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DarkCatzy101

Status: Back on the show babee

Member Since: 23 Feb 2012 07:31pm

Last Seen: 3 Jan 2014 02:51pm

Birthday: April 8

Location: Algiers, Lovestreet

Gender: F

user id: 277205

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  1. DarkCatzy101 DarkCatzy101
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 6:09pm UTC
    Read the below:
    "Eenie Meenie Minie Moe.
    You ain't nothin but a hoe.
    You think you're cute,
    you think you're classy.
    Newsflash B*tch!
    You're f@cking nasty!"
    Love, You're Ugly Too.
    (CREDIT TO LUKE143, STOLEN FROM JULIELORY3)

  2. DarkCatzy101 DarkCatzy101
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 7:05pm UTC
    You don't like The Hunger Games?
    Here have some berries.

  3. DarkCatzy101 DarkCatzy101
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 7:02pm UTC
    There is "Lie" in Believe
    "Over" in Lover
    "End" in Friend
    "Us" in Trust
    "Ex" in Next
    And "If" in Life

  4. DarkCatzy101 DarkCatzy101
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 6:56pm UTC
    Treat me as an option,
    and I'll leave you as a choice.

  5. DarkCatzy101 DarkCatzy101
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2013 9:47pm UTC
    *All my life ;
    I thought air was free.
    until i bought a bag of chips::
    colorss//formats are minee(: <3

  6. DarkCatzy101 DarkCatzy101
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 8:41pm UTC
    When you take a shower then press your hands on your body, then collect a amount of water then drop it.

  7. DarkCatzy101 DarkCatzy101
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2012 12:04pm UTC
    You came from a woman.
    So you have NO right to disrespect one ♥

  8. DarkCatzy101 DarkCatzy101
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2012 11:59am UTC
    How I cross a street:
    I don’t look both ways, I just walk.
    When a car comes I think to myself, “you got brakes. You hit me I get money.”

  9. DarkCatzy101 DarkCatzy101
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2012 11:54am UTC
    QUIZ: You have 10 minutes
    In which battle did napelon die?
    ~his last one
    Where was the declaration of independance signed?
    ~at the bottom of the page
    River Ravi,Flows in which state?
    ~Liquid state
    What is the main reason for divorce?
    ~Marriage
    How can you drop an egg on a concrete floor ithout breaking?
    ~Anyway you want, concrete is VERY hard to break.
    F-
    A+ for creativity

  10. DarkCatzy101 DarkCatzy101
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2012 11:49am UTC
    My mom's logic:
    if I didn't see it...
    It didn't happen.
    mine

  11. DarkCatzy101 DarkCatzy101
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2012 11:44am UTC
    I NEVER gave you a reason to hate me.
    you're just creating your own little drama
    out of pure insecurity.
    mine

  12. DarkCatzy101 DarkCatzy101
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 12:44am UTC
    British grandmother talking to her american grandaughter:
    Granddaughter:Oh my god,I'm so sick of all of this.First it's all these
    tea parties.Andnow its all these annoying cucumber sandwishes?! Are you people mentally retarted??!
    Grandmother:*gasps*
    Guests of the party:*gasps*
    Orchestra:*gasps*
    Food:*gasps*
    Pigs:gasps*
    Cows:*gasps*
    Some random hobo asking for money at the door:*gasps*
    Granmother:My dear beloved child...Where are your manners?
    Granddaughter: My...My manners?
    Grandmother:Yes.
    Granddaughter:Put your hand in your as$ and pull out.
    ~mine

  13. DarkCatzy101 DarkCatzy101
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 1:53pm UTC
    Rumors?Impressive biitch.
    At least you're spreading something other than your legs.

  14. DarkCatzy101 DarkCatzy101
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 7:09pm UTC
    One day a little girl
    went up to her teacher.
    Girl: I have a question...
    Teacher: yes?
    Girl: Can my mommy get pregnant?
    Teacher: How old is she?
    Girl: 39
    Teacher: Yes your mommy can get pregnant.
    Girl: Can my sister get pregnant?
    Teacher: How old is you sister?
    Girl: 19
    Teacher: Yes your sister can get pregnant.
    Girl: Can I get pregnant?
    Teacher: How old are you?
    Girl: 7
    Teacher: No you can not get pregnant.
    **Little boy walks up behind the girl**
    Boy: See i told you we had
    nothing to worry about.
    nmq

  15. DarkCatzy101 DarkCatzy101
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 7:07pm UTC
    ;
    Your Not The Prettiest When
    your in sweatpants, with no makeup on and your hair in a messy bun.
    Your The Prettiest When
    you except yourself for who you are and confident in yourself and don't care
    what other people think about you.
    Love yourself for who you are
    ♥♥♥♥♥
    nmq

  16. DarkCatzy101 DarkCatzy101
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 5:40pm UTC
    I want
    YOU To Be
    mine! <3

  17. DarkCatzy101 DarkCatzy101
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 5:36pm UTC
    e
    nahnahnahnahnahnahnah
    Lucyfacex,yo!
    wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
    pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
    All I want for christmas is you
    to stop breathing and die.

  18. DarkCatzy101 DarkCatzy101
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 10:38pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  19. DarkCatzy101 DarkCatzy101
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 10:32pm UTC
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    I Love You , Colorful Rainbow.
    Format by kclove5

  20. DarkCatzy101 DarkCatzy101
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 7:32pm UTC
    Dear McDonald’s Cashier:
    Don't give me that look. There's no age limit on a happy meal.
    Sincerely, Don't forget the toy.
    format by MegaFunsize101

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