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Original_Teen

1. Original_Teen
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   December 14, 2013 10:39am UTC
   Follow therealmaddie on witty.
   
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2. Original_Teen
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   December 9, 2013 5:13pm UTC
   'Tis the season to leave me the hell alone.
   
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3. Original_Teen
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   December 3, 2013 7:10pm UTC
   time to waste the last month of 2013 on the internet.
   
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4. Original_Teen
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   October 2, 2013 3:41pm UTC
   *comes to your funeral 15 minutes late with starbucks*
   
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5. Original_Teen
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   September 29, 2013 2:33pm UTC
   *checks fridge and sees nothing to eat*
   *checks another 20 times just in case*
   
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6. Original_Teen
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   August 23, 2013 2:02am UTC
   the people you like the most never like you the most and that's just how life is.
   
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7. Original_Teen
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   August 16, 2013 4:46pm UTC
   Today is such a beautiful day to give me money.
   
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8. Original_Teen
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   August 2, 2013 6:13am UTC
   me:*answers phone*
   me: *kim possible voice* what's the sitch?
   
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9. Original_Teen
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   July 27, 2013 4:52pm UTC
   idk man, I just like pizza.
   
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10. Original_Teen
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    July 27, 2013 3:19am UTC
    R.I.P. to all the other kids that committed suicide but nobody noticed because society
    only cares about the popular and pretty.
    
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11. Original_Teen
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    July 25, 2013 1:38am UTC
    F is for friends that you'll probably never meet because they live halfway across the globe.
    
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12. Original_Teen
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    July 13, 2013 8:02pm UTC
    ''You look tired'' is a nice way of saying ''You look like sh/t''
    
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13. Original_Teen
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    July 13, 2013 7:42pm UTC
    Sometimes i'm like ''wow,i hate myself and i want to die.''
    but on good days i'm like ''wow,i hate myself.''
    
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14. Original_Teen
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    June 23, 2013 11:01pm UTC
    My parents have more friends than I do.
    
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15. Original_Teen
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    June 15, 2013 3:45pm UTC
    Me:*cha cha slides away from responsibilites*
    nmq/nmf.
    
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16. Original_Teen
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    June 12, 2013 12:24pm UTC
    ''Your friend is hot.''
    story of my life.
    
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17. Original_Teen
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    June 6, 2013 9:05pm UTC
    Me?
    iI I put the ''pro'' in procrastination.
    
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18. Original_Teen
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    June 2, 2013 11:06pm UTC
    Mom:It's 12:00 AM , it's time to get up!
    Me:How about no.
    
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19. Original_Teen
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    June 2, 2013 9:56pm UTC
    When the road gets rough,
    you do not give up.
    Because you are tough.
    
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20. Original_Teen
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    June 2, 2013 3:18pm UTC
    Pizza is always the answer.
    Feeling sad?pizza.
    Hungry?pizza.
    You have no friends?pizza.
    Watching a movie?pizza.
    At home alone?pizza.
    Got ran over? pizza.
    
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