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  1. desultori* desultori*
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2013 9:01pm UTC
    Actually, I haven't been doing very well lately.

  2. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 10:34am UTC
    Elijah Wood: Frodo Baggins. Elijah Wood in a hat: Yolo Swaggins.

  3. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 5:51pm UTC
    So today at a store this lady was giving kitchen knive
    demonstrations. So me and my dad walked up to her. She said the knife could cut through anything. She cut a tomato and the put a scratch in a hammer.
    So naturally I asked
    "What about human flesh? What if I want to stab some one? Is this the knife for me?"

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