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  1. SockMonkey423 SockMonkey423
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 10:45pm UTC
    Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.
    Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.
    I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.
    Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.
    When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."
    This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.
    There can be only one.
    **nmq, found on facebook

  2. SockMonkey423 SockMonkey423
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 8:07pm UTC
    Me: *Writes down exercises and weight loss plan*
    Me: *Goes to eat candy*

  3. SockMonkey423 SockMonkey423
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 6:39pm UTC
    Read this out loud, quickly.
    I won a math debate.
    fave if you get it;)

  4. SockMonkey423 SockMonkey423
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 9:42pm UTC
    My birthday present-
    (I'm turning 13)
    A 3 foot tall batman figure.
    I officially have the best friends ever. They know me so well.

  5. SockMonkey423 SockMonkey423
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 4:48pm UTC
    Yes, I'm almost 14.
    Yes, I'm in eighth grade.
    Yes, I still wanna ride in the special cart at the grocery store that's like a car.

  6. SockMonkey423 SockMonkey423
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    Here's to the kids who:
    remember Lola Martinez, not Tori Vega.
    remember That's so Raven, not A.N.T. farm.
    remember Phil , before he went back to the future.
    remember Megan Parker, not Carly Shay.
    remember Zack & Cody, before they lived on a boat.
    remember when T.V. was good.

  7. SockMonkey423 SockMonkey423
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 10:07am UTC
    Plot Twist: Twist Plot

  8. SockMonkey423 SockMonkey423
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 9:25am UTC
    Random Survey
    Time started: 8.14
    Gender: Female
    Birthday:4.23
    Siblings: 3 brothers
    Eye color: Hazel
    Shoe size: 9-10
    Height: 5'3ish
    What are you wearing: blue nikes and strikers shirt
    Where do you live: USA
    Righty or lefty: Righty
    Who are your closest friends: Kate Grace Maddie Nancy Sophie
    Best place for a date?: uhhh WOF!
    Fave Number: 23
    Fave Boys Name: ?
    Fave Girls Name: ?
    Fave Sport: Soccer
    Fave Month: April, Dec, jul
    Favorite movies: Ferris Bueller
    Juice: Pineapple & Mango
    Breakfast food: PAncakes
    Favorite cartoon character: Umm Jerry?
    Given anyone a bath: when i babysit
    Smoked: no
    Made yourelf throw-up: no
    Gone skinny dipping: yeah lol good times
    Eaten a dog: ummm noo
    Put your tongue on a frozen pole?: ahah yes
    Loved someone so much it made you cry?: no...
    Broken a bone?: finger
    Played truth or dare: Haha yeash ;D
    Been in a physical fight: nope
    Been in a police car: Nopee
    Been on a plane: Yesssh
    Come close to dying: when i was like 6 months old..
    Been in a hot tub: yea
    Cried when someone died: Duh?!
    Fell off your chair: Haha yesh
    Wait for someone's phone call all night: yeasss
    Saved AIM/Yahoo conversations: noo
    Saved e-mails: Yep
    Fallen for one of your best guy friends: no
    Made out with JUST a friend?: nah
    Used someone: umm idk
    Whats your good luck charm?: dont have one...
    Best song you ever heard: ?
    What's your bedroom like: UmM its cool
    Last thing you said: BOGEY!
    What is beside you?: plane tickets
    Last thing you ate: food
    What kind of shampoo do you use: aussie
    Best thing that has happened to you this year: summer
    Worst thing that has happened to you this year: school
    Chicken pox: no
    Stitches: no
    Broken nose: no
    Do you believe in love at first sight?: no
    Like school: blah
    What schools have you gone to: clear creek, mte, leawood
    Eat a live hamster for $1,000,000 dollars: ehhh depends how big
    If you were stuck on an island, what people would you want with you: My five besties;)
    Who was the last person that called you: Nancy
    What makes you laugh the most?: Just my firends
    What makes you smile?: Being told im pretty or yeah stuff liek that
    Last person you yelled at: My dog
    Last person that told you they love you: Dad & mom
    Is your loudest friend: nancy... no contest there
    Do you like filling these out?: Yepp((:
    Do you wear contacts or glasses: no
    Do you like yourself: I'm ok
    Do you get along with your family: yeah
    Stolen anything over $50: Nopee
    What are you listening to right now?: Olympics tv
    Got any awards: Yeah
    What car do you wish to have: Ferrari
    Where do you want to get married: florida
    If you could change anything about yourself, what would it be: fatty
    Good driver: umm no not yet
    Good singer: i wish
    Have a lava lamp: yeah... its broken
    How many remote controls are in your house: umm 3 4
    Double jointed: No I'm just an untalented rhino
    What do you dream about: ?
    Last time you showered: Last night
    Last time you took a bath: Ages aago
    Scary or happy movies: Happy
    Chocolate or white chocolate: Milk Chocolate
    Root Beer or Dr. Pepper: Root beer
    Chocolate or Vanilla: both
    Summer or winter: both?
    Silver or Gold: Silver
    Diamond or pearl: diamond
    Sunset or Sunrise: Sunrise
    Sprite or 7up: sprite
    Cats or dogs: Dogs & BUNNIES
    Coffee or tea: Coffee
    Phone or in person: Both depends
    Indoor or outdoor: Indoor
    End Time: 8.24pm
    well that wasted a whole ten minutes of my life didnt it

  9. SockMonkey423 SockMonkey423
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    Follow me and i'll follow back:)
    Comment your tumblr:
    http://sgalbert818.tumblr.com/

  10. SockMonkey423 SockMonkey423
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 10:44pm UTC
    I'm gonna be
    a very strange mom
    someday...

