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Member Since: 26 Sep 2011 04:43pm

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Elena(:

I'm 15. I'm from Europe. I speak Italian, English, and French. I love nature, painting, and eating.

oh yeah also I really like gifs. In case you haven't noticed.

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i have a pretty blog. (;

xele91097x
posted a quote
June 14, 2013 10:39pm UTC

i want you so bad

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xele91097x
posted a quote
April 24, 2013 7:14pm UTC

that one shirt you wish you could wear every
day but unfortunately today's society is too
cleanly and judgmental to let you fulfill your dreams

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xele91097x
posted a quote
April 23, 2013 10:57pm UTC

I'm not asking for much.
all i want is someone.
♥

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xele91097x
posted a quote
April 9, 2013 7:19pm UTC

me: *ignores responsibilities and spends
decades hovering cursor over witty logo to
gape at scrolling rainbow cats*

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xele91097x
posted a quote
April 9, 2013 7:14pm UTC

the longer you wait for something
the more you appreciate it in the end

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xele91097x
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 6:39pm UTC

witty profiles in 60 years: guys omfg i just got my hip replaced by a really cute 23 year old doctor

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xele91097x
posted a quote
March 11, 2013 6:12pm UTC

It's all fun and games
until you see a picture of what you looked like in 6th grade

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xele91097x
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 2:46pm UTC

you never really realize how boring your life is until someone asks you what you did over the weekend

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xele91097x
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 5:04pm UTC

other girls: *have iPads, iPhones, laptops, TVs, designer clothes, etc*
me: mom can i have one dollar to buy water
mom: no

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xele91097x
posted a quote
February 28, 2013 8:28pm UTC

I guess I’m just tired of being alone.

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xele91097x
posted a quote
February 27, 2013 8:24pm UTC

English teachers
put more thought into a novel than the author ever did

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xele91097x
posted a quote
January 21, 2013 3:17pm UTC

person: when i'm older i'm going to go to med school and become a
surgeon!
person 2: cool! i want to move to canada and open a restaurant.
person 3: i'm gonna go to harvard and study economy!
me: *has issues deciding what kind of ramen to have for lunch*

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xele91097x
posted a quote
January 21, 2013 3:10pm UTC

the cure to cancer
could be hidden on the second page of google and no one would ever know

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xele91097x
posted a quote
January 15, 2013 6:43pm UTC

mom: HURRY UP YOU'RE MAKING ME LATE WE HAVE TO BE THERE IN 10 MINUTES
me: *scrambles ot of the house half naked and leaps into the car while applying makeup*
me: mom I have to be somewhere in 15 minutes, can we start going?
mom: okay, let me just finish up a few things! *eats a five course meal, knits a scarf, sends a telegraph, makes four phone calls, adopts a child, runs a marathon, books a flight, travels to Saudi Arabia, opens a restaurant, starts a golf club, drags self to car, forgets to turn on the stove*
mq, not my idea

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xele91097x
posted a quote
January 13, 2013 9:23pm UTC

The sad thing is,
I have a better chance at finishing an entire tube
of chapstick without losing it than of finding a boyfriend.

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xele91097x
posted a quote
December 31, 2012 7:05pm UTC

You don't love someone because they're perfect,
you love them in spite of the fact that they're not.

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xele91097x
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 12:48pm UTC

winter break
most girls: yes, staying up late and sleepovers and parties!!
me: hell yea no shaving and no socializing for 2 weeks

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xele91097x
posted a quote
December 22, 2012 12:59pm UTC

girl who's had like sixteen boyfriends: omg forever alone hahahhaha!! i'm gonna die alone with 5546876 cats!!!! lol awkward potato!!!!!1
me: -sobs uncontrollably in a bathtub and attempts to replace a male human being with a pillow-

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xele91097x
posted a quote
December 14, 2012 7:00pm UTC

♥today
he made me homemade cookies. <3
just kidding no one likes me.
today I wallowed in self-pity and tried making brownies but the dough exploded in my microwave.

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xele91097x
posted a quote
December 7, 2012 7:02pm UTC

me: *types text*
me: *laughs hysterically*
me: *self -five*
me: damn why am i so funny
me: sigh
me: *hits send*

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