Hallo there. Just an average twelve year old here, since December 2011. Actually, I've been on Witty longer, but I only then decided to make an account. I am a proud Directioner, Potter Head, Demi-god, Anime and Manga Freak, and much more. I can be a total bitch to anyone who insults me, or if I'm in a foul mood. So excuse my bitchiness if it ever comes around your way. Don't like my profile, get you ass off it and don't hate. Like my profile, then possibly follow. Thank you.
mlsunny posted a quote
October 12, 2012 10:07pm UTC
"People say that it can't work, black and white; well here we make it work, everyday. We have our disagreements, of course, but before we reach for hate, always, always, we remember the Titans." -Sheryl Yoast Remember the Titans
mlsunny posted a quote
September 12, 2012 7:15pm UTC
What is the past tense of sh/t? My Friend: Hey, what's the past tense for sh/t? Me: Er, I dunno. Sh/tted? My Friend: I thought it was shat... Me: Shat? That's a funny word... My Friend: HEY OVER THERE, WHAT'S THE PAST TENSE FOR SH/T? Me: You're gonna get us in trouble! Other girl: Let's look it up in the dictionary *pulls it off bookshelf* My Friend: AHAHAHA IT ACTUALLY SAYS SHAT! Me: *Reads out loud* Shat. Noun. Past tense of sh/t. Me: My Friend: Other Girl: Random Guy: One Direction: The President: United States: England: World: Earth: The Solar System: The Universe: All of us: *Laughs obnoxiously loudly, and librarian gives us a warning* Me: Ha ha. Shat. *looks at my friend* My Friend: *looks back at me* The two of us: *laugh again, and get a second warning* 'My Friend' is http://www.wittyprofiles.com/author/dbpbmliapbnjurwhirtu
The other day, my history class debated which country was to blame for the start of World War I. One girl made a very interesting comparison. "World War I was like a food fight. Nobody plans to have one. Serbia just threw a grape, but Austria-Hungary responded by throwing a plate of spaghetti. Then everyone starts taking sides with their friends or people they like. Who's to blame for starting the fight?" Someone responded, "Germany, because she stole Belgium's lunch money." MLIA.
Me: Ughhh... I'm bored! Sister: God, shut up and just play Temple Run or something! Me: Good idea! Me: *Opens Temple Run* Me: *Starts game* Me: Jump! Me: Duck! Me: Ooh! Invisibility! Me: Get the freaking coins! Me: I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna f/cking die!!!!! Me: Oh. Never mind. Me: Turn! Me: What the flying f/ck?! I turned, not jumped! Asdfghjkl?! I hate this! Screw Temple Run! Sister: Oh god, why did I tell her to play Temple Run? I should've learned my lesson from last time...