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So today at a store this lady was giving kitchen knive
demonstrations. So me and my dad walked up to her. She said the knife could cut through anything. She cut a tomato and the put a scratch in a hammer.
So naturally I asked
"What about human flesh? What if I want to stab some one? Is this the knife for me?"


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So today at a store this lady was giving kitchen knive demonstrations.

23 faves · Aug 7, 2013 5:51pm

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