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One day a little girl
went up to her teacher.
Girl: I have a question...

Teacher: yes?
Girl: Can my mommy get pregnant?
Teacher: How old is she?
Girl: 39
Teacher: Yes your mommy can get pregnant.
Girl: Can my sister get pregnant?
Teacher: How old is you sister?
Girl: 19
Teacher: Yes your sister can get pregnant.
Girl: Can I get pregnant?
Teacher: How old are you?
Girl: 7
Teacher: No you can not get pregnant.
**Little boy walks up behind the girl**
Boy: See i told you we had
nothing to worry about.

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One day a little girl went up to her teacher. Girl: I have a

1214 faves · 59 comments · Jun 19, 2012 7:09pm

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maxiemax456 · 7 years ago
o my goodness
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ZombieSlayer · 7 years ago
Omfg, dying brb.
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tiabear15 · 7 years ago
That is sooooo fukked up on sooooo many levels.......
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LuckyCutiepie12 · 7 years ago
OMG
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PorkyPine · 7 years ago
BWAHAHAHA!!! This is what the world is going to come to in like 9 or 10 years. :)
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pupluver107 · 7 years ago
That's not funny yes i is oh my god HAHAHA
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lilmisslittle · 7 years ago
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO RESPOND TO THIS
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Manda2099 · 7 years ago
oh my goodness tht terrible :o.....
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ilovejs4 · 7 years ago
my face- priceless

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bluebear77 · 7 years ago
im so scared for our kids' generation

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audreyann · 7 years ago
zomg
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LaurynM · 7 years ago
this is so wrong on so many levels. o.O
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CandyCool · 7 years ago
LMAO....now thinking she is 7 !!!!! What is the world coming to!!
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darastarring* · 7 years ago
oooooooooooooooo
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nicoleypoleyoley · 7 years ago
I was the 1000th fave, everyone be jealous.
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craziirose · 7 years ago
the funny thing was I first laughed, then understood it fully and then was like seriously? And then /had/??isnt this girl 7?
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_g0ldenkiid* · 7 years ago
O.o
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justmyself · 7 years ago
I laughed and then im like wait.... O.o
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itsnickipewpyo · 7 years ago
omfg this is hilarious. this is the future right here lolol
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gottalovethehamm · 7 years ago
...

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