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Me in 1st-4th grade: How are people getting boyfriends already? That's weird.
Me in 5th grade: I'm probably going to get a boyfriend in middle school.
Me in 6th grade: I'm definitely getting a boyfriend this year.
Me in 7th grade: Boyfriends are overrated, I don't need one.
Me in 8th grade: Oh well, high school will be better.
Me in 9th grade: Really? Am I that unappealing?
Me now: Well, f.uck.

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Me in 1st-4th grade: How are people getting boyfriends already?

130 faves · 2 comments · Sep 15, 2013 3:41pm

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happiest* · 1 decade ago
Me now : Well i still have the rest of my life to try it
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Hale_Storm18 · 1 decade ago
I'm just hoping for my parents to put me in an arranged marriage. I think that's the only way I'll be able to get a guy.
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Me in 1st-4th grade: How are people getting boyfriends already?

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funny · relationship · boyfriend · truestory · itsasadlifeilead · ijustwantmyfirstkiss · isthattoomuchtoaskfor