Day
Did you have a Valentine? Fictional Characters & Band member ofc
Did you send out any cards/chocolates/etc?: Yes,I Made Homemade Cards
Did you have a boyfriend/girlfriend on this day?: Nah
Summer
Did you go on vacation?: went to the Dells ofc
Did you hang out on the beach with friends?: Nope
How long was your summer break?:Not Long enough.
Did you get a tan?: nah
Did you have a boyfriend/girlfriend during the summer?:Nah
Halloween
Did you go trick or treating?: nah cuz Chicago was being cold af
If so, who did you go with?: the Family Fued and Pizza
Did you dress up?:idek
Was it fun?: Steve Harvey brings the party
Christmas
Who did you spend it with?: My Family
Did Santa come to your house?: Yes.
Did you stay up until midnight on Christmas Eve? probably
Your Birthday( Sweet 16)
Who did you spend it with?: My Friends& Parents
What did you do?: UWent to the mall than stayed at a hotel, played Cards Against Humanity
What did you get?: gift cards
Have You Ever: (Yes or No)
Hugged someone: YES._.
Electricuted yourself: uhh no
Climbed more than 60 feet: Never
Made a Youtube video: kinda...
Lied to a loved one: Yes..
Had a pet:Currently
Ran a marathon: Never again.
Had a boyfriend/girlfriend: NOPE.
5 Do’s
1. Do you play any instruments?:No
2. Do you play any sports?: nah.
3. Do you believe in 2012? 2015 soooo
4. Do you like animals? Mostly
5. Do you honestly like Obama?: Ye
4 If’s
1. If you get $1 Million for breaking up with your boyfriend/girlfriend, would you? Yes Cause I Don't Have One
2. If you were to get $50,000 for killing a rat, would you?: Definitely.
3. If you were to choose between your best friend and your brother/sister, who would you choose? ...BFF
4. If you were to choose between coke/pepsi or sprite/7up, which would you choose? ROOT BEER! (Coke)
3 How’s
1. How old do you want to be when you get married?: IDK
2. How many siblings do you have?: 2 younger bros
3. How did your last Christmas go? good?
2 When’s
1. When is your birthday?: Oct 5th
2. When was your last relationship?Half past Never
1 What
1. What would you say if the guy/girl you like right now kissed you?YOU ARE ENGAGED ALEX GASKARTH!

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
September 3, 2014 5:00pm UTC

Things I Don't Understand:
So yesterday, it was the first day of school and went pretty well except I kept forgetting to zip up my bag... Anyway I was in English class and the teacher asked who read or seen Divergent I very excitedly raised my hand. Until this one girl was like, "Yeah, but I didn't like it very much," and the teacher asked, "Why"? The girl responded with "It was just so boring." and I was like, "Excuse you, What?!" BORING?!?!" How the frek is Divergent boring in anyway?? REREAD THE BOOK!...

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☾ J a n n e t t e ☽*
posted a quote
August 12, 2014 8:46pm UTC

Format by jannette aka _Jannette.
WHAT COUNTS NOWADAYS:
looks
________________ personalities

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theWalrus
posted a quote
June 18, 2014 3:18pm UTC

On the train after random inspections:
White girl #1: omg did you get searched?
White girl #2: Yes, I can't believe they picked me.
#2: I almost cried.
#1: You know it's because they profile people.
#2: I know it's not even fair. That's discrimination.
Me: What.

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Amenah
posted a quote
April 30, 2014 7:28am UTC

JFUOSDIJFLSKDJF HOLY SHlT OH MY GOD WHAT WHEN
did everyone know that on your birthday cats flew around the witty banner and i was just behind or wut
omg
/dying

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
March 23, 2014 3:44pm UTC

If you love me,
COME FIND ME. }
»MAKE UP YOUR MIND.

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theskycatsociety
posted a quote
March 9, 2014 2:59pm UTC

sometimes in the middle of the night
i get out of bed and i sit on my windowsill
and i look out into the night
i can never see the stars or the moon
maybe i'm not looking hard enough

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brittwzhere
posted a quote
January 20, 2014 7:57pm UTC

How I wanna flirt: Oh yeah, baby let's just go back to my place. You're so fine.
How I actually flirt: Wanna frick?

