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shorisunbird092

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Member Since: 26 Feb 2013 07:40am

Last Seen: 18 Dec 2013 05:27am

user id: 351428

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  1. shorisunbird092 shorisunbird092
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 5:29am UTC
    When my brother has a cold, exhaling for him sounds like a room of screaming chipmunks

  2. shorisunbird092 shorisunbird092
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2013 9:06pm UTC
    When you turn in an article to your teacher and you're silently praying for him to not read it

  3. shorisunbird092 shorisunbird092
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2013 8:36am UTC
    Stages/levels of hyperness:
    0. Dead
    1. Dying
    2. Sleeping
    3. Awake
    4. Stoic
    5. Alert
    6. Intrigued
    7. Excited
    8. Joyful
    9. Bouncy
    10. Energetic
    11. Caffienated
    12. Hyper-but-not-hyper
    13. Hyper
    14. VERY hyper
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  4. shorisunbird092 shorisunbird092
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2013 9:37pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you are scrolling down a list of quotes and you realize that all the quotes you favorited are by the same person
    0_0 talk about accidental creepiness

  5. shorisunbird092 shorisunbird092
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2013 9:03am UTC
    I wonder what color my eyes would be if they were blue.
    You may want to re-read that.

  6. shorisunbird092 shorisunbird092
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2013 11:40pm UTC
    Have an awesome day
    You deserve it

  7. shorisunbird092 shorisunbird092
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2013 11:38pm UTC
    I figured out the other day that belting and whistle voicing are just controlled screaming

  8. shorisunbird092 shorisunbird092
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2013 11:31pm UTC
    *in China*:
    friend: i miss youtube
    other friend: omg yes me too
    another friend: whenever i go back to the US i just spend all day on youtube
    another friend: its like my drug
    other friend: same. my mom tells me to go outside and play but i refuse to and keep watching youtube
    friend: my cousins are all like "what the heck its just youtube" and im like "exactly, its YOUTUBE."
    me: youku just cant compare to the wonders of youtube

  9. shorisunbird092 shorisunbird092
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 11:59pm UTC
    When the axe came into the woods, the trees said, " At least the handle is one of us."
    -Unknown

  10. shorisunbird092 shorisunbird092
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 11:57pm UTC
    "When the axe came into the woods, the trees said, ' At least the axe is one of us.'"
    -Unknown

  11. shorisunbird092 shorisunbird092
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2013 8:56am UTC
    When someone starts noddng
    and other people nod in agreement
    and no one can stop nodding
    and they all look like they are having neck spasms.

  12. shorisunbird092 shorisunbird092
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2013 3:08am UTC
    Whenever I feel sad, I think that thinking about the people who have it worse than me will make me feel better. But for some reason, it only makes me feel worse.

  13. shorisunbird092 shorisunbird092
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 10:04pm UTC
    I love how when you see a mosquito in the winter you can point and laugh at it.

  14. shorisunbird092 shorisunbird092
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2013 8:34am UTC
    That wonderful moment when you finally clean off your desktop and your screen looks so perfect
    and you both look and feel like this:
    | |
    . .
    . .
    . .
    _________
    \________/

  15. shorisunbird092 shorisunbird092
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 7:58pm UTC
    The next time you are in a large crowd outside of school, think about this:
    -You now almost none of these peoples' names
    -You could pass by them every day and not know
    The world is a small world, but it's a lot bigger than we think it is.

  16. shorisunbird092 shorisunbird092
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 7:56pm UTC
    NEVER GIVE ME A LOOSE PIECE OF PAPER IF YOU WANT IT TO SURVIVE THE NEXT FEW MINUTES.

  17. shorisunbird092 shorisunbird092
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 11:08pm UTC
    Chocolate and fruit have wonderful ways of improving our current outlook on life.

  18. shorisunbird092 shorisunbird092
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 11:05pm UTC
    When you desperately want to talk to someone,
    but when you do end up in a conversation
    you have nothing to say

  19. shorisunbird092 shorisunbird092
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 7:57pm UTC
    Working with a foreign language tutor and the only things you can write about in your sentences are food, sleep, and homework.

  20. shorisunbird092 shorisunbird092
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 3:54am UTC
    Me: *reads* "Insomnia is a sign of genius..."
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: YES! I am a genius. I haven't slept well for the past month. Year, actually.
    The next night:
    Me: *sleeps like a baby*

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