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1. ilovejs4
   posted a quote
   June 27, 2012 10:20am UTC
   Hibachi Chefs
   Taught me how to play with my food
   Like a boss
   
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2. ilovejs4
   posted a quote
   June 6, 2012 7:11pm UTC
   *opens juice box*
   label: "shake well before opening"
   -_-
   .......MAN F*CK THAT SH*T I'M BLOWIN IN THE STRAW
   
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3. ilovejs4
   posted a quote
   May 9, 2012 3:51pm UTC
   She deserves a ring
   Not just another thing
   
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4. ilovejs4
   posted a quote
   April 24, 2012 4:14pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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5. ilovejs4
   posted a quote
   April 9, 2012 3:18pm UTC
   Friend: I got VIP passes to the Onbe Direction concert!!!
   Me:
   Friend:
   Me:
   Friend:
   Me:
   Friend:
   Cops: So before you two went swimming, your positive she said she was able to swim?
   
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6. ilovejs4
   posted a quote
   March 19, 2012 1:00pm UTC
   When I'm bored
   I send a text to a random number saying
   "I hid the body......now what?"
   
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7. ilovejs4
   posted a quote
   March 17, 2012 4:49pm UTC
   I'm not a second chance
   you either choose me
   or lose me
   
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8. ilovejs4
   posted a quote
   March 16, 2012 4:50pm UTC
   Boys think of girls as books
   if the cover doesn't catch their eye
   they won't bother to read whats inside
   
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9. ilovejs4
   posted a quote
   March 15, 2012 3:34pm UTC
   "can i ask you a question?"
   **MINI HEART ATTACK**
   
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10. ilovejs4
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 5:35pm UTC
    a girl's silence
    means more than words
    
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11. ilovejs4
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 12:02pm UTC
    We all go to tropical islands on vacations, and get our hair braided
    when people on vaction come to America...
    Do they get their hair straightened?
    
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12. ilovejs4
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 7:58am UTC
    The truth hurts but lies heal
    
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13. ilovejs4
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 3:46pm UTC
    *20 years from now*
    *Moms together driving daughters*
    (Teenage Dream comes on)
    Moms:OMG IT'S KATY PERRY SHE'S STILL ALIVE
    Daughters:THATS SO OLD GET WITH IT
    
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14. ilovejs4
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 12:33pm UTC
    When you don't know how to spell a word so you change the whole subject
    
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15. ilovejs4
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2012 3:53pm UTC
    its that much funnier when your not allowed to laugh
    
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16. ilovejs4
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 3:57pm UTC
    Since when does Santa hide the presents in my Mom's closet?
    
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17. ilovejs4
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 7:11pm UTC
    that awkard moment
    when its your birthday
    and their all singing "happy birthday' and you dont know where to look
    
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18. ilovejs4
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 7:54pm UTC
    "your cute when your angry"
    "oh yeah? well i'm about to get real f*cking adorable"
    
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19. ilovejs4
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 2:30pm UTC
    Wheneversomeone calls me ugly,i get super sad and hug them because i know life is really, really tough for the visually impaired.
    
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20. ilovejs4
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 9:13am UTC
    Friends are like boobs, some are small and some are bigsome are realand some are fake
    
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