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Just a friendly reminder that
the first thing you ever did was get pushed out your mom's vagîna
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Just a friendly reminder that the first thing you ever did was

108 faves · 14 comments · Aug 1, 2013 7:54pm

CharliesTheName

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CharliesTheName


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lol · awkward · birth · friendlyreminder · justafriendlyreminder · funny

QueenCandy · 1 decade ago
Am I the only one who was pushed out?
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brillt27 · 1 decade ago
( ._.)/ Cesarean
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Ethanol · 1 decade ago
I am a cesarean baby woo
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sydkid123 · 1 decade ago
actually the first thing i ever did was push two other people out of my moms because im a triplet and the youngest.... so HA jokes on you ;)
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Eli123qwe · 1 decade ago
Welcome to the c-section club.
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poodlelomein35 · 1 decade ago
Actually my mom had a c-section lol
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yourcool · 1 decade ago
Accomplished.
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ohnodarlingno · 1 decade ago
Not me. My mom had a c-section.
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CharliesTheName · 1 decade ago
Touche
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Fall4you · 1 decade ago
^
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soccertrack · 1 decade ago
My mom was sitting next to me and read that quote....thanks....
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CharliesTheName · 1 decade ago
My deepest apologies
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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi · 1 decade ago
And then I probably screamed like a little b//tch for a good few months. Wooo! :D
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Oniichan · 1 decade ago
eww thanks, I cant even eat my brownie now! >___<
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