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xele91097x

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Member Since: 26 Sep 2011 04:43pm

Last Seen: 11 Jun 2015 03:31pm

Gender: F

user id: 221520

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Elena(:
I'm 15. I'm from Europe. I speak Italian, English, and French. I love nature, painting, and eating.
oh yeah also I really like gifs. In case you haven't noticed.

bellesnuits.tumblr.com
i have a pretty blog. (;




  1. xele91097x xele91097x
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2013 10:39pm EDT
    i want you so bad

  2. xele91097x xele91097x
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 7:14pm EDT
    that one shirt you wish you could wear every
    day but unfortunately today's society is too
    cleanly and judgmental to let you fulfill your dreams

  3. xele91097x xele91097x
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 10:57pm EDT
    I'm not asking for much.
    all i want is someone.

  4. xele91097x xele91097x
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2013 7:19pm EDT
    me: *ignores responsibilities and spends
    decades hovering cursor over witty logo to
    gape at scrolling rainbow cats*

  5. xele91097x xele91097x
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2013 7:14pm EDT
    the longer you wait for something
    the more you appreciate it in the end

  6. xele91097x xele91097x
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 6:39pm EDT
    witty profiles in 60 years: guys omfg i just got my hip replaced by a really cute 23 year old doctor

  7. xele91097x xele91097x
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2013 6:12pm EDT
    It's all fun and games
    until you see a picture of what you looked like in 6th grade

  8. xele91097x xele91097x
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 2:46pm EDT
    you never really realize how boring your life is until someone asks you what you did over the weekend

  9. xele91097x xele91097x
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 5:04pm EST
    other girls: *have iPads, iPhones, laptops, TVs, designer clothes, etc*
    me: mom can i have one dollar to buy water
    mom: no

  10. xele91097x xele91097x
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 8:28pm EST
    I guess I’m just tired of being alone.

  11. xele91097x xele91097x
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 8:24pm EST
    English teachers
    put more thought into a novel than the author ever did

  12. xele91097x xele91097x
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 3:17pm EST
    person: when i'm older i'm going to go to med school and become a
    surgeon!
    person 2: cool! i want to move to canada and open a restaurant.
    person 3: i'm gonna go to harvard and study economy!
    me: *has issues deciding what kind of ramen to have for lunch*

  13. xele91097x xele91097x
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 3:10pm EST
    the cure to cancer
    could be hidden on the second page of google and no one would ever know

  14. xele91097x xele91097x
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 6:43pm EST
    mom: HURRY UP YOU'RE MAKING ME LATE WE HAVE TO BE THERE IN 10 MINUTES
    me: *scrambles ot of the house half naked and leaps into the car while applying makeup*
    me: mom I have to be somewhere in 15 minutes, can we start going?
    mom: okay, let me just finish up a few things! *eats a five course meal, knits a scarf, sends a telegraph, makes four phone calls, adopts a child, runs a marathon, books a flight, travels to Saudi Arabia, opens a restaurant, starts a golf club, drags self to car, forgets to turn on the stove*
    mq, not my idea

  15. xele91097x xele91097x
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 9:23pm EST
    The sad thing is,
    I have a better chance at finishing an entire tube
    of chapstick without losing it than of finding a boyfriend.

  16. xele91097x xele91097x
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 7:05pm EST
    You don't love someone because they're perfect,
    you love them in spite of the fact that they're not.

  17. xele91097x xele91097x
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 12:48pm EST
    winter break
    most girls: yes, staying up late and sleepovers and parties!!
    me: hell yea no shaving and no socializing for 2 weeks

  18. xele91097x xele91097x
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 12:59pm EST
    girl who's had like sixteen boyfriends: omg forever alone hahahhaha!! i'm gonna die alone with 5546876 cats!!!! lol awkward potato!!!!!1
    me: -sobs uncontrollably in a bathtub and attempts to replace a male human being with a pillow-

  19. xele91097x xele91097x
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 7:00pm EST
    ♥today
    he made me homemade cookies. <3
    just kidding no one likes me.
    today I wallowed in self-pity and tried making brownies but the dough exploded in my microwave.

  20. xele91097x xele91097x
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 7:02pm EST
    me: *types text*
    me: *laughs hysterically*
    me: *self -five*
    me: damn why am i so funny
    me: sigh
    me: *hits send*

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