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1. _crazy_cutie_5678
   posted a quote
   March 29, 2013 1:35pm UTC
   SUP FOLLOWERS.
   I'm making a new account. Follow "crazyshaelie" if you still want to see my awesome quotes, 'cause I won't be using this one anymore.
   
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2. _crazy_cutie_5678
   posted a quote
   March 17, 2013 12:24pm UTC
   There's never a right time to say goodbye.
   
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3. _crazy_cutie_5678
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   March 17, 2013 12:05pm UTC
   I found a reason for me
   to change who I used to be; a reason to start over new...
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   and the reason is you.
   
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4. _crazy_cutie_5678
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   March 6, 2013 7:49pm UTC
   If the world ever comes to an end,
   I'll still be there holding your hand.
   
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5. _crazy_cutie_5678
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   March 6, 2013 7:42pm UTC
   I think it's best we both f o r g e t before we dwell on it...
   
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6. _crazy_cutie_5678
   posted a quote
   March 6, 2013 7:38pm UTC
   Life is like riding a bicycle,
   TO KEEP YOUR BALANCE,
   YOU MUST KEEP MOVING.
   
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7. _crazy_cutie_5678
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   March 6, 2013 7:31pm UTC
   Family Guy
   Brian: "I love her."
   Peter: "Careful, Brian. Sometimes the things you love can disappoint you."
   
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8. _crazy_cutie_5678
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   March 6, 2013 7:26pm UTC
   You unfollowed me because you're afraid of falling in love with me, I know.
   
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9. _crazy_cutie_5678
   posted a quote
   March 6, 2013 7:19pm UTC
   Okay, short story time.
   I was listening to a Q&A, with some guy from IG Games.
   Anyways, one of the questions was
   "Are you a boy or a girl?"
   To which the gamer sighed, and replied with a disappointed tone,
   "...no."
   
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10. _crazy_cutie_5678
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 12:16pm UTC
    I always liked when old people
    would ask what your age is, and
    then you tell them, and they ask
    "G o i n g o n . . . ?"
    "Yeah, I'm 16 going on 58 motherf//cker."
    
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11. _crazy_cutie_5678
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 12:06pm UTC
    "Kids are going wild these days.
    Back in my day, I was always in bed by eight....
    AND HOME BY EVELEN, alriiiiiight!"
    - Quagmire
    
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12. _crazy_cutie_5678
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 12:03pm UTC
    LOOK AT ME MEOW.
    LOOK AT ME MEOW.
    I'M KITTEN PA - PURR.
    
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13. _crazy_cutie_5678
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 11:59am UTC
    I LOVE YOU, MAN
    NO BROMO.
    
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14. _crazy_cutie_5678
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    March 2, 2013 11:56am UTC
    "Hey baby, what's the drop-rate on those pants?"
    - Best gamer pickup line, ever.
    
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15. _crazy_cutie_5678
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 11:53am UTC
    B a b y , y o u m a k e m y h e a r t s o u n d l i k e d u b s t e p.
    ≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈
    
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16. _crazy_cutie_5678
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    March 2, 2013 11:50am UTC
    Girls Gone Wild filed for bankruptcy recently.
    Maybe they should be "Girls Gone Buisness School," now.
    
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17. _crazy_cutie_5678
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 11:36am UTC
    I DO have a conscience.
    I have a little voice in my head that says,
    "Don't do that! You're gonna screw it up!"
    It's just that it's not as loud as the voice that says,
    "YEAH! LET'S SCREW IT UP!! :D"
    
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18. _crazy_cutie_5678
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    February 23, 2013 2:52pm UTC
    "It doesn't have ANY effect on your life.
    What do you care!? People try to talk about it like it's a social issue. Like when you see someone stand up on a talk show and say, "How am I supposed to explain to my child that two men are getting married?" ...I dunno, it's your sh//tty kid, you f//cking tell 'em. Why is that anyone else's problem? Two guys are in LOVE, but they can't get married because YOU don't want to talk to your ugly child for f//uckin' five minutes?"
    - Louis C.K.
    
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19. _crazy_cutie_5678
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 1:10pm UTC
    I may appear like an emotionless sarcastic piece of sh//t on the outside,
    but, like an onion, you'll pull away more and more layers only to find the exact same thing every single f//cking time, and start crying.
    
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20. _crazy_cutie_5678
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 6:44pm UTC
    I used to have an imaginary friend.
    Then I stopped going to church.
    just a joke.
    
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