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"i'm so fat!"
I scream as I shove a brownie, pizza, my neighbors cat, two oak trees, a small country into my mouth

 



 

 
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"i'm so fat!" I scream as I shove a brownie, pizza,

528 faves · 6 comments · Apr 9, 2013 3:24pm

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funny · food

booda456 · 1 decade ago
totally do that everyday...clearly
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yourcool · 1 decade ago
my life
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SockMonkey423 · 1 decade ago
** xl country
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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves* · 1 decade ago
Hahaha omg that killed me :D
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caoimhs289 · 1 decade ago
Haha I laugh literally every time I see this
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Primadonna* · 1 decade ago
You forgot bacon :)
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