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monse54

1. monse54
   posted a quote
   September 6, 2012 10:56pm UTC
   Normal people:
   1st month of school- look nice and dress nice
   the rest of the school year- rocking the homeless grandma look
   me:
   1st day of school- rock the homeless grandma look
   rest of the year- still rock the homeless granddma look
   MQ/NMF
   
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2. monse54
   posted a quote
   August 20, 2012 2:20am UTC
   and I never seen a mc donalds or a burger king under construction, they just appear
   
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3. monse54
   posted a quote
   August 20, 2012 2:11am UTC
   "the person who seeks, finds"
   *not applicable for keys, phones and remote controls*
   
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4. monse54
   posted a quote
   July 22, 2012 3:12pm UTC
   YOLO... God proved that wrong
   nmf
   
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5. monse54
   posted a quote
   July 13, 2012 2:57am UTC
   do penguins walk like gangsters or do gangsters walk like penguins?
   i guess we'll never know...
   
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6. monse54
   posted a quote
   July 8, 2012 11:05pm UTC
   When I have kids, I'm goiing to make them watch the movie "2012" and tell them I survived that
   
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7. monse54
   posted a quote
   July 5, 2012 8:15pm UTC
   I can't be no superman
   but for you
   I'll be super human
   ♥
   
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8. monse54
   posted a quote
   May 19, 2012 11:55pm UTC
   I'm sorry if I make mistakes... Life didn't come with instructions
   
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9. monse54
   posted a quote
   May 16, 2012 7:20pm UTC
   Seeing a car in the middle of the mall
   and thinking "How the heck did they get
   that in there?!"
   NMF
   
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10. monse54
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 11:08pm UTC
    •○•○•○•○•○•○•○•○
    "I wish I had a girl to cuddle up to at night
    rather than my pillow"
    -Harry Styles
    ♥
    •○•○•○•○•○•○•○•○
    NMF
    
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11. monse54
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 2:09pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you think you're your petting your dog with your foot, when you're actually petting your friend's leg
    Format By: zxw889
    
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12. monse54
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 1:08pm UTC
    in 20 - 30 years, one of the hardest things our kids will have
    to do will be finding a user name that hasnt already been
    taken
    nmf
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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13. monse54
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 11:27pm UTC
    We all have that one
    teacher that's obsessed
    with football
    nmf
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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14. monse54
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 6:39pm UTC
    REALITY:
    Popular Girl
    hehe i just sneezed
    4 minutes ago · comment · like
    569,852 people like this
    Popular Guy
    hahaha that's hilarious!!
    4 minutes ago · 6 people Like this
    Other Popular Girl
    I'm having a party tonight! Come over!!!
    5 minutes ago · 3 people Like this
    Other Popular Guy
    OMG i love it when you sneeze!
    5 minutes ago · 1 person Like this
    ..........................................................................................................
    Me
    Ugh. I was at the beach and my sister spilled punch all over my white dress when all the boys were looking!
    10 minutes ago · comment · like
    Grandma likes this
    Grandma
    Don't worry, I will get you a new one :)
    13 minutes ago · You like this
    
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15. monse54
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 4:55pm UTC
    Look left ---------------------> you failed
    nmf
    
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16. monse54
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 8:30pm UTC
    Your Crush is in a relationship with Prettiest Girl in School
    that hates you.
    ♥ about a minute ago · Like · Comment · See Friendship
    :'(
    
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17. monse54
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    That embarrassing moment when you are in the car with your friends and a song your mom knows comes on and your mom starts singing and you just sit there like O.o
    
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18. monse54
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 11:08pm UTC
    The awkward moment when
    you say bye to someone but
    you keep walking the same
    direction
    nmf
    
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19. monse54
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 10:52pm UTC
    I just want someone to tell me I'm Beautiful ♥
    
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20. monse54
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 11:12pm UTC
    Studying... Notice how they conveniently put "DYING" at the end of the word
    
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