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There

Status: I have a lot of shit to ponder about.

Member Since: 5 Dec 2012 08:39pm

Last Seen: 7 Dec 2012 09:38pm

Birthday: September 3

Location: In your bed, waiting.

Gender: M

user id: 341035

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also, im sorry i have a really crooked ugly ass smile and my nose is huge. exscuse the ugly.
  1. There There
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 9:31pm UTC
    girls:
    I'm going to date a douche bag, try to change him, fail, get my heart broken, and then preach the fact that "all guys are the same".

  2. There There
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 9:27pm UTC
    That depressing moment when
    you dip your cookie into the milk to long, it breaks off, and you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

  3. There There
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 9:20pm UTC
    What if one day google was deleted
    and we couldn't go to google to google what happened to google?

  4. There There
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 9:16pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    you mess up a word in the middle of an argument.

  5. There There
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 9:11pm UTC
    Awkwardly standing there
    while your friend talks to someone you don't know.

  6. There There
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 9:08pm UTC
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  7. There There
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 9:02pm UTC
    You can never win with girls.
    Boy: I got you chocolate.
    Girl: Are you trying to make me fat?
    Boy: I got you this shirt.
    Girl: You think my other shirts are ugly?
    Boy: You look nice today.
    Girl: Was I ugly yesterday.
    Boy: I like it when you don't wear makeup.
    Girl: I look ugly when I wear makeup?
    Boy: I like how you look in that dress.
    Girl: Did I look fat in the other dress?
    Boy: Why don't you wear your hair like this?
    Girl: Why don't you shut up and stop insulting me.

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