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mlsunny

Status: Being me... because I'm awesome like that (:

Member Since: 3 Dec 2011 05:45pm

Last Seen: 5 Oct 2014 09:01pm

Birthday: November 13

Location: Being antisocial as usual :D

Gender: F

user id: 246312

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mlsunny

Sometimes all you need is twenty seconds of insane courage. Just literally twenty seconds of just embarrassing bravery,and I promise you, something great will come of it.

Hallo there. Just an average twelve year old here, since December 2011. Actually, I've been on Witty longer, but I only then decided to make an account. I am a proud Directioner, Potter Head, Demi-god, Anime and Manga Freak, and much more. I can be a total bitch to anyone who insults me, or if I'm in a foul mood. So excuse my bitchiness if it ever comes around your way. Don't like my profile, get you ass off it and don't hate. Like my profile, then possibly follow. Thank you.

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mlsunny
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 1:39am UTC

If spiders start flying I'm leaving this planet getting the Doctor to
whisk me off to another world in the TARDIS.

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mlsunny
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November 13, 2012 1:15pm UTC

Happy birthday to me! ♡

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mlsunny
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October 12, 2012 10:15pm UTC

"Why the clouds, Sunshine?"
-Petey Jones
Remember the Titans

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mlsunny
posted a quote
October 12, 2012 10:07pm UTC

"People say that it can't work, black and white; well here we make it work, everyday. We have our disagreements, of course, but before we reach for hate, always, always, we remember the Titans."
-Sheryl Yoast
Remember the Titans

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mlsunny
posted a quote
October 3, 2012 4:32pm UTC

Like this if you are a 60's kid!
Nah, just kidding. There shouldn't be any fifty year old pedophiles on here.

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mlsunny
posted a quote
September 12, 2012 7:15pm UTC

What is the past tense of sh/t?
My Friend: Hey, what's the past tense for sh/t?
Me: Er, I dunno. Sh/tted?
My Friend: I thought it was shat...
Me: Shat? That's a funny word...
My Friend: HEY OVER THERE, WHAT'S THE PAST TENSE FOR SH/T?
Me: You're gonna get us in trouble!
Other girl: Let's look it up in the dictionary *pulls it off bookshelf*
My Friend: AHAHAHA IT ACTUALLY SAYS SHAT!
Me: *Reads out loud* Shat. Noun. Past tense of sh/t.
Me:
My Friend:
Other Girl:
Random Guy:
One Direction:
The President:
United States:
England:
World:
Earth:
The Solar System:
The Universe:
All of us: *Laughs obnoxiously loudly, and librarian gives us a warning*
Me: Ha ha. Shat. *looks at my friend*
My Friend: *looks back at me*
The two of us: *laugh again, and get a second warning*
'My Friend' is http://www.wittyprofiles.com/author/dbpbmliapbnjurwhirtu

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mlsunny
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 4:16pm UTC

Going on Omegle, guys. See if you can find me! Common interests: Witty Profiles.

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mlsunny
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 3:47pm UTC

The other day, my history class debated which country was to blame for the start of World War I. One girl made a very interesting comparison.
"World War I was like a food fight. Nobody plans to have one. Serbia just threw a grape, but Austria-Hungary responded by throwing a plate of spaghetti. Then everyone starts taking sides with their friends or people they like. Who's to blame for starting the fight?"
Someone responded,
"Germany, because she stole Belgium's lunch money."
MLIA.

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mlsunny
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 8:56pm UTC

I hate it when I go to bed
and forget to turn my swag off.

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mlsunny
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 8:46pm UTC

Everyone says that the right person will come along someday...
I think mine was hit by an oncoming truck.

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mlsunny
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 8:37pm UTC

❤-♡.ღ.♡-❤
If I'm one in a million, does that mean there are
seven thousand people just like me?
❤-♡.ღ.♡-❤
Complete Credit To Cookiedoughformats! Follow them! They're amazing! <3

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mlsunny
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 8:19pm UTC

Dear Girls,
You aren't ugly. Believe me. Society is.
Sincerely,
The Truth

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mlsunny
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 7:47pm UTC

CookieDoughFormats CookieDoughFormats
Those days when my
Middle finger is the
answer to every question
CookieDoughFormats

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mlsunny
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 6:42pm UTC

♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡
I love Harry
Potter...
♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡
cookiedoughformats

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mlsunny
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 6:06pm UTC

Congratulations. You are now officially a ninja.

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mlsunny
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 6:02pm UTC

Me: Ughhh... I'm bored!
Sister: God, shut up and just play Temple Run or something!
Me: Good idea!
Me: *Opens Temple Run*
Me: *Starts game*
Me: Jump!
Me: Duck!
Me: Ooh! Invisibility!
Me: Get the freaking coins!
Me: I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna f/cking die!!!!!
Me: Oh. Never mind.
Me: Turn!
Me: What the flying f/ck?! I turned, not jumped! Asdfghjkl?! I hate this! Screw Temple Run!
Sister: Oh god, why did I tell her to play Temple Run? I should've learned my lesson from last time...

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mlsunny
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 1:49am UTC

Plot Twist: I go to bed at 9:00 PM.

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mlsunny
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 1:46am UTC

Plot Twist: I leave my room.

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mlsunny
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 8:55pm UTC

No mom, you're mad because I'm right, not because I talked back.
nmq

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mlsunny
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 4:16am UTC

H.O.P.E.
Have
Only
Positive
Expectations

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