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Confession #25

I once
Brought about 30 thousand pennies 
To a store
So I could buy a cheap telly
But the cashier wouldn't count it
And I was young so I didn't know that 30,000 pennies was 300 dollars
So I just threw them into a wishing well
Figuring that if all else fails
A television would magically fall from the sky.
......
It never did.....
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Confession #25 I once Brought about 30 thousand pennies To a

117 faves · 47 comments · Sep 10, 2013 6:27pm

* Sabaism *

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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* · 9 years ago
Oml i remember this
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supercalifredge · 1 decade ago
I'd like to see anyone carry 30000 pennies into a store.
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The Ukrainian Chick* · 1 decade ago
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BrookieeCookiee · 1 decade ago
Not all black people steal money o.e...anyways you should have just told your parents the truth:p
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уσυαяєѕσνєяувєαυтιfυℓχχ* · 1 decade ago
You threw that much money into a wishing well?!? I don't think I've ever had so much money when I was little. Like, £5 at the most.
Aw, such a shame you didn't get the telly ;-;
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bunnylover43 · 1 decade ago
How did u have 30,000 pennies!
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
My dad used to give me 10 dollars a week in pennies. Started when I was Seven. I don't know why he chose pennies but it was our little thing. They added up quite quickly. Like after 30 weeks I would've already had the money. Of course the first few times I spent my money like most kids would and eventually he couldn't give me pennies anymore so I walked around town asking for pennies like a homeless person.
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Breeze · 1 decade ago
How could you have that many pennies and not know that they're worth a lot -.- I remember I had, like, $70 when I was 9 and when I thought someone stole my money, I bawled my eyes out. Like... that's a lot of money!!!
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
I was stupid and young. And I'm so sorry to hear that. Did anyone steal it?
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Pluto* · 1 decade ago
It took me a moment to figure out what 'telly' means, haha.
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Sorry. xD
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meow* · 1 decade ago
This is why you are f.cking awesome!!
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Because I wasted 300 dollars? xD
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meow* · 1 decade ago
Pretty much and because you threw them in a wishing well hoping a tv would fall out of the sky. :D
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
I'm still really upset that one didn't...
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meow* · 1 decade ago
hahha, it probably would kill you or give you serious brain damage by falling from the sky randomly.. ;_;
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Atleast I wouldn't have wasted 300 dolla on nothing.
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meow* · 1 decade ago
hehe true, you have the most AWESOMEST stories ever. Tell me another one! :D
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Pft.
I punched a preggers lady in the face today because she grabbed my friend's belly and said 'So.. When's the little one due?' Like oml. My friend started crying and I was like so upset. The worst part is, is that she isn't even fat. ;-;
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sapphireflames* · 1 decade ago
Omg, that happened to my mom once. We were like sitting on a bench then a preggers lady walks by saying "Hi! Would you like a coupon for (something for pregnant ladies" and she was like no.. and I'm like wtf. And then we started laughing since the lady thought she was pregnant.
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meow* · 1 decade ago
ermerherd, another reason you're freaking amaizng! Some people just need a chill pill and anti-btchiness syrup. (I mean the lady) Damn, people are just so mean.. -_-, BUT YOU ARE NOT FAT LEERS! YOURE FCKING AWESOME! Tell me another stowy!
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
There once was a unicorn
I fell in love with that unicorn
Then it skewered my eyes out
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meow* · 1 decade ago
erm.. well then.. so you have eyes now,, or...
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
I do sorta. They're sorta a bloody, black and white mess..
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meow* · 1 decade ago
interesting *shivers* ANOTHER STORY PEASANT, OMG, you should make a quote with a story and make like 300 story quotes, pweez? itd be so awesome and we all love your stories!!1!!
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Ugh. Like true stories or made up? xD
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meow* · 1 decade ago
erm true stories!
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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* · 1 decade ago
YOU HAD 300 DOLLARS IN PENNIES AND JUST WASTED IT ON A WELL?!!!!! Oml I can't even find that many pennies in my lifetime. How df did you do that?!
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
My father would give me an allowance in pennies. After that stopped then I would go around asking people for pennies. Who could say no to a little kid?
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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* · 1 decade ago
Oh dang. Why pennies?? and I WOULD SAY NO! Jk just depends if I have a penny.
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
I don't know. I never asked...
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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* · 1 decade ago
Lol. You should've saved your pennies!! cc:
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
I should've. I really wish I did.
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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* · 1 decade ago
Yeah. Psh on a well XDD Lol
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Those damned Wishing Well Fairies s c r e w e d me over. ;l
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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* · 1 decade ago
Same here, Stinker, same here.
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
;-;
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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* · 1 decade ago
Me, you, and Styll could be like the three wittian musketeers or something XDD
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
OML YES.
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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* · 1 decade ago
YUSH. But you tell Styll ;-; lol
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
But it's your idea so you should tell Ashy.
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meow* · 1 decade ago
WE SHALL BE THE 3 WITTIAN MUSKATEERS!
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meow* · 1 decade ago
HELLS YEAH I AGREE
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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* · 1 decade ago
YEAH XDD
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meow* · 1 decade ago
SO WHAT SHALL WE DO FIRST MUSKATEERIANS?
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
I vote we go Ding dong ditch Old Man Herbert. Yellin' at us to get off his lawn. We'll show him ;l
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meow* · 1 decade ago
Haha yep
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