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You can never win with girls.


Boy: I got you chocolate.
Girl: Are you trying to make me fat?

Boy: I got you this shirt.
Girl: You think my other shirts are ugly?

Boy: You look nice today.
Girl: Was I ugly yesterday.

Boy: I like it when you don't wear makeup.
Girl: I look ugly when I wear makeup?

Boy: I like how you look in that dress.
Girl: Did I look fat in the other dress?

Boy: Why don't you wear your hair like this?
Girl: Why don't you shut up and stop insulting me.





 





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You can never win with girls. Boy: I got you chocolate. Girl:

165 faves · 13 comments · Dec 5, 2012 9:02pm

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sky* · 1 decade ago
Not all are like this. Some are chill.
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There · 1 decade ago
I've established that.
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sky* · 1 decade ago
Good for you. ^.^
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xele91097x · 1 decade ago
Well, if you date these kinds of girls, that's what you're gonna get.
I know it's the internet and not to take things seriously but it honestly gets incredibly annoying when I see men whine and moan about girls every 2 seconds, and then see them dating whores just because they have boobs and a pretty face.
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There · 1 decade ago
It's just toward girls who can't take a compliment.
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xele91097x · 1 decade ago
yeah, I get that. Lol, I didn't read the whole quote, just the first two lines. But still. A lot of guys tend to date girls who b/tch and moan all the time just cause they're pretty. Not all guys, just a lot.
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There · 1 decade ago
I hate that about girls. But the biggest turn off for me is when they fish for compliments by saying they're ugly or something. Girls just confuse me sometimes. It makes my brain hurt.
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xele91097x · 1 decade ago
yeah, i can understand that. A lot of girls are just insecure to the point where it's just like, I'm done trying. haha.
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_crazy_cutie_5678 · 1 decade ago
Girls. They're relatively cray.
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destroyedemotions · 1 decade ago
Not all girls are like that. I don't think I've ever said any of those things..
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sarahlikesbands* · 1 decade ago
HAHAHA.....if I get a compliment I'll take it. I don't know anybody who does that
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There · 1 decade ago
I know a ton of girls that do that. And I hate it. That's why I don't compliment girls anymore.
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sarahlikesbands* · 1 decade ago
Well okay then. I guess I've got better at avoiding girls like that :3
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