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Dear 'boyfriend';
Application For Permission To Date My Daughter
Note:  Please be prepared to submit additional information e.g. psychological profile, DNA samples and admission to polygraph exam.
 
1. Name:______________________________________  Date of Birth __/__/____
2.Height: __ft__in. Weight: ___Lbs. I.Q: __ GPA: __
3.Social Security Number: ___-___-____ Drivers License: State: _______ Number: _____________
4.Home address____________________ City: _____________ State_____
5: Boy Scout Rank: _________________
6.How fast can you run 40 yards: ____sec. Two Miles: ___min.
7.Church you attend: ___________________ How Often? _____________________
8.In 50 words or less, Explan what "DONT TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" means to you:
_____________________________________________________________________________________.

9. In 50 words or less, Explain what "Late" means to you:
____________________________________________________________________________________. 

10. Complete the following sentences:
       a) If I were to be shot, the last place I would want to be shot is in the __________.
       b) If I were to be beaten, the last bone I would want to have broken is ___________.
       c) The one thing I hope this Application does not as is________________________________________.
       d) In the unfortunate event of my untimely death, I would like my ashes scattered ___________________.
       e)My greatest fear is____________________________.
       
11. What do you want me be if you grow up?_________________________________________.
12.How you ever been fingerprinted? Yes___ No___
13. Do you have any identifying marks? e.g. birth marks,scars, tattoos Yes___ No___
14.My dentist is __________________________________ City:_______________ State:______________
 
I hereby swear that all the information supplied above is true and correct to the best of my knowledge under penalty of Deah and or Dismemberment.
 
Signed:____________________________________
 
Thank you for your interest! Please allow 4-6 years for processing. You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Please do not call, write or E-mail. Any attempts at contact during the processing of this application could be hazardous to your health and/or cause serious personal injury.
 
 
Sincerely, 
               Daddy's Orders
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Dear 'boyfriend'; Application For Permission To Date

1131 faves · 38 comments · Sep 27, 2012 3:30pm

Ineedmakyinme

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shorisunbird092 · 1 decade ago
Oh my gosh. My dad got that this summer from a friend and it was the same! Except for there was something like : "What is the first thing yu notice about a girl? (If it starts with T or A, crouch down and quickly slither away from the premises like a viper.)" and it was really funny when my parents read it because I think they started panicking.
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Ineedmakyinme · 1 decade ago
LOL! I know that if my mom saw this, she would definitely be handing this out to every guy she sees on the street. -.-
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shorisunbird092 · 1 decade ago
Yeah, that's true. But what I meant was do you think that fathers would be willing to refuse the applications that they are given, if the boyfriend actually filled it out?
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Ineedmakyinme · 1 decade ago
LOL they would probably read through it and laugh before tossing it out, never giving the poor guy the chance!
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shorisunbird092 · 1 decade ago
Haha, I can actually imagine that with my dad. Except he would probably show it to my mom and take a picture of it with him in the background just to remember.
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shorisunbird092 · 1 decade ago
Like...with him and the applying boyfriend in the background.
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Ineedmakyinme · 1 decade ago
LOL, that'd be great!
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shorisunbird092 · 1 decade ago
If I ever get a boyfriend, I think my dad might just give him an application. Do you think these applications can be refused?
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Ineedmakyinme · 1 decade ago
Definitely not! What guy in the right mind would refuse this?! If you refuse, your basically saying "yeah, I'll break her heart."
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Breeze · 1 decade ago
I read this as well! Damn, gurl. You're so witty famous!!!!!!
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Ineedmakyinme · 1 decade ago
lol im so not.
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
Sorry it's just I saw a few spelling mistakes, but it's nothing personal to you.
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
I'm coming across really rude, but it's just this OCD thing I have.
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Ineedmakyinme · 1 decade ago
understandable.. im just confused. You said you hate when people can't spell. Are you talking about me or someone else?
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
*facepalm* Sorry but I hate it when people can't spell.
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Ineedmakyinme · 1 decade ago
What did i spell wrong..?
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So_This_Is_Life · 1 decade ago
Kinda wish my dad would care about me enough to do this, but it made my day all the same- my mom would so do this :)
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Ineedmakyinme · 1 decade ago
lol so would my mom :p
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So_This_Is_Life · 1 decade ago
My mom would be the one standing at the door with an ax yelling "You be nice to my girl!" :)
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ErinRAWR · 1 decade ago
my dad made bryan do this.
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cheese1211 · 1 decade ago
please wait 6-8 years:)
my dad has this(facepalm)
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MarcuzIssexy · 1 decade ago
"Boy Scout Rank" LMFAO.
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JusttSmilee · 1 decade ago
Haha my dad has :P
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lovestardoll423 · 1 decade ago
My dad has one of these..
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lynzee · 1 decade ago
My dad has this...luckily he hasn't used it...yet
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pervey_sage_girl · 1 decade ago
Omg i can just imagine my dad doing this...
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xtake_chancesx · 1 decade ago
My parents gave this to my boyfriend when we first started dating as a joke, he played along and filled it out. The way they get along now is awesome lol :)
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justmyself · 1 decade ago
My dad actually has this. I told him i'd severely injure him if he ever gave one to any guy :P
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InOneMoment · 1 decade ago
hahahahahaha totally made my day!!!
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TurquoiseSea · 1 decade ago
Dude, this guy I know had to fill this out to date this girl XD It was hilarious when I saw it!
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xopab44ox · 1 decade ago
...lol my dad has this..
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gmarie · 1 decade ago
ohh mine needs to be signed from my dad and my older cousin... they team up on me it's not fair!!!!! Both of them are like no boys. ever. well until you're 30. or maybe 40.
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marine1 · 1 decade ago
My ex's dad is a sgt first class in the national guard. I was screwed back then
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