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LaurynM

Status: COUNTING DOWN UNTIL SCHOOL

Member Since: 16 Oct 2011 04:10pm

Last Seen: 14 Jul 2013 07:13pm

Location: Earth

Gender: F

user id: 227922

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  1. LaurynM LaurynM
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    allcredittocaptivated
    My IPod when i don't want to use it
    allcredittocaptivated
    My IPod when there is nothing else to do

  2. LaurynM LaurynM
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 12:31pm UTC
    Honestly,
    i've never wished on 11:11
    I always wish on
    12:34

  3. LaurynM LaurynM
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 11:47am UTC
    has anyone ever
    actually read
    all of the
    "terms and conditions"
    ???
    Format Credit: Breeze / USMarineCorps2013

  4. LaurynM LaurynM
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 7:26pm UTC
    I just followed myself
    #YOLO

  5. LaurynM LaurynM
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 3:42pm UTC
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥
    >>>>>>>
    I came home from the hospital today
    with such a greater look on life
    if you are healthy-
    treasure it.
    love every second you are breathing
    nmf.

  6. LaurynM LaurynM
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 10:53am UTC
    i went to the emergency room yesterday
    i found out i need surgery
    i'm really scared
    i've never been to the hospital before.
    :'(

  7. LaurynM LaurynM
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 6:27pm UTC
    I just realized something...
    i love Josh Hutcherson and Johnny Depp.....
    and they were BOTH born in Kentucky.
    my mind=blown

  8. LaurynM LaurynM
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    Why is it so hard to let go
    of someone you never had?
    nmf

  9. LaurynM LaurynM
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 5:48pm UTC
    I really want to know
    what my future husband is doing
    RIGHTNOW
    NMF

  10. LaurynM LaurynM
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 3:25pm UTC
    The police put handcuffs on me,
    and said "anything you say can and will be held against you"
    ...
    So I said,
    "Johnny Depp"

  11. LaurynM LaurynM
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 10:58am UTC
    happy memorial day!
    HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY
    we will always remember

  12. LaurynM LaurynM
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 12:12pm UTC
    And they didn't believe me when i said
    Josh Hutcherson
    Was hot in Bridge to Terabithia.

    format credit to OneDirection

  13. LaurynM LaurynM
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 11:26am UTC
    I really want to be
    the reason
    for your smile

  14. LaurynM LaurynM
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    Hey you...yeah, I mean you.
    If you have taken a minute to read this...
    God has seen YOU struggling with something.
    God says its over.
    A blessing is coming your way.
    God is going to fix two things
    (BIG)
    tonight in your favor.

  15. LaurynM LaurynM
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    && who else agrees
    that life would be so much better
    if there were pinatas
    randomly hung
    all over the place?
    00 OO
    00000000
    000OOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOO
    00000000000000
    000000000
    000000000
    00000000000000000000
    000000000000000000000
    000000000000000000000
    0000000 000000
    00000 00000
    0000 0000
    000 000
    this seriously took me like, 20 minutes to do... ;P

  16. LaurynM LaurynM
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 4:38pm UTC
    Hey, did you call before?
    Hey dad,um yeah. I wanted to ask you; do you believe in ghosts?
    No.... Why?
    Well our maid said that they were real...
    .....Pack your bags and meet me on the front step we are moving now.
    Why?!?!?!
    WE DON'T HAVE A MAID.

  17. LaurynM LaurynM
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    Repost this if you love your dad. If you don't he'll die in 12 days.♥
    SORRY I'M NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES I LOVE MY DAD.<3
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    And the rainbow will
    shine
    after the storm.

    format by the_An0nym0usXD

  18. LaurynM LaurynM
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 4:09pm UTC
    •••••••••••••••••••••••••••
    && I really, really hope
    that you step on a lego

    •••••••••••••••••••••••••••

  19. LaurynM LaurynM
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 3:49pm UTC
    GUYS,
    respect your elders.
    THEY COMPLETED HIGHSCHOOL
    without google or wikipedia.

  20. LaurynM LaurynM
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 7:31pm UTC
    O. M. G.
    I just found out that Witty was created on my 6th birthday.
    how effing cool is that?

:)

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