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1. laurenps
   posted a quote
   September 13, 2013 7:19pm UTC
   "I dont want to be on broadway...
   I just want to stay at home
   And eat chips"
   -Mackenzie Ziegler
   (I know exactly what you mean kenzie... I know EXACTLY what you mean.)
   
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2. laurenps
   posted a quote
   September 1, 2013 2:53pm UTC
   In America:
   We kill people,
   Who kill people,
   Because killing people,
   Is wrong.
   ~LoLo
   
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3. laurenps
   posted a quote
   August 30, 2013 9:53pm UTC
   Me: *Looks through all of my quotes*
   Me: BAHHAHAHAHHA
   Me: *Likes Quote*
   Me: Oh wait... That was my own quote...
   Me: ..... Idek...
   
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4. laurenps
   posted a quote
   January 25, 2013 6:28pm UTC
   Holly: In about 10 years I am gonna get a tattoo of grapes on my arm.
   Me: *whipsers under breath* I know where this is going. -.-
   Kid 1: Why?!
   Holly: So that when I get older it will become a raisin! >:D
   Kid 1: HAHAH LAWL
   Kid 2: MEHEHAHAH
   Teacher: HEHE
   Principal: AHAHA
   Obama: LOL
   George Washington: LAWLLZ
   One Direction: ROFL
   Sun: LOLOLOL I am dying!
   Moon: HEHERKWHFUDS
   Me:
   Me:
   Me: You got that from witty. -.-
   And this happens alot...
   
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5. laurenps
   posted a quote
   January 25, 2013 6:19pm UTC
   One day I will change my name to life, and hand out lemons to everyone on the street.
   
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6. laurenps
   posted a quote
   December 20, 2012 2:44pm UTC
   So today..
   This boy walks up to me and says:
   "You look hot today"
   And then walks off...
   Well, okay then.
   Thanks.
   I think...
   (Mixed emotions. Should I be happy? Most girls in my grade love him so... uh..)
   
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7. laurenps
   posted a quote
   December 20, 2012 2:39pm UTC
   Dear Kindles,
   Please stop emphasizing the fact that you have a smile on your box. We have a smile on our box too.
   Sincerely, McDonalds
   
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8. laurenps
   posted a quote
   December 2, 2012 1:38pm UTC
   Drake and Josh
   The Amanda Show
   Zoey 101
   All That
   Kenan and Kel
   What I like About You
   Victorious
   iCarly
   All made by the same person. Dan Schneider.
   WE LOVE YOU.
   
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9. laurenps
   posted a quote
   November 22, 2012 4:11pm UTC
   THANKSGIVING:
   Me: Upstairs on computer
   Family: Downstairs talking
   Me: Upstairs on computer
   Family: Together
   Me: Upstairs on computer
   Family: Having 'fun'
   Family: Eating
   Me: Downstairs eating
   
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10. laurenps
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    Knock Knock...
    Whos there?
    Miley Cyrus's hair
    Miley Cyrus's hair who?
    ...
    Miley Cyrus's hair who?
    ...
    Get it? Cause there's none left!
    ~Kingsley
    
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11. laurenps
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 4:05pm UTC
    Kid 1: I have lost my marbles!
    Kid 2: Maybe Jenna can help you find them!
    Hehe, see what I did there?
    
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12. laurenps
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    Welcome to Crackdonalds!
    How may I take your order?
    -------
    Shanaynay: OOhh we have a really good Mexican salad!
    Dude: Okay. Whats in it?
    Shanaynay: Lettuce and Croutons?
    Dude: And its Mexican because?
    Shanaynay: It is made by Mexicans.
    Dude: O.O
    
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13. laurenps
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 3:54pm UTC
    HomeWork...
    Monday: Me: I'll just do my homework tommorow...
    Tuesday: Me: i'll just do my homework tommorow...
    Wednesday: Me: I'll just do my homework tommorow...
    Thursday: Me: Aw shoot.
    (Only me?)
    
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14. laurenps
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    Okay, Now how do I put this?
    When you talk to me my day is better. When you smile, I can't help but smile. When you laugh, I laugh. When your day is bad, mine is too. When your sad, I can't help but feel sad too. When you tell me a joke, even if it is stupid, I laugh. When I see you, my face turns red. When I try to focus all thats on my mind is you. I want to tell you this, but I just can't.
    But when I see you with her, my heart breaks.
    
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15. laurenps
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 6:51pm UTC
    *At School*
    Matthew: Hey Lauren...
    Me: Ay.
    Matthew: Look... I kinda like you...
    Me: ...
    Matthew: Yeah..
    Me: ...
    Matthew: *Ahem* Lauren?
    Me: Oh yeah hi...
    Matthew: So what do you say?
    Me: How about them gas prices?
    >.< Now I feel kinda bad...
    
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16. laurenps
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 6:47pm UTC
    "When I first heard of One Direction...
    I thought it was a freakin' air line or something.
    One Direction... Its the only way to fly."
    Love ya kingsley...♥
    
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17. laurenps
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    YOUR HAND FITS IN MINE LIKE ITS MADE
    just for me. But bare this in mind it was meant to be.And I'm joining up the dots With the freckles on your cheeks, and it all makes sense to me.
    ~One Direction
    
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18. laurenps
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 6:37pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment When
    When you dont know if you should
    Post an 'Awkward Moment' quote, thinking that other people wont be able to relate to it...
    
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19. laurenps
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 12:33pm UTC
    Adding Quotes
    Normal People:
    *Looks at surroundings*
    *Observes everything*
    *Asks people to tell them funny things*
    *Observes food*
    *Thinks of previous quotes*
    I GOT IT!
    Me:
    *Sitting on toilet*
    I GOT IT!
    
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20. laurenps
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 6:54pm UTC
    Dear Sleeping Pills,
    "May Cause Drowsiness"
    Sincerelly,Well I Certainly
    Hope So.
    
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