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pupluver107

Status: I call my parents fossels, yet they produce a suprisingly small amount of fule when burned

Member Since: 6 Nov 2010 12:02pm

Last Seen: 16 Dec 2012 10:08pm

Birthday: October 7

Location: That one place you can't itch

Gender: F

user id: 132342

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pupluver107
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 3:55pm UTC

I hate it when people say
You're not a real 90s kid if you were born in 97-99
Because one day
In the year 2100
When all 90s kids have died off
the people of 2100
Will look to their elders
The children of 1997, 1998 and 1999
and say
You are the last 90s kids
*cue Inception music*
Yea we'll be, like, 100 but we will rule the 22ed century!

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pupluver107
posted a quote
December 2, 2012 12:43pm UTC

Me: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Her: Uh, why?
Me: Cuz' she had no arms
Her: Aw
Me: Knock Knock
Her: Who's there?
Me: Not Sally.

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pupluver107
posted a quote
December 2, 2012 12:38pm UTC

Me: Hey, hey, what's red and bad for your teeth?
Her: A lolipop? I don't know...
Me: A brick.

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pupluver107
posted a quote
September 23, 2012 8:38pm UTC

i wish Monsters Inc was a
real place...
M i s h a C o l l i n s
Channing Tatum's bedroom door is the first one i'd be going in.

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pupluver107
posted a quote
September 21, 2012 7:44pm UTC

10 things your dog would tell you<<
One: My life is likely to last 15 years, any and all sepration from you will be painful.
Two: It's time to understand what it is you want of me.
Three: Place your trust in me, it's crucial to my wellbeing.
Four: Never be mad at me for long, do not lock me up as punishment.
Five: You have your work, enertainment, and friends: I only have you.
Six: Talk to me sometimes, I will not understand your words, I will understand your voice.
Seven: However you treat me now, I will never forget.
Eight: Even when I can hurt you, I choose not too because I love you.
Nine: Before you scold me for being uncooperative, obstinate, or lazy, ask yourself if something might be bothering me.
Ten: Take care of me at my old age. You too will grow old. Accompany me on difficult journeys, never say "I can not bear to watch" Everything is easer with you there, even my death.
---Eric Handler

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pupluver107
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June 25, 2012 12:00pm UTC

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pupluver107
posted a quote
June 23, 2012 8:28pm UTC

^^Here we are, the most clever species to have ever lived. So how is it we can only destroy the one planet we have?^^
Jane Goodall

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pupluver107
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June 7, 2012 4:45pm UTC

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pupluver107
posted a quote
May 31, 2012 5:54pm UTC

My sister showed me witty
So what about you?
Who introduced you to witty?
Did you find it on your own,
Or did a friend tell you about it?
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pupluver107
posted a quote
May 10, 2012 11:52pm UTC

That's what happends
w h e n y o u l o o k t o o h a r d t o f i n d y o u r s e l f
And end up loosing
W h a t m a k e s y o u u n i q u e

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pupluver107
posted a quote
May 2, 2012 5:16pm UTC

Juhan has thirteen apples.
He eats ten.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
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format by ponypigtialgirl

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pupluver107
posted a quote
March 7, 2012 11:46pm UTC

Bella:
M y d e m o n b a b y j u s t b r o k e m y s p i n e
o n t h e w a y o u t o f m y v a g i n a !
E d w a r d , q u i c k , t u r n m e i n t o a v a m p i r e !
J a c o b :
B e l l a , n o, t h a t d e m o n b a b y i s m y s o a l m a t e
M e :
W t f a m i w a t c h i n g ?
No hate on the Twilight series, the plot just scares me.

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pupluver107
posted a quote
March 7, 2012 7:20pm UTC

Say: Eye
Spell: Map
Say: Ness
Ha ha ha.

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pupluver107
posted a quote
March 3, 2012 9:56pm UTC

The cure for AIDS
could be written
somewhere in the
Terms and Conditions,
and we would never know.

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pupluver107
posted a quote
March 1, 2012 10:00pm UTC

Out of the 57 million square miles of land on earth
That raindrop chose you to fall on

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pupluver107
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 11:21pm UTC

If you have food in your fridge
A roof over your head
and a place to safely sleep tonight
You are richer then 75% of the world
If you have money in your bank
Dollers in your wallet
And spare change in your pockets
You are among the top 8% of the worlds wealthy
You you woke up this mornng
with more health then illness
You are more blessed then the hundred thousand children
that will not survive the night
If you have never experanced the danger of war
The agony of imprisonment
or the torture of absloute starvation
You are luckier then the 500 million alive and suffering
And if you can read this quote
then you are more fortunite then the 3 billion people
who can not read
a single word

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pupluver107
posted a quote
February 26, 2012 12:55am UTC

I've never wanted to commit cannibalism more then I do
then when I see the hershey commercials

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pupluver107
posted a quote
February 19, 2012 9:25pm UTC

Here's my rule:
If a quote makes my laugh,
I automaticaly favorite it.
michaelchannel

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pupluver107
posted a quote
February 15, 2012 11:04pm UTC

click to see this quote

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pupluver107
posted a quote
February 5, 2012 11:54pm UTC

http://www.breathingearth.net
Get a feel of how quickely man
kind is changing planet earth.

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