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monse54

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Member Since: 19 Feb 2012 07:15pm

Last Seen: 7 Aug 2014 07:51pm

Gender: F

user id: 275926

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  1. monse54 monse54
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2012 10:56pm UTC
    Normal people:
    1st month of school- look nice and dress nice
    the rest of the school year- rocking the homeless grandma look
    me:
    1st day of school- rock the homeless grandma look
    rest of the year- still rock the homeless granddma look
    MQ/NMF

  2. monse54 monse54
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 2:20am UTC
    and I never seen a mc donalds or a burger king under construction, they just appear

  3. monse54 monse54
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 2:11am UTC
    "the person who seeks, finds"
    *not applicable for keys, phones and remote controls*

  4. monse54 monse54
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 3:12pm UTC
    YOLO... God proved that wrong
    nmf

  5. monse54 monse54
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 2:57am UTC
    do penguins walk like gangsters or do gangsters walk like penguins?
    i guess we'll never know...

  6. monse54 monse54
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 11:05pm UTC
    When I have kids, I'm goiing to make them watch the movie "2012" and tell them I survived that

  7. monse54 monse54
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 8:15pm UTC
    I can't be no superman
    but for you
    I'll be super human

  8. monse54 monse54
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 11:55pm UTC
    I'm sorry if I make mistakes... Life didn't come with instructions

  9. monse54 monse54
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 7:20pm UTC
    Seeing a car in the middle of the mall
    and thinking "How the heck did they get
    that in there?!"
    NMF

  10. monse54 monse54
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 11:08pm UTC
    •○•○•○•○•○•○•○•○
    "I wish I had a girl to cuddle up to at night
    rather than my pillow"
    -Harry Styles

    •○•○•○•○•○•○•○•○
    NMF

  11. monse54 monse54
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 2:09pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you think you're your petting your dog with your foot, when you're actually petting your friend's leg
    Format By: zxw889

  12. monse54 monse54
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 1:08pm UTC
    in 20 - 30 years, one of the hardest things our kids will have
    to do will be finding a user name that hasnt already been
    taken
    nmf
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  13. monse54 monse54
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 11:27pm UTC
    We all have that one
    teacher that's obsessed
    with football
    nmf
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  14. monse54 monse54
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 6:39pm UTC
    REALITY:
    Popular Girl
    hehe i just sneezed
    4 minutes ago · comment · like
    569,852 people like this
    Popular Guy
    hahaha that's hilarious!!
    4 minutes ago · 6 people Like this
    Other Popular Girl
    I'm having a party tonight! Come over!!!
    5 minutes ago · 3 people Like this
    Other Popular Guy
    OMG i love it when you sneeze!
    5 minutes ago · 1 person Like this
    ..........................................................................................................
    Me
    Ugh. I was at the beach and my sister spilled punch all over my white dress when all the boys were looking!
    10 minutes ago · comment · like
    Grandma likes this
    Grandma
    Don't worry, I will get you a new one :)
    13 minutes ago · You like this

  15. monse54 monse54
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 4:55pm UTC
    Look left ---------------------> you failed
    nmf

  16. monse54 monse54
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 8:30pm UTC
    Your Crush is in a relationship with Prettiest Girl in School
    that hates you.
    ♥ about a minute ago · Like · Comment · See Friendship
    :'(

  17. monse54 monse54
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    That embarrassing moment when you are in the car with your friends and a song your mom knows comes on and your mom starts singing and you just sit there like O.o

  18. monse54 monse54
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 11:08pm UTC
    The awkward moment when
    you say bye to someone but
    you keep walking the same
    direction
    nmf

  19. monse54 monse54
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 10:52pm UTC
    I just want someone to tell me I'm Beautiful ♥

  20. monse54 monse54
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 11:12pm UTC
    Studying... Notice how they conveniently put "DYING" at the end of the word

:)

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