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Okay before the world ends,
 I need you all to know a dark secret of mine.















I let the dogs out.
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Okay before the world ends, I need you all to know a dark secret

734 faves · 21 comments · Dec 20, 2012 3:23pm

theWalrus

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theWalrus


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goawayanthony* · 1 decade ago
you bada ss son of a bit ch
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Beanie* · 1 decade ago
so, after they did, how long did they bark woof woof woof woof??
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punkyally99 · 1 decade ago
D': SERIOUSLY? COME ON MAN... MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE.
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emy · 1 decade ago
haha thats who did finally all life mysteries are solved
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lilmisslittle · 1 decade ago
SCREW YOU MAN
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XxMeliRidesRainbowPoniesxX · 1 decade ago
This is why we can't have nice things.
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queezle* · 1 decade ago
omggg dying hahahahahahahaha
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StarsareRachelBerry · 1 decade ago
I guess if we're confessing secrets



I touched McHammer
and it felt good.
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xolive_laugh_loveox · 1 decade ago
you did too??
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SaveAdaliax33 · 1 decade ago
the walrus let the dogs out O_O didnt see that coming
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ImSailingAway · 1 decade ago
I started singing the song:p
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24601* · 1 decade ago
Umm... REALLY? It took me hours, FOUR HOURS TO PUT THEM IN BED.
YOU let them out?
You never confessed?
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theWalrus · 1 decade ago
I never had time to confess, we ran straight to canada. IT WAS THE ONLY OPTION.
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24601* · 1 decade ago
You should've TAKEN THE CONSEQUENSES. iT ISN'T FAIR, BECAUSE I WAS JAILED FOR LETTING THEM OUT. BUT I DIDN'T LET EM OUT. YOU DID. THIEF! CRIMINAL!
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livlivo · 1 decade ago
Hahahahahaha my day is made
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lollypopgrl7 · 1 decade ago
omg i just laughed for like 5 minutes straight, made my day

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Cammie · 1 decade ago
lololol.
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TaliaMaarie0405 · 1 decade ago
i was your partner in crime
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gmarie · 1 decade ago
:O it was you????
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ThatsSoMeee · 1 decade ago
all this time.. it was you? :O
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Lolsorue_girl · 1 decade ago
xD omg xD you just made my day xD
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