  11. SockMonkey423 SockMonkey423
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 12:08am UTC
    {no title yet}
    Help me think of one...? ♥
    **important**
    wittycause had the idea for this story & called it Witty Girls. I got her permission to use the idea, characters, etc... but give her credit for the idea! She has written some amazing stories, so I encourage you to read them. And I know this story may sound similar to Pretty Little Liars, but I will try my hardest to stay away from that & make my story very unique! feedback would be appreciated. xxx-Sarah
    Four beautiful girls. Four ugly secrets.
    Natalie Lace is the alpha of Sycamore Canyon High School.
    She is absolutely flawless, & will go to drastic measures to stay that way.
    Natalie had an eating disorder 2 years ago.
    She was in rehab over the summer, so nobody knew.
    But now the secret's out.
    & is Natalie really cured?
    Ava Harper, the party girl.
    She comes home drunk, but her abusive parents don't care.
    She sleeps with every guy she meets.
    Lately, she's been shoplifting & stealing,
    & getting into more legal trouble then she can handle.
    Her razor is being used for more than just shaving...
    Peyton Bentley has a picture perfect life.
    Captain of the girl's soccer team, dating the quarterback.
    She knows what she wants and will stop at nothing to get it.
    Even if it involves hurting & taking advantage of people.
    Her life is easy... until she meets Kat.
    Peyton's about to find out being popular and being lesbian doesn't go together.
    Faye Hollister is Natalie's best friend & tells her everything.
    Except for two weeks ago, at Natalie's sixteenth birthday.
    She met a guy, Riley,
    & she decided to go all the way.
    Riley left her without a trace.
    Her parents found out, and kicked her out of the house.
    Now she's pregnant with nowhere to go.

  12. SockMonkey423 SockMonkey423
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 12:05am UTC
    Him: Will you go out with me?
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: lol your really funny

  13. SockMonkey423 SockMonkey423
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 7:37pm UTC
    {I wanna go back}
    to the W i t t y>>>
    when not [[every single]] quote was about
    <One Direction>
    b e c a u s e h o n e s t l y
    ***I don't give a sh/t***

  14. SockMonkey423 SockMonkey423
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 12:20pm UTC
    Please read! Thanks so much!
    www.wittyprofiles.com/q/5923947

  15. SockMonkey423 SockMonkey423
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 6:58pm UTC
    Please read! Thanks so much!
    www.wittyprofiles.com/q/5923947

  16. SockMonkey423 SockMonkey423
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 4:56pm UTC
    please read?? greatly appreciated!
    www.wittyprofiles.com/q/5923947

  17. SockMonkey423 SockMonkey423
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 11:16am UTC
    {no title yet}
    Help me think of one...? ♥
    **important**
    wittycause had the idea for this story & called it Witty Girls. I got her permission to use the idea, characters, etc... but give her credit for the idea! She has written some amazing stories, so I encourage you to read them. And I know this story may sound similar to Pretty Little Liars, but I will try my hardest to stay away from that & make my story very unique! feedback would be appreciated. xxx-Sarah
    Four beautiful girls. Four ugly secrets.
    Natalie Lace is the alpha of Sycamore Canyon High School.
    She is absolutely flawless, & will go to drastic measures to stay that way.
    Natalie had an eating disorder 2 years ago.
    She was in rehab over the summer, so nobody knew.
    But now the secret's out.
    & is Natalie really cured?
    Ava Harper, the party girl.
    She comes home drunk, but her abusive parents don't care.
    She sleeps with every guy she meets.
    Lately, she's been shoplifting & stealing,
    & getting into more legal trouble then she can handle.
    Her razor is being used for more than just shaving...
    Peyton Bentley has a picture perfect life.
    Captain of the girl's soccer team, dating the quarterback.
    She knows what she wants and will stop at nothing to get it.
    Even if it involves hurting & taking advantage of people.
    Her life is easy... until she meets Kat.
    Peyton's about to find out being popular and being lesbian doesn't go together.
    Faye Hollister is Natalie's best friend & tells her everything.
    Except for two weeks ago, at Natalie's sixteenth birthday.
    She met a guy, Riley,
    & she decided to go all the way.
    Riley left her without a trace.
    Her parents found out, and kicked her out of the house.
    Now she's pregnant with nowhere to go.

  18. SockMonkey423 SockMonkey423
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 11:32pm UTC
    I have a story that i really
    want to post, but it says the
    html is too big. please tell
    me in the comments how to
    shorten up the html!!!

  19. SockMonkey423 SockMonkey423
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 10:33pm UTC
    Spongebob mac & cheese
    just tastes better:)

  20. SockMonkey423 SockMonkey423
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 11:44am UTC
    Please. Sports are easy for girls?
    Can you do a BACK TUCK on a surface 4 INCHES WIDE?
    Can you lift a 120 pound girl ON YOUR SHOULDERS?
    Can you swim 5000 METERS in an hour and a half?
    Can you pitch a ball 70 mph UNDERHAND?
    Can you dance 6 HOURS A DAY for weeks and weeks?
    Can you run FOUR MILES at practice, dribbling a SOCCER BALL?
    FAVE TO SHOW GIRLS ARE TOUGH ❤

:)

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