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*Tori Leigh*
posted a quote
January 9, 2014 4:38pm UTC

OKAY SO STORY TIME GUISE.
So yesterday I was talking with some friends during geometry class and we were talking about condoms being like incredibly inflatable. Like, I was telling them about
how I watched this youtube video where this guy pumps air into one and it literally gets bigger than his torso, and the thing takes up the whole screen.
Well... so I was like...
Me: ... and it just got bigger and bigger and like...
*teacher sneaks up behind me*
Him: *quietly* .. and bigger..?
Me: OH UHM YES BALLOONS THOSE LITTLE RASCALS ARE ALWAYS INFLATING TO THE SIZE OF THE MOON
*teacher silently walks away*
Me and friends: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL *dies*

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*Tori Leigh*
posted a quote
December 27, 2013 12:24am UTC

Yeah that's right, you GO OUT and find your inner Dobey a pimp.

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The Chosen One*
posted a quote
December 17, 2013 7:18pm UTC

I think I stopped breathing for like half a second.
my friend just said this
there was sh/t about to come off my @ss and i laughed so hard when i put the scary pic because i thought it was funny and then i felt like the sh/t was literally gonna come of my @ss. like, i was gonna take a dump without even trying and without the toilet‎

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hyperion*
posted a quote
December 13, 2013 3:53pm UTC

bullets
my thoughts are like bullets
and they ricochet around in my head
gun shots rattle my mind
my head is a constant battlefield
I can’t focus
there are too many explosions
it brought me down and down and down
i fell a long time ago
no wonder
it feels like
wherever I go
is a war
and thinking
becomes a death wish

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
December 10, 2013 5:01pm UTC

My mom was telling me about embarrassing things that happened to her when she first started dating my dad.
And one time he came over to her house for dinner, and he asked for dressing for his salad. So my grandma gave him some dressing from the back of her fridge. It tasted sour so my dad checked the expiration date, and it expired 3 years before he used it. My grandma gave him 3 year old dressing for his salad. I guess my mom just wants to prove that she isn't nearly as bad as my grandma.

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pinkteddy
posted a quote
November 30, 2013 4:46pm UTC

I hate it when people see me at the grocery store and they're like
"Hey, what are you doing here?"
You know.. hunting elephants.

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*silvergirl*
posted a quote
October 30, 2013 6:59pm UTC

So I was playing truth or dare with my friends and they dared me to go get the Gandalf costume from the drama hallway and yell "you shall not pass" as the bell rang and people try to get around me.
I grabbed the costume and the staff with the beard and stood infront of the door. The bell rang and a crowd of people started walked towards the doors I yelled "YOU SHALL NOT PASS" and then this six foot black guy with dreadlocks walks up to me and says
"Gandalf we all know you're a stupid white boy- so move dat a.ss out of the way fool"
and than he picked me up and put me aside from the crowd.

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ShmeXyLlamAs
posted a quote
October 22, 2013 4:51pm UTC

I don't think you guys understand how hard it is being a girl who gags at the sight of mass blood.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 8:01pm UTC

Don't you hate in the Mulan movie
When Mulan just wipes all the makeup off her face so perfectly and evenly. Like I have to wash my face three different times, use makeup remover, then resort to scrubbing just to get my makeup off. And just forget about eyeliner because that stays on for life. And there's Mulan using her sleeve to remove her cake face. Not cool.

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bye*
posted a quote
September 26, 2013 4:49pm UTC

how are quotes with 40 faves making it into the first page of top quotes this makes me sick

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
September 13, 2013 6:55pm UTC

So apparently my arm starts shaking uncontrollably now when even slight pressure is put on it. Oh my god what even is my body.

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5teenagedirtbags
posted a quote
September 10, 2013 2:27pm UTC

♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
You're still going to get
critiscized, so you might
as well whatever the
f*ck you want
♡♡♡♡

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