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1. mtndewhm*
   posted a quote
   September 3, 2013 9:03pm UTC
   Friendly reminder: If you ever need to talk I have my kik on my bio, and if I have wifi I will get back to you right away and if I'm somewhere without wifi I will get back to you as soon as I have it.
   
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2. CharliesTheName
   posted a quote
   August 1, 2013 7:54pm UTC
   Just a friendly reminder that
   the first thing you ever did was get pushed out your mom's vagîna
   
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3. Hale_Storm18
   posted a quote
   July 16, 2013 10:29am UTC
   Friendly reminder that
   --Not all Christians are homophobic
   --Not everyone agrees with you
   --Not all white people are r.acist
   --R.ape jokes aren't funny
   --Suicide jokes aren't funny
   --Self harm jokes aren't funny
   --Eating disorder jokes aren't funny
   --Not all men are trying to oppress women
   --Not all feminists are actually fair
   
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4. TheYellowBrickRoad
   posted a quote
   July 5, 2013 5:38pm UTC
   Just a friendly reminder that Ice Age was released 11 years ago.
   
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5. yourcool
   posted a quote
   May 23, 2013 4:48pm UTC
   just a friendly reminder that it
   took me sixteen years to understand the joke "why was six afraid of seven" and then eighteen years to learn that "seven ate nine" meant that six was jealous of seven because only he had a special relationship with nine.
   